Parents' Guide to not Annoying the People Around You

[waltappel 1]

I don't have kids. I've been told that people like me shouldn't reproduce, and I'm ok with that. I don't like being around kids but I can sometimes tolerate it--like when they're asleep or getting me a beer and a sammich.

Parents, though, have a gift for driving me insane at times. People with kids, this guide is for you.

Don'ts

• Baby talk. Don't even think about it.


• Do I need to mention bringing screaming kids to restaurants and movies?


• Please don't go on and on and on about how smart your kids are. At least not unless you are one of my parents. Even then it gets lame after a while--or at least I'm guessing it would.


• If we are having sex, that's not a good time to talk about your kids. Of course I'm guessing here. One day I might actually have sex!
  

Others?

Walt

[skymama 37]

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Please don't go on and on and on about how smart your kids are.

So, going on and on about my son and his soccer is ok then, right?

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[turtlespeed 226]

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Please don't go on and on and on about how smart your kids are.

So, going on and on about my son and his soccer is ok then, right?

Yes, Your Hotness.

Solution #2 . . .





Problem solved.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Lindercles 0]

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If we are having sex, that's not a good time to talk about your kids.

If that really annoys you, try saying something like, "you've only mentioned two kids. By the feel of it you've had at least 5, what's up with the other 3?"

[waltappel 1]

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Please don't go on and on and on about how smart your kids are.

So, going on and on about my son and his soccer is ok then, right?

Well, duh!!! Being a hottie, you are completely exempt.
Walt

[Ripsmacker181 0]

And don't Fart, it always reaks havoc with the conservation. Better out than in, better out than in.

MediCare : Allergic to Prison.

[waltappel 1]

Oh, and please don't name your kids after planets or Greek philosophers. It would make me feel weird to say, "Hey, Euripides Neptune, wanna go get a beer?"

If you have a girl, don't name her Edna. I don't think I could say "I love you Edna" without feeling really strange.

According to the internet, which is always right:

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EDNA (2)
Gender: Feminine
Usage: Biblical
Other Scripts: עֶדְנָה (Hebrew)
Pronounced: ED-na [key]

Means "pleasure" in Hebrew. This name appears in the Old Testament Apocrypha in the Book of Tobit.

Still...

Walt

[skymama 37]

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Well, duh!!! Being a hottie, you are completely exempt.

Well in that case, he and his team were recognized for their achievements at the City Council meeting last week and there will be an article about them in the local magazine next month!

Ok, I'm done. You're silly, but thanks.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[Rebecca 0]

Neptune is Roman.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[gonzalesna 0]

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Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[waltappel 1]

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Neptune is Roman.

It's all Greek to me....

(Yes, in fact I *do* crack myself up!)

Walt

[GravityJunky 0]

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Please don't go on and on and on about how smart your kids are.

So, going on and on about my son and his soccer is ok then, right?

Yes, Your Hotness.
Solution #2 . . .

Problem solved.

He may be a cheesy looking fucker, but he's an asset to DZ.com! {lookin' to get your MY crown back
Bi-otch? HeHe

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[JumpinJules 0]

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That was freaking HILARIOUS!!!! I'm pretty sure that's the most clever ad I've ever seen!!!

Into the great wide open/ under them skies of blue/ out in the great wide open/ a rebel w/out a clue.....

[JumpinJules 0]

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I don't have kids. I've been told that people like me shouldn't reproduce, and I'm ok with that. I don't like being around kids but I can sometimes tolerate it--like when they're asleep or getting me a beer and a sammich.

Parents, though, have a gift for driving me insane at times. People with kids, this guide is for you.

Don'ts

• Baby talk. Don't even think about it.


• Do I need to mention bringing screaming kids to restaurants and movies?


• Please don't go on and on and on about how smart your kids are. At least not unless you are one of my parents. Even then it gets lame after a while--or at least I'm guessing it would.


• If we are having sex, that's not a good time to talk about your kids. Of course I'm guessing here. One day I might actually have sex!
  

Others?

Walt

I'm pretty sure you should look at this website......

You're going to have to cut and paste, because I'm computer illiterate, but I promise it will be worth it

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule

Into the great wide open/ under them skies of blue/ out in the great wide open/ a rebel w/out a clue.....

[Richards 0]

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Do I need to mention bringing screaming kids to restaurants and movies?

That should be punishable by death. I go nuts when I am watching a movie but not hearing it because someones baby is screeching throughout.

My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.