turtlespeed 220 #1 April 5, 2007 There was a mistake in a post about dating ideas . . . Evidently, what was meant was - "Getting LAID Ideas" . . . So, what works best for you. Only the serious need reply. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #2 April 5, 2007 QuoteSo, what works best for you. Being a girl. That's usually all it takes. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #3 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteSo, what works best for you. Being a girl. That's usually all it takes. Gotta agree. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #4 April 5, 2007 If it floats, flies or...............I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #5 April 5, 2007 Just walking down the street in certain parts of town with a C-note taped to my forehead. Works every time Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keka 0 #6 April 5, 2007 LOL Make sure you have a BIG one... otherwise get an extension http://www.woundedwarriorproject.org PMS#551 I love my life :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #7 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteSo, what works best for you. Being a girl. That's usually all it takes. I would have to agree. Not that nuns do that stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #8 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteSo, what works best for you. Being a girl. That's usually all it takes. I would have to agree. Not that nuns do that stuff. Well then, what do Nuns do?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #9 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteSo, what works best for you. Being a girl. That's usually all it takes. So it is said. So it must be... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #10 April 5, 2007 QuoteWell then, what do Nuns do? Pray for the Lost Souls who are out getting laid. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #11 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteSo, what works best for you. Being a girl. That's usually all it takes. Yup... That is it... Perfect answer. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #12 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteSo, what works best for you. Being a girl. That's usually all it takes. I would have to agree. Not that nuns do that stuff. Well then, what do Nuns do? "What?" I dunno. Pray? Garden? Minister to the morally weak? "Who?" No one, according to their marriage to the Big Guy. That's why being a nun either sucks or is verrrry fulfilling in ways I don't know about... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #13 April 5, 2007 Easy.. Women in general are Highly Competitive. Talk some of your Hot Chick friends into hanging out with you. Other Hot chicks will try to take you from the original Hot Chicks. And if you are REAL Lucky.. The Natural competitiveness of the original hot chicks will kick in and they will try to keep you.. Thus ending in one huge Orgy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Butters 0 #14 April 5, 2007 If I can't get a date I guess I wouldn't mind getting laid. However, I am not a female (so that doesn't work), I don't want a prostitute (so that doesn't work), ..."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyskydiver 0 #15 April 5, 2007 QuoteIf I can't get a date I guess I wouldn't mind getting laid. However, I am not a female (so that doesn't work), I don't want a prostitute (so that doesn't work), ... You could always raffle yourself off for a date with the proceeds going to HH.Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BelskyBlueEyes 0 #16 April 5, 2007 Much easier way to get an orgy started- it's called hot tub! (Especially if alcohol is involved.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slappie 9 #17 April 5, 2007 QuoteMuch easier way to get an orgy started- it's called hot tub! (Especially if alcohol is involved.) You sound like a woman with experience in this matter. Got a story to go along with this advice? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pinkfairy 0 #18 April 5, 2007 Lipstick/miniskirt. Works every time. One of my skydiving instructors said that if you've got complete, all new Aerodyne gear, you're guaranteed to get laid. At least in Norway.Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BelskyBlueEyes 0 #19 April 5, 2007 Boots and leather mini-skirt is a sure winner every time! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #20 April 5, 2007 QuoteLipstick/miniskirt. Works every time. I don't know... something sort of along those lines got the guy mentioned in this thread arrested... edited to add: though I suppose there's a chance he'll get something in jail (if you know what I mean... )Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 220 #21 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteLipstick/miniskirt. Works every time. I don't know... [CONTENT DELETED] This is a thread about getting laid . . . not corn holing lets leave it there . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #22 April 5, 2007 QuoteEasy.. Women in general are Highly Competitive. I could rent out my wedding ring. For some reason that attracts women I'm not stupid enough to think that it's my charm, looks, and grace-but women do want to "win" a guy (not all, I know)I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Butters 0 #23 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteLipstick/miniskirt. Works every time. I don't know... [CONTENT DELETED] This is a thread about getting laid . . . not corn holing lets leave it there . . . After getting laid I don't want to be crying while in the fetal position in the corner of the shower. "That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SBS 0 #24 April 5, 2007 hmmm, that's never worked for me... maybe I should have shaved my legs... _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #25 April 5, 2007 QuoteAfter getting laid I don't want to be crying while in the fetal position in the corner of the shower. Where's your sense of adventure? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 1 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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Butters 0 #14 April 5, 2007 If I can't get a date I guess I wouldn't mind getting laid. However, I am not a female (so that doesn't work), I don't want a prostitute (so that doesn't work), ..."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #15 April 5, 2007 QuoteIf I can't get a date I guess I wouldn't mind getting laid. However, I am not a female (so that doesn't work), I don't want a prostitute (so that doesn't work), ... You could always raffle yourself off for a date with the proceeds going to HH.Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #16 April 5, 2007 Much easier way to get an orgy started- it's called hot tub! (Especially if alcohol is involved.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #17 April 5, 2007 QuoteMuch easier way to get an orgy started- it's called hot tub! (Especially if alcohol is involved.) You sound like a woman with experience in this matter. Got a story to go along with this advice? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #18 April 5, 2007 Lipstick/miniskirt. Works every time. One of my skydiving instructors said that if you've got complete, all new Aerodyne gear, you're guaranteed to get laid. At least in Norway.Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #19 April 5, 2007 Boots and leather mini-skirt is a sure winner every time! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #20 April 5, 2007 QuoteLipstick/miniskirt. Works every time. I don't know... something sort of along those lines got the guy mentioned in this thread arrested... edited to add: though I suppose there's a chance he'll get something in jail (if you know what I mean... )Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #21 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteLipstick/miniskirt. Works every time. I don't know... [CONTENT DELETED] This is a thread about getting laid . . . not corn holing lets leave it there . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #22 April 5, 2007 QuoteEasy.. Women in general are Highly Competitive. I could rent out my wedding ring. For some reason that attracts women I'm not stupid enough to think that it's my charm, looks, and grace-but women do want to "win" a guy (not all, I know)I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #23 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteLipstick/miniskirt. Works every time. I don't know... [CONTENT DELETED] This is a thread about getting laid . . . not corn holing lets leave it there . . . After getting laid I don't want to be crying while in the fetal position in the corner of the shower. "That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #24 April 5, 2007 hmmm, that's never worked for me... maybe I should have shaved my legs... _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #25 April 5, 2007 QuoteAfter getting laid I don't want to be crying while in the fetal position in the corner of the shower. Where's your sense of adventure? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
