warpedskydiver 0 #51 April 13, 2007 I heard Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #52 April 13, 2007 Quote I heard Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom. Naw he just ties his foreskin in a knot.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #53 April 13, 2007 Quote Anyway, this is continuance of my other post entitled: She said she would forgive me If I cheated on her. As soon as she got home from Atlanta after 4 days, I bent her over and starting banging away without protection..AND for the FIRST time, I couldn't FEEL a thing!!!! I was like..."whaaaaaaaaaa?" Ladies, if you can give some input on the mechanics of vaginal wall flexibility, please let me know.. And, to the moderators, please dont take offence to this post...I am just trying to get some second and 3rd opinions... LOL!!! So Travis, is this the girl you're talking about? I wonder if she knows you're dragging her reputation through the gutter here on the interweb. Oh and if this isn't you, why ya using someone elses name & MySpace acct as your own? According to MySpace you are a country singer and live in Nashville Tenn. Yet your profile states you live in Texas and Skydive Houston is your dropzone. Things that make you go hmmm... *edited* for spelin "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #54 April 13, 2007 Quote So Travis, is this the girl you're talking about? I wonder if she knows you're dragging her reputation through the gutter here on the interweb. Well, that would be fun.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #55 April 13, 2007 Travis should remember to recycle. What is loose to him is not, to nearly any other man, or young boy. [Forest Gump] And that is all I have to say about that [/Forest gump] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #56 April 13, 2007 My thoughts EXACTLY! Does she know you post here on dz.com? She could read everything we wrote here. I sure hope you planned on breaking up because if I saw all this written about me, I would not be too happy. How long have you been dating her? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #57 April 13, 2007 Quote So Travis, is this the girl you're talking about? I wonder if she knows you're dragging her reputation through the gutter here on the interweb. Yup that's her. Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #58 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote So Travis, is this the girl you're talking about? I wonder if she knows you're dragging her reputation through the gutter here on the interweb. Yup that's her. How the hell do you know? You're in Georgia, this guy claims to be in Houston, yet his MySpace shows him in Nashville Tenn. !! I'm sooooooo confused!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #59 April 13, 2007 Quote Thanks for trying to preach science to me. I guess I forgot to read that part in the books when I was in pre-med. It's ok I know your secret. You skipped straight to the end and looked up Hermaphradites. That is some cool ass shitDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #60 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote So Travis, is this the girl you're talking about? I wonder if she knows you're dragging her reputation through the gutter here on the interweb. Yup that's her. How the hell do you know? You're in Georgia, this guy claims to be in Houston, yet his MySpace shows him in Nashville Tenn. !! I'm sooooooo confused!! Read my posts earlier. She came to ATL and well I have to say I'm worn the hell out and apparently she is as well. Maybe nashville is where his other girlfriend is?Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #61 April 13, 2007 again, was thinking the same thing. is she a musician, any bit famous? isn't it really really bad that this stuff is out to the general public? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #62 April 13, 2007 QuoteAnyway, this is continuance of my other post entitled: She said she would forgive me If I cheated on her. As soon as she got home from Atlanta after 4 days, I bent her over and starting banging away without protection..AND for the FIRST time, I couldn't FEEL a thing!!!! I was like..."whaaaaaaaaaa?" Ladies, if you can give some input on the mechanics of vaginal wall flexibility, please let me know.. And, to the moderators, please dont take offence to this post...I am just trying to get some second and 3rd opinions... LOL!!! YOu know there is this porn vid floating around where this woman uses an inflatable diodlo to stretch herself out, and then prolapses her ueterous and plays with her cervix. Maybe she tried to emulate that vid. I don't know who gets off watching it, but it is out thereDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dunesurfer 0 #63 April 13, 2007 Quote So Travis, is this the girl you're talking about? I wonder if she knows you're dragging her reputation through the gutter here on the interweb. Oh and if this isn't you, why ya using someone elses name & MySpace acct as your own? According to MySpace you are a country singer and live in Nashville Tenn. Yet your profile states you live in Texas and Skydive Houston is your dropzone. Things that make you go hmmm... *edited* for spelin If I was a needle-dick, I wouldn't be using my real info either Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
watchdog2 0 #64 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote Anyway, this is continuance of my other post entitled: She said she would forgive me If I cheated on her. As soon as she got home from Atlanta after 4 days, I bent her over and starting banging away without protection..AND for the FIRST time, I couldn't FEEL a thing!!!! I was like..."whaaaaaaaaaa?" Ladies, if you can give some input on the mechanics of vaginal wall flexibility, please let me know.. And, to the moderators, please dont take offence to this post...I am just trying to get some second and 3rd opinions... LOL!!! So Travis, is this the girl you're talking about? I wonder if she knows you're dragging her reputation through the gutter here on the interweb. Oh and if this isn't you, why ya using someone elses name & MySpace acct as your own? According to MySpace you are a country singer and live in Nashville Tenn. Yet your profile states you live in Texas and Skydive Houston is your dropzone. Things that make you go hmmm... *edited* for spelin 570,000 Jumps?? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #65 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Anyway, this is continuance of my other post entitled: She said she would forgive me If I cheated on her. As soon as she got home from Atlanta after 4 days, I bent her over and starting banging away without protection..AND for the FIRST time, I couldn't FEEL a thing!!!! I was like..."whaaaaaaaaaa?" Ladies, if you can give some input on the mechanics of vaginal wall flexibility, please let me know.. And, to the moderators, please dont take offence to this post...I am just trying to get some second and 3rd opinions... LOL!!! So Travis, is this the girl you're talking about? I wonder if she knows you're dragging her reputation through the gutter here on the interweb. Oh and if this isn't you, why ya using someone elses name & MySpace acct as your own? According to MySpace you are a country singer and live in Nashville Tenn. Yet your profile states you live in Texas and Skydive Houston is your dropzone. Things that make you go hmmm... *edited* for spelin 570,000 Jumps?? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... Ya so what I got 570,000 jumps! Jealous? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #66 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote Thanks for trying to preach science to me. I guess I forgot to read that part in the books when I was in pre-med. It's ok I know your secret. You skipped straight to the end and looked up Hermaphradites. That is some cool ass shit Especially if you're a homosexual. you wouldn't have to worry about identity issues. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #67 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Thanks for trying to preach science to me. I guess I forgot to read that part in the books when I was in pre-med. It's ok I know your secret. You skipped straight to the end and looked up Hermaphradites. That is some cool ass shit Especially if you're a homosexual. you wouldn't have to worry about identity issues. Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "go fuck yourself", too! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #68 April 13, 2007 Hey aren't you supposed to be bent over in front of a mirror taking pictures of your ass? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #69 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Thanks for trying to preach science to me. I guess I forgot to read that part in the books when I was in pre-med. It's ok I know your secret. You skipped straight to the end and looked up Hermaphradites. That is some cool ass shit Especially if you're a homosexual. you wouldn't have to worry about identity issues. A homosexual Hermaphrodite? nooo . . . how . . . hmmmm We need to talk.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #70 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Thanks for trying to preach science to me. I guess I forgot to read that part in the books when I was in pre-med. It's ok I know your secret. You skipped straight to the end and looked up Hermaphradites. That is some cool ass shit Especially if you're a homosexual. you wouldn't have to worry about identity issues. A homosexual Hermaphrodite? nooo . . . how . . . hmmmm We need to talk. Did we just explode Turtles head?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #71 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote No...it just means you can see more of it now.A woman's viju does not enlarge after 4 days. Umm they actually say that loosing weight for a guy can help increase the erection size as there is more skin to stretch. Thanks for trying to preach science to me. I guess I forgot to read that part in the books when I was in pre-med. Well, you cant argue with his source. "They" say that it is so, therefore its a fact. "They" are the ultimate authority.__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #72 April 13, 2007 Is watchdog2 real? Has anyone ever met him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #73 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Thanks for trying to preach science to me. I guess I forgot to read that part in the books when I was in pre-med. It's ok I know your secret. You skipped straight to the end and looked up Hermaphradites. That is some cool ass shit Especially if you're a homosexual. you wouldn't have to worry about identity issues. A homosexual Hermaphrodite? nooo . . . how . . . hmmmm We need to talk. Did we just explode Turtles head? Me think so! If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #74 April 13, 2007 You must be the latest incarnation of Funks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plowdirt 0 #75 April 13, 2007 Time of relationship = times of fornacation = multiplied by the o factor = devide that by how many days you havn't seen her total = no devide that by 2. Thats a 1 and X chance she is banging some other dude, or prolly got serviced while she was in Atlanta. Sorry bud the way I see it, there is only one person who stretches the monkey, apperently you were not in Atlanta, Wait was she really wet?? cuz thats a plus, and go back to using condoms, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
