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Kelly and the fantastic swing dancing...

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ntrprnr
(Alternate title: One day, I'm going to invite her to do something that I'm great at, and at which SHE sucks. You know, just for the change of pace.)

Sigh.

Anyhow, she dances really well. I, you should know, watch really well.

I took the beginner's class, and when it ended, came out to find her dancing. Watched her for a minute. She came over and asked me to dance.

Imagine, if you will.. Tiger Woods comes over to you and says "So, wanna play for a thousand a hole?"

Or...

Kerri Strugg sees you in the gym one evening - "Hey, show me whatcha got on the floor!"

Or...

Stephen Hawking stops by your apartment, rolls in and says, "come on, bitch. MATH THIS."

Yeah. I took nice pictures and videos. I'm good at that.

I'm reminded of a few months ago at Z-Hills, where the beautiful Kelly invited me to funnel a six-way.

Actually, she invited me to JOIN a six-way. The funneling of it was stictly my idea.

One day I'll figure out something I'm good at and she's not. Then the tables will turn. Oh, how they'll turn.

I'm waiting for her to email me one day and say "Hey, Peter, let's go guard the coast! It's not hard!"

Sigh.

Videos of HER dancing here:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4507943394452589984

and here

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3596487721913637060

Oh - added bonus... I seem to have gained the yet ADDITIONAL weight she's apparently lost.

Well now... This has been quite the uplifting evening. Perhaps I'll walk down to the bay and look for bodies.
:|


And no... I'm not totally serious about any of the above. At least, I'm not gonna go look for bodies.
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"Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?"
"Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

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ntrprnr    0

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Nice gratuitous ass shot at the end of the second video.



It was a shot of her HIPS. As in, they SWING. Jesus. Mind... Out of Gutter....:P
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"Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?"
"Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

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Kelly looks great, but where is the video of you dancing? We want to laugh at encourage you! ;)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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2fat2fly    0

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Nice gratuitous ass shot at the end of the second video.



and yes peter you totally zoomed in on my ass at the end!



and?



We will be taking up a thank you collection for Peter as soon as possible;)
I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

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GravityJunky    0

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Kelly looks great, but where is the video of you dancing? We want to laugh at encourage you! ;)


:D:D:D:D:D:D
Damn skymama's on a roll lately... who lit the fire under her ass?
Ooopps, my bad that comment of her's was a, Completely innocent :):) slip of the key board!:D:D
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We will be taking up a thank you collection for Peter as soon as possible

:D:D:D $$$$$$$
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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ntrprnr    0

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Kelly looks great, but where is the video of you dancing? We want to laugh at encourage you! ;)



i'll try to get video tonite :P
that is.. if i can get him to actually dance!



Sigh. I'll dance. It won't be pretty... Which sucks, because I really do have rhythm!! My parents are freakin' GRAMMY NOMINEES!!! I HAVE RHYTHM!!!
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"Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?"
"Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

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jerm    0

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Sigh. I'll dance. It won't be pretty... Which sucks, because I really do have rhythm!! My parents are freakin' GRAMMY NOMINEES!!! I HAVE RHYTHM!!!



who are you trying to convince.. us, or yourself? :P

Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time

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bonus points if you can spare us the close-up of his ass.

peter: free tunnel time for more shots of hers ;)

Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time

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bonus points if you can spare us the close-up of his ass.

peter: free tunnel time for more shots of hers ;)



thhhhhhhbbbbbbbbbbbt, yeah i wont have the video camera tonite...
hmmm. is it funny that tonite i'm wearing my favorite shirt =) (behind every girl is a guy checking her out):)

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