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Can I have some advice on

1) Medical Issues

2) Child Rearing dillemas

3) Personal Chemical Use/Non Use

4) Body Art

5) How I should REALLY feel.

Thank you.

I appreciate this so much!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Lets trade. I'll give you the advice if you do my engr. hw... Ok?



OK - I know JUST what to do.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Can I have some advice on

1) Medical Issues

2) Child Rearing dillemas

3) Personal Chemical Use/Non Use

4) Body Art

5) How I should REALLY feel.

Thank you.

I appreciate this so much!



1.) They make a cream for that.
2.) They make condoms for that.
3.) Bob Dole is a proud user. Go for it.
4.) I see nothing wrong with using your asscheeks to paint works of art, but maybe that's just me...
5.) The nausea should set in at approximately 11:49 p.m.

You're welcome.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Go look at some boobies and you'll forget all about needing advice



Only Posted boobies do that.

Maybe you could give me advice on how I should really feel about boobies posted on the web.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Can I have some advice on

1) Medical Issues

2) Child Rearing dillemas

3) Personal Chemical Use/Non Use

4) Body Art

5) How I should REALLY feel.

Thank you.

I appreciate this so much!



1.) They make a cream for that.
2.) They make condoms for that.
3.) Bob Dole is a proud user. Go for it.
4.) I see nothing wrong with using your asscheeks to paint works of art, but maybe that's just me...
5.) The nausea should set in at approximately 11:49 p.m.

You're welcome.


I'll call you right before 11:49 p.m. and probably say something along the lines of . . .
"I love you! You do truly have a special place in my . . .

BARF!!!!"
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Easy..

Just disconnect the RSL Unless it is a Javelin, Always use a cypess, Call your doctor, It is always the other parents fault, tatoos are cool but if you are a chick and get a tattoo, You will instantly and permanently become as easy a Blonde that just had a 4 margarita’s on prom night.

and of course you should feel Ashamed!! No normal person would ever do that.:S

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Go look at some boobies and you'll forget all about needing advice



Only Posted boobies do that.

Maybe you could give me advice on how I should really feel about boobies posted on the web.



I happen to have a set just for you!

[URL "http://img141.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=51357_paolina_s07_0073_l_123_250lo.jpg"]Posted Boobies[/url]



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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Easy..

Just disconnect the RSL Unless it is a Javelin, Always use a cypess, Call your doctor, It is always the other parents fault, tatoos are cool but if you are a chick and get a tattoo, You will instantly and permanently become as easy a Blonde that just had a 4 margarita’s on prom night.

and of course you should feel Ashamed!! No normal person would ever do that.:S



The skyhook doesn't work w/o the rsl - it just doesn't . . .
Dr. Bordson won't take my calls anymore and the restraining order is still in effect.
I know it's her fault. Who's else can it be?
Yeah - but I'm NOT a chick. However - I think I am just as easy . . .

So - I have a hypothetical . . .

If I were to become incapacitated - would you steal all my money?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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My initial thought was "go hang yourself in a closet" but i was afraid someone would take me serious...

:D:D:D

So...For those of you that might think so: Please dont take me seriously.

Hmmm maybe we should all get in the closet together... how many people can we fit in there?

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If I were to become incapacitated - would you steal all my money?



No.. I would "Help" you spend it all on Crack and Hookers like any good friend would. And when and/if you recoved, I would tell you about all the fun you had.



Could you I buy you a car?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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My initial thought was "go hang yourself in a closet" but i was afraid someone would take me serious...

:D:D:D

So...For those of you that might think so: Please dont take me seriously.

Hmmm maybe we should all get in the closet together... how many people can we fit in there?



ok darlin'...step away from the closet. Its not your time.

Unless you're thinking of something else :$:)

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My initial thought was "go hang yourself in a closet" but i was afraid someone would take me serious...

:D:D:D

So...For those of you that might think so: Please dont take me seriously.

Hmmm maybe we should all get in the closet together... how many people can we fit in there?



ok darlin'...step away from the closet. Its not your time.

Unless you're thinking of something else :$:)



She needs a number!!!!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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She needs a number!!!!




Agreed.



So what happens if all three of the founding members are there to "Assign" the number?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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So what happens if all three of the founding members are there to "Assign" the number?



It gets logistically Interesting. Very Interesting!!;):D



Yes - Agree and we need to make a point of finding a #9 soon.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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She needs a number!!!!




Agreed.



So what happens if all three of the founding members are there to "Assign" the number?

Oooh I just got the best mental image :)


I have nebver met her, but I think I did too.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Can I have some advice on

1) Medical Issuesv - Montana air can cure any ailments

2) Child Rearing dillemas - Montana air can cure any ailments

3) Personal Chemical Use/Non Use - Montana air can cure any ailments

4) Body Art - Montana can cure any ailments

5) How I should REALLY feel. - Montana air can cure any ailments

Thank you.

I appreciate this so much!


"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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