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I think you have me confused with 1-900-BABE



I called that number once. It sucks tho, it's just some bitch talking about how "my call did not go through", and saying that I "try my call again".

She was really rude about it too, just kept saying the same thing over and over. :P
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Busted! >:(
Shit! Sorry HH I didn't know they was "Yo Bitches" :PB|
Fuck I'm a little short on cash this week HH, you don't take Visa or Mastercard do you?
Hmmm. I'm gonna have to refinance the house & take out an equity loan! Shit! I guess the kids don't really need college!:D:D:P
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
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Busted! >:(
Shit! Sorry HH I didn't know they was "Yo Bitches" :PB|
Fuck I'm a little short on cash this week HH, you don't take Visa or Mastercard do you?
Hmmm. I'm gonna have to refinance the house & take out an equity loan! Shit! I guess the kids don't really need college!:D:D:P




As a matter of fact he does take Visa/MC

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Its always nice if you and your partner post thank yous so that everyone can figure out who's now a couple on here. :)



Doesn't that have to be with someone besides himself though?:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Its always nice if you and your partner post thank yous so that everyone can figure out who's now a couple on here. :)



and what about refunds when they don't work????

:o:D:D:D:D:D



Then Kel would own the site.:o

:|

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I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Well, what if I met some hot skydiver at a boogie, lost contact with him, and then kind of re-united ourselves on dz.com a couple years later, met up with him and had hot, wild sex a few times? So, do I owe you pimp fees? I mean, it was just a few times I promise!!

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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I that would constitute a pre-existing condition :P



Oh great... Insurance doesn't pay for pre-existing conditions, which means I'm still responsible... :S Geez, skydiving IS an expensive sport. :o:D

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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I that would constitute a pre-existing condition :P



Oh great... Insurance doesn't pay for pre-existing conditions, which means I'm still responsible... :S Geez, skydiving IS an expensive sport. :o:D



Like you have NO idea.:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Ohh.. I've more then paid my pimp fees by moderating all of you clowns.



Dude. You've got years of being green to go before your pimp fees are anywhere near paid off. :P



Did you get yours paid off? Is that why he let you out of the dungeon?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Ohh.. I've more then paid my pimp fees by moderating all of you clowns.



Dude. You've got years of being green to go before your pimp fees are anywhere near paid off. :P



Did you get yours paid off? Is that why he let you out of the dungeon?



No, she finally guessed the Afrikaans safe word that they "forgot" to tell her. :|
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Ohh.. I've more then paid my pimp fees by moderating all of you clowns.



Dude. You've got years of being green to go before your pimp fees are anywhere near paid off. :P



Did you get yours paid off? Is that why he let you out of the dungeon?



No, she finally guessed the Afrikaans safe word that they "forgot" to tell her. :|



Duh - It was "Giraffe Steaks"
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I dont owe ya a fee yet. sunny and i decided to meet towards the end of may. IF it goes well...as im hoping it does..then i shall pay the fee. What would you rather beer or a jump ticket? lol
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I dont owe ya a fee yet. sunny and i decided to meet towards the end of may. IF it goes well...as im hoping it does..then i shall pay the fee. What would you rather beer or a jump ticket? lol



I'm quoting this so that one day you'll look back on it and hit yourself in the face. It's for your own good.

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