Just_Chute_me 0 #101 April 5, 2007 Blue eyes, I can't believe you are going through that many batteries but I would be happy to provide you with a suitable replacement. "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #102 April 5, 2007 QuoteA hot tub, alcohol and women....just tell where and when I need to show up. So, I take it you're not married anymore? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just_Chute_me 0 #103 April 5, 2007 What gave it away"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #104 April 5, 2007 QuoteWhat gave it away You've come onto a few people the last few days. I know you are of good character, so I made that assumption. I'm smart like that. Should we be happy or sad for you? Maybe it will help you pick up more women if you post a pic of you in that kilt or the indian costume! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just_Chute_me 0 #105 April 5, 2007 Me come on to someone, you must have me confused with someone else. Of course the good character part you nailed. No need to feel bad for me. It is what it is. I would not be skydiving had it not happened this way. Now as for the kilt or indian costume. I know you have me confused with someone else. Although a kilt may not be to bad....Know anyone that is available????"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #106 April 5, 2007 Ah, yes, I do have you confused with someone else! Never underestimate the power of a kilt though. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #107 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteSo I am suppose to ask a woman if I can clean her house, make her dinner, and cuddle and this will get me laid? This will NOT work!! Bad Advise!! Bad Advise!! Olny try that advanced move LONG after you have been dating. (then it will work well). If you do that too soon, you will find yourself right bcak on the "friend" bench. . . . and Less one Guy Card.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #108 April 6, 2007 QuoteI hope im not the only woman that found his post silly. If a guy cleaned my house, it would make me think "damn my house isn't clean enough for him?" so it would in fact offend me and i would kick the guy out. A guy doing my laundry is just creepy. The only piece of advice you should listen to in his post is to keep your nails neat and clean. If you are a single woman, that section does not apply to you. Come back and talk about it after you've been married to the same person for a few years. I guarantee your idea of a turn-on will change. Even if you marry the most attractive, sexiest, most exciting person ever, you'll get tired of it when they don't clean the house or wear clean socks. Sexy is graded on a curve, at that point. Please know that all this was intended to be silly - how to get laid, and keep getting laid without feeling like a complete tool. And it is based on real-world field research. (Read: I get laid well and often, not because I do these things, but because I am cognizant of my wife's needs and desires, and I don't try to trick or manipulate her into fucking me.) Ten years of marriage teaches you stuff. Ask any woman who's married if it's creepy for her husband to do the dishes or her laundry. PS: I know guys have tried everything to try and get you into bed, Sunshine - I was just trying to say, "Be real about it."T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #109 April 6, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteYep!! Best solution: Just become an Arrogant Bastard. Women cannot resist an Arrogant Bastard. So is it that I'm just too nice then? No you're pretty much an arrogant bastard too!!! gAMEN sister Gia. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stewie 0 #110 April 6, 2007 QuoteTalk some of your Hot Chick friends into hanging out with you. I have a lot of attractive female friends, I must not be employing them effectively. Of course, I probably shouldn't pay them in front of everyone."Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #111 April 6, 2007 QuoteTen years of marriage teaches you stuff. Ask any woman who's married if it's creepy for her husband to do the dishes or her laundry. I think my mother would have a heart attack if my dad offered or did the laundry. though he does do dishes (on occasion) and is meticulous when it comes to keeping the house clean.Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #112 April 6, 2007 QuoteI have a lot of attractive female friends, I must not be employing them effectively. Since i'm your freind can i pretend i'm one of the attractive ones? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stewie 0 #113 April 6, 2007 QuoteSince i'm your freind can i pretend i'm one of the attractive ones? You don't have to pretend! I could use a good wingwoman. But I'm afraid I'll need references for you to perform in that capacity. It's quite a daunting task."Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #114 April 6, 2007 QuoteQuoteSince i'm your freind can i pretend i'm one of the attractive ones? You don't have to pretend! I could use a good wingwoman. But I'm afraid I'll need references for you to perform in that capacity. It's quite a daunting task. Let me know how it goes, I never believed that having a woman around works because I always believed it made you appear unapproachable to other women (unless they wanted a three some )."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #115 April 6, 2007 QuoteLet me know how it goes, I never believed that having a woman around works because I always believed it made you appear unapproachable to other women (unless they wanted a three some ). You have much to learn young grasshopper. Much to learn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PWScottIV 0 #116 April 7, 2007 QuoteThere was a mistake in a post about dating ideas . . . Evidently, what was meant was - "Getting LAID Ideas" . . . So, what works best for you. Only the serious need reply. From what I've heard, being an asshole works pretty well... Ya know, don't call when you should, don't EVER let you think you actually like her, and basically try to exude a general feeling of disinterest. But what do I know, I'm not an asshole...Gravity Waits for No One. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #117 April 7, 2007 Quotedon't EVER let you think you actually like her I love Freudian humor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PWScottIV 0 #118 April 7, 2007 QuoteQuotedon't EVER let you think you actually like her I love Freudian humor. Gravity Waits for No One. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #119 April 8, 2007 QuoteQuoteTalk some of your Hot Chick friends into hanging out with you. I have a lot of attractive female friends, I must not be employing them effectively. Of course, I probably shouldn't pay them in front of everyone. You can't really help that if you want a lap dance though now can you?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gauleyguide 0 #120 April 8, 2007 skydiver guy:(to skydiver girl) "Hey babe!, I'll bet you a piece of ass I can tell you where you got your altimeter!" skydiver girl:"Okay, where?" skydiver guy:"you got it on your left hand.!" and the rest is history...."Don't keep your pilot chute a secret" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
