turtlespeed 226 #76 April 13, 2007 Quote Time of relationship = times of fornacation = multiplied by the o factor = devide that by how many days you havn't seen her total = no devide that by 2. Thats a 1 and X chance she is banging some other dude, or prolly got serviced while she was in Atlanta. Sorry bud the way I see it, there is only one person who stretches the monkey, apperently you were not in Atlanta, Wait was she really wet?? cuz thats a plus, and go back to using condoms, So a one in 2 chance - 50 / 50 good odds.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caspar 0 #77 April 13, 2007 its threads like this that are funnier than any comedian. you guys are hilarious."When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #78 April 13, 2007 Check the owners manual. I think you just need to reinflate her."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #79 April 13, 2007 Quote its threads like this that are funnier than any comedian. you guys are hilarious. But of course! The rules of politically correct goes out the window on here. You just can't go Kramer in public or on stage somewhere, but in here, go apeshit and everybody laughs. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #80 April 13, 2007 Quote Check the owners manual. I think you just need to reinflate her. And maybe plug her back in.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #81 April 13, 2007 Quote MY GF was SO LOOSE last nite!!!! I bet you dont even have a GF7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caspar 0 #82 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote MY GF was SO LOOSE last nite!!!! I bet you dont even have a GF GF = GayFriend?? "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #83 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote MY GF was SO LOOSE last nite!!!! I bet you dont even have a GF GF = GayFriend?? How UN - PC It stands for GUY-friend.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #84 April 13, 2007 Quote Hey aren't you supposed to be bent over in front of a mirror taking pictures of your ass? again, Slappie and I are on the same page! WTF yo?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #85 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote You ever seen a fat fucker with a huge dick??? Yes, my husband! Oh and for watchdog - there is no such thing as big pussy, just little dick!----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #86 April 13, 2007 Quote Yes, my husband! Wow, a put-down and a compliment all in one sentence. You're good! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #87 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote Yes, my husband! Wow, a put-down and a compliment all in one sentence. You're good! Thanks....----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #88 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote Hey aren't you supposed to be bent over in front of a mirror taking pictures of your ass? again, Slappie and I are on the same page! WTF yo? You got your last night yo! If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #89 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Hey aren't you supposed to be bent over in front of a mirror taking pictures of your ass? again, Slappie and I are on the same page! WTF yo? You got your last night yo! Whoa! Wheres mine? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #90 April 13, 2007 Quote You got your last night yo! Whoa! Wheres mine? back on up! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #91 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Hey aren't you supposed to be bent over in front of a mirror taking pictures of your ass? again, Slappie and I are on the same page! WTF yo? You got your last night yo! Whoa! Wheres mine? Sorry Slappie...but the Hippie still has me recovering from last night. I knew you guys tried to warn me about him but I had no idea. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #92 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Hey aren't you supposed to be bent over in front of a mirror taking pictures of your ass? again, Slappie and I are on the same page! WTF yo? You got your last night yo! Whoa! Wheres mine? Sorry Slappie...but the Hippie still has me recovering from last night. I knew you guys tried to warn me about him but I had no idea. you concede to easy . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #93 April 13, 2007 fuckin tease "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #94 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Hey aren't you supposed to be bent over in front of a mirror taking pictures of your ass? again, Slappie and I are on the same page! WTF yo? You got your last night yo! Whoa! Wheres mine? Sorry Slappie...but the Hippie still has me recovering from last night. I knew you guys tried to warn me about him but I had no idea. you concede to easy . . . If you're referring to me...NOT HARDLY!! If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #95 April 13, 2007 Quote fuckin tease teasing! who's teasing If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #96 April 13, 2007 Quote um, I have another question. Who was your Girlfriend doing in Atlanta? And why was it looser when she got back? corrected for you scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #98 April 13, 2007 Quote touche' If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
watchdog2 0 #99 April 13, 2007 Quote its threads like this that are funnier than any comedian. you guys are hilarious. I KNOW!!! I am sitting back and laughing my ass off....You never know where these Dropzone.com'ers will take a post... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
