Icon134 0 #26 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteLipstick/miniskirt. Works every time. I don't know... [CONTENT DELETED] This is a thread about getting laid . . . not corn holing lets leave it there . . .I was just making a counter point... i.e. that wearing a mini skirt and lipstick doesn't work for everyone... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #27 April 5, 2007 Asking me for advice on getting laid is like asking Michael J Fox why he's so good at Jenga.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #28 April 5, 2007 QuoteAsking me for advice on getting laid is like asking Michael J Fox why he's so good at Jenga. You've been waiting for a chance to use that line haven't you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #29 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteAsking me for advice on getting laid is like asking Michael J Fox why he's so good at Jenga. You've been waiting for a chance to use that line haven't you? Nah, I've got a decent sized warchest of semi-offensive lines I can use in the same vein cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #30 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteAsking me for advice on getting laid is like asking Michael J Fox why he's so good at Jenga. You've been waiting for a chance to use that line haven't you? Or Steven Hawkins why he was a body double for OJ Simpson . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #31 April 5, 2007 QuoteAfter getting laid I don't want to be crying while in the fetal position in the corner of the shower. I guess that means i can't lay you... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #32 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteAfter getting laid I don't want to be crying while in the fetal position in the corner of the shower. I guess that means i can't lay you... She may have a point there.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #33 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteAfter getting laid I don't want to be crying while in the fetal position in the corner of the shower. I guess that means i can't lay you... You would probably rock my world ... in three seconds flat. "That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #34 April 5, 2007 QuoteYou would probably rock my world ... in three seconds flat. I'm sure you could last at least 5 seconds. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #35 April 5, 2007 Quotehmmm, that's never worked for me... maybe I should have shaved my legs... Well, usually works best for women. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #36 April 5, 2007 QuoteEvidently, what was meant was - "Getting LAID Ideas" . . . So, what works best for you. Saying as little as possible seemed the best course of action in my case. Some freinds of mine once pointed out that i did fine with the ladies right up until the moment i opened my mouth, and then it was all downhill from there. My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #37 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteEvidently, what was meant was - "Getting LAID Ideas" . . . So, what works best for you. Saying as little as possible seemed the best course of action in my case. Some freinds of mine once pointed out that i did fine with the ladies right up until the moment i opened my mouth, and then it was all downhill from there. So that goes along the lines of "You know, you were cute till you opened your mouth"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #38 April 5, 2007 OK, this may be a cheesy answer, but I've been married for almost 10 years, so I have figured out a few things. - Do something around the house she wasn't expecting you to do. (Some sure-fire point winners are washing the sheets & making the bed, or doing the dishes she thought she was going to have to wash, or fixing the leaky faucet in the kitchen.) - If you are qualified to do so, do her laundry, and do whatever folding or hanging that needs to be done. Best to let her put away the folded things, as the panty drawer is off limits (IF you are a gentleman.) - Prepare a lovely light dinner with stuff you know she likes, and for God's sake, don't let her do the dishes afterwards. Watch Rachel Ray or Emeril if you're not confident in the kitchen. Bless Rachel - she's jumped, and she knows how to score us sexy-points with food. The best part of taking this approach is that you don't do it all at once on the same day. Just do something she wasn't expecting you to do TODAY. If you do all this at once, it will be more than obvious to her what you're trying to do, and you will look like an ass. Just the facts. Oh, and trim your fucking toenails. Keep your fingernails clean, and wash your damn hands like your mother told you. There, that's better. Can't touch a clean kitty with dirty paws. The key here is do it without looking for praise or calling attention to it in any way. Translation: You have to want to do this stuff for her (and you) in the first place, otherwise you're using manipulation to get laid. Could I perhaps get an "Amen," Skymama? T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littleskycrab 0 #39 April 5, 2007 Don't know about Skymama but................ AMEN! Maybe I should direct my husband to this thread...Next time a sunrise steals your breath or a meadow of flowers leaves you speechless, remain that way. Say nothing and listen as heaven whispers, "Do you like it? I did it just for you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #40 April 5, 2007 QuoteCould I perhaps get an "Amen," Skymama? Amen! You sound like a great husband, I hope your wife appreciates you!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #41 April 5, 2007 Why thank you - and yes!! Without being indiscreet, my wife "appreciates" me rather frequently. Here's hoping someone is "appreciating" you as often as you'd like! (I just thought of this: Let us remember that it's not called "taking head.") T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #42 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteSo, what works best for you. Being a girl. That's usually all it takes. Bingo! Had I been born a woman, I would have been rich and retired long ago.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #43 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteSo, what works best for you. Being a girl. That's usually all it takes. Bingo! Had I been born a woman, I would have been rich and retired long ago. Nah - you have too much facial hair.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #44 April 5, 2007 Some aren't. If he's swayed from me that easily... they can have him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #45 April 5, 2007 QuoteEasy.. Women in general are Highly Competitive. Talk some of your Hot Chick friends into hanging out with you. Other Hot chicks will try to take you from the original Hot Chicks. And if you are REAL Lucky.. The Natural competitiveness of the original hot chicks will kick in and they will try to keep you.. Thus ending in one huge Orgy. Well between this answer and skymama's, I've had a nice giggle this morning. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #46 April 5, 2007 No one is getting any from a Nun anyway and since this is a how to get laid thread.. Nuns dont count. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #47 April 5, 2007 Again...I'm not SkyMama, but AMEN! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #48 April 5, 2007 I'm sure that works if you are already in a relationship but doesn't do anything for us single people."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #49 April 5, 2007 QuoteI'm sure that works if you are already in a relationship but doesn't do anything for us single people. Believe me - if you keep neat and clean - it makes a BIG difference . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,328 #50 April 5, 2007 QuoteBingo! Had I been born a woman, I would have been rich and retired long ago. Oh bullshit. You'da been so busy playing with your own boobies and kitty, you'da never left the house. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
