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It's more than one...And less than 100.



You don't get out as much as I do I guess. Yep, meeting new and interesting people every day, and then offending them. ;)

Last Saturday. "Hey, are those jello shots? I'd love one." "That was sure tasty, can I have another?" "kekgad, just one slkddras?" "Ouch...no, I'm fine...you got one left?"

Sunday 2pm. "Uhhhngg...wazzup?" "Yeah, someone said it was when I hit the rail on the deck..."
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Last Saturday. "Hey, are those jello shots? I'd love one." "That was sure tasty, can I have another?" "kekgad, just one slkddras?" "Ouch...no, I'm fine...you got one left?"

Sunday 2pm. "Uhhhngg...wazzup?" "Yeah, someone said it was when I hit the rail on the deck..."



Hey wait a min...you offored ME a jello shot.

Now you know why I don't drink;)
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

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Hey wait a min...you offored ME a jello shot.

Now you know why I don't drink



Most of the time, I distribute shots to girls. At some point, they've either had enough to think I'm good looking or they pass out. I had innocent motives in giving one to you. ;)

I even had one of the Dutch girls translating for some German people what Jello is. It is kind of tough to explain. :D

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Perhaps I'm too innocent but I don't get it.

I wanna get laid too! Do I start a new thread?

lol




Check around Talk Back...almost every thread leads to "How to get laid...":D:ph34r:...


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Hrm... watching Bill & Ron flirt on the forums...never saw this coming.



Well I would take a jello shot from YOU;)
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

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This is always my confusion with "Pimp Fees." I met Phreezone because of your site. Phreezone got too scared of my obsession with Homer Simpson, so he pawned me off on Wildblue (who has an obsession with Jessica Rabbit...so this works out well.) Since I met Wildblue through Phreezone, do I still owe Pimp Fees???? :P
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on Wildblue (who has an obsession with Jessica ...



Well that explains a few things.:D And yes you owe pimp fees, you wouldn't have met Wildblue if not for this site.:D

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No point trying to get away on a technicality. Just cough up! ;)



But... but... what if you meet someone who you've only exchanged a couple of non-flirty PM's with... at Rantoul... in the dz.com tent... but haven't really "hooked up" with them? Does that count? :ph34r:

And I still say it's the guy's job to pay the pimp fees. :P

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No point trying to get away on a technicality. Just cough up! ;)



But... but... what if you meet someone who you've only exchanged a couple of non-flirty PM's with... at Rantoul... in the dz.com tent... but haven't really "hooked up" with them? Does that count? :ph34r:

And I still say it's the guy's job to pay the pimp fees. :P



WTF!? the guys job my ass! Im for equal rights... the woman has to pay her fair share (provided the services rendered wer up to par! :D )
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