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BEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

May I please have a leprechaun horse???? Pretty PLease with sugar on top????????? please please please please please please please please plfease

I WANT A LEPRECHAUN HORSE NOW



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You know - they taste like marsmallows too - right?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Well, what if I met some hot skydiver at a boogie, lost contact with him, and then kind of re-united ourselves on dz.com a couple years later, met up with him and had hot, wild sex a few times? So, do I owe you pimp fees? I mean, it was just a few times I promise!!


YES, you also owe HH Pimp Daddy fees! Pay up!:P:P:P:P
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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OK... there can be Leprechaun horses. The color of the stirrups determine their flavor. :|


No more buttons?
:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Ohh.. I've more then paid my pimp fees by moderating all of you clowns. :P


:D:D:D Touche' Phree! Ain't that the truth, you should be getting, change back like MickeyD's, & bonus % back like Visa!:D:D:P
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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I dont owe ya a fee yet. sunny and i decided to meet towards the end of may. IF it goes well...as im hoping it does..then i shall pay the fee. What would you rather beer or a jump ticket? lol


Wrong, Pimp Daddy fees are due up front Bi-otch! Or he'll have to send out the 'Enforcer Posse' on you!:P:P:P
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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Doesn't that have to be with someone besides himself though?:|


Hey fucker don't give him any ideas!>:( If I had to pay additional fees for the times I spanked my own monkey while posting here, on top of the Times I scored booty calls with HH's DZ.com 'Bitches' ~ I'd be one broke-ass mother fucker for the rest of my Life!:D:D:D:D:P
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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I WANT A LEPRECHAUN HORSE NOW

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I'm Hung like a horse & can speak with an Irish broughe, Does that Count? >:(:PB| Oh, oh Pick me!;):D:D:D
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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But I'll keep you safe, & we can make my Stirrup StirHer ! ANY flavor you want. Flavored condoms > it's a condom~it's a mint~It's a condo-mint!:P:D:D:DB|
Damn that's another fee i owe HH!
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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but is it a good tjme?:|

Leprechauns keep us safe.



I'm not bucking the leps -

just -

you understand. ...
[:/]



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I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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but is it a good tjme?:|

Leprechauns keep us safe.



I'm not bucking the leps -

just -

you understand. ...
[:/]



:(



No sad faces... you hear me, no sad faces!!!!!

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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Sure............we already know Sunny. Trust me...........you'll be punching yourself in the face later.



Aww. You say the sweetest things Clay. I luv you man. :$:D

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I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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I've got three words for ya'....

"Carriage Ride, Woman".

TripleF



Is that like a amusement ride?

Where do you get one of those?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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