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I recieve quite a bit of email. From time to time I get one that just cracks me up. Check this out. (Name withheld to protect the guilty!)

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thanks again for a great site...

I just want you to know through your site I have gotten laid many times....what a beautifull thing. the DZ.com dating service...you're a pimp now eh????



So, who else owe me pimp fees? :ph34r:
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Honest BB, I'm not going to marry Turtle, I'm just going to use him for sex. Does that still count?
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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Not me



Bwahhhhhhhh! It's all just a matter of price:)

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Honest BB, I'm not going to marry Turtle, I'm just going to use him for sex. Does that still count?



I dunno. I guess it only doesnt count if its a triple bagger.
One for you, one for him and one to throw up in? Turtle...he isnt a triple bagger so...yup pay up you sucay lil wench;)








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See, cuz I'm priceless



Well that's true.
I do know of a few folks that are now living together or have married since meeting on this site.
They most assuridly owe the pimp miester:)As for me...I am madame only at Holiday time. Greg and Omar didnt seem to mind...then again they like the attention...hummm brings an entire new meaning to the word.
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I recieve quite a bit of email. From time to time I get one that just cracks me up. Check this out. (Name withheld to protect the guilty!)

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thanks again for a great site...

I just want you to know through your site I have gotten laid many times....what a beautifull thing. the DZ.com dating service...you're a pimp now eh????




damn i am doing something wrong :P

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My guess is it's Sunshine.. the little trollop..

j/k Sunny one. (about the trollop thing anyway)



I've donated money and even bought HH a jump ticket. But now i think he owes me pain & suffering fees for some of the people i've ended up with from dzcom. :P

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I didn't do it. I have no idea who it was. I wasn't here. I didn't see a thing. I didn't hear anything, either. I'm innocent. I was in church. Uhh, I was asleep. I have a witness. It's a setup, I tell ya'. Don't believe anything you hear and only half of what you see. It was Sunshine...yeah, that's who it was...it was Sunny.

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yeah.... sangiro is the pimp daddy..... met so many way cool people from this site...... pimp fees though.. well i'll buy him a jt but well pimp fees.... i like to think i did all the work myself in that department... well okay so he did get a large group of hoties all in one place....... that's besides the fact.......lol.....

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OK what if you have hooked up with several DZ.commers...But none due to DZ.com?

In fact what if you only found out later they were on here...?

Not saying I have hooked up with any DZ.commers...

But I'm not saying I have not either.;)
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

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OK what if you have hooked up with several DZ.commers...But none due to DZ.com?

In fact what if you only found out later they were on here...?

Not saying I have hooked up with any DZ.commers...

But I'm not saying I have not either.;)



At least you cleared that up. At first I didn't understand, now I think you may be hallucinating (or not). ;)

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At least you cleared that up. At first I didn't understand, now I think you may be hallucinating (or not).



Well the less people know about me...the harder it is to hire a hitman.....Im not saying I'm paranoid...Hey, did you hear that?

I fiqured it would be bad form to list names...even numbers. How about I narrow it down for you...It's more than one...And less than 100. ;)
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

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