I just had a . . .

[turtlespeed 226]

. . . disturbing, yet extremely enjoyable thought . . . slightly maniacle, yet soothing in a certain way . . .

. . . Setting: Miami
. . . Year : 1994
. . . Who : Ex Wife and I

. . .and then , I was wanting just a little more taste . . . so - I think, hmmm, I have some Cinnamon Schnapps . . . so I got the bottle and poured some on her hoo haa . . . I had a brilliant idea, and she had to TOTALLY RUIN it by SCREAMING . . .

How the hell was I supposed to know?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[sunshine 2]

I hope you followed it up by using Head & Shoulders for anal lube.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[Nickkk 0]

I tried a similar feat with a Listerine strip and, well yeah same result. Make sure it fully dissolves before you go downtown.

What do you do when someone throws a big planet at you?
Throw your pilot chute in defense!

[guppie01 0]

LOL.... That's great Turtle!

g

"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

[LisaM 0]

... v8!

(I really did!)

~ Lisa
~ Do you Rigminder?

[airtwardo 7]

I have some Cinnamon Schnapps . . . so I got the bottle and poured some on her hoo haa . .


... Who : Ex Wife


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Yeah....that pretty much tells the whole story!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[turtlespeed 226]

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I have some Cinnamon Schnapps . . . so I got the bottle and poured some on her hoo haa . .


... Who : Ex Wife


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Yeah....that pretty much tells the whole story!

no - that's not it - but that is why it is extremely funny, and happily evil.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun