Colossal Colon Tour?

[460 0]

Did anyone attend the colossal colon tour? It's a 40 foot mockup of a colon with a diameter about 4 feet wide used as an educational tool.

Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174

[ACMESkydiver 0]

Yeah no, not so much.

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[guppie01 0]

I don't see the villi inside.... not a very good mockup.

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[SuperGirl 0]

now they need to construct a mockup dick big enough to screw it

[Icon134 0]

is it just me or do the rest of you imagine that this thread is going to be the butt of a lot of jokes... (this one being the least of them...)

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[Bolas 5]

And the shitty puns begin.

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[headoverheels 333]

Where is the giant hamster?

Oh, here it is.

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I don't see the villi inside.... not a very good mockup.

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Hmm well then I'm glad you dont see Villi inside, there are not suposed to be any. hmmm

The Colon does notr metabolise foods so the surface area does not need to be any where near as large.

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[guppie01 0]

True they are not found in the Colon, but the small intestines....

You soooo smart!!!!

g

"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

[headoverheels 333]

There used to be a screen saver with a colon polyp theme. When one of the guys that worked for me had some polyps removed, I put that screen saver on his computer.

[Armour666 0]

now I'm just waiting for a giant gerbile to be placed there at one of the stops

SO this one time at band camp.....

"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."

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Now somebody has to go through it dressed like a Gerbil...

mh

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"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[460 0]

good idea. all we need is someone to wear a dildo or dick outfit and someone else to where a gerbil outfit. i wonder if anyone would say anything.

Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174

[tungflik 0]

I heard the truck they are hauling it in fried it's transmission.

They just couldn't get their ass in gear

When they finally got their truck repaired they set out, only to end up in a really bad accident.

It rectum and it nearly killed um!