waltappel 1 #1 March 19, 2007 I need a rich bi GF who owns a liquor store and makes good sammiches. Please PM me. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sutton 0 #2 March 19, 2007 QuoteI need a rich bi GF who owns a liquor store and makes good sammiches. Please PM me. Walt Or, email me, I'm younger, cuter, and not full of shit (avatar joke)-Sutton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #3 March 19, 2007 Please send picture of liquor store... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #4 March 19, 2007 Why a liquor store? Did you start drinking, Walt? I guess you gotta be cool somehow... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 41 #5 March 19, 2007 QuoteI need a rich bi GF who owns a liquor store and makes good sammiches. Please PM me. Walt Liquor store not required if they own a DZ. Please send pictures of planes "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 March 19, 2007 QuoteWhy a liquor store? Did you start drinking, Walt? I guess you gotta be cool somehow... No, but I still have one or two friends who do! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #7 March 19, 2007 Walt, see if you can find the Nymphomaniac song by Jason Boland online anywhere chorus: I want a rich young dumb nymphomaniac To drive me around in her cadillac If she's not down on her knees, she'll be flat on her back, I want a rich young dumb nymphomaniac. there is also a verse in there somewhere about her recently inheriting a liquor store. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #8 March 19, 2007 I'm sorry I canat help you out, walt! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #9 March 19, 2007 Dude we are all lucky if we just get one of the above, let alone all three. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #10 March 20, 2007 bastard, you beat me too it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #11 March 20, 2007 I've found the perfect woman And now I'll search no more. She's deaf and dumb and over-sexed, and owns a liquor store. TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #12 March 20, 2007 Lets flip this thing around and take a look...this could be fun. Okay - What would a Rich Bitch girlfriend who owns a liquor store want from a guy?!?! What kind of man do YOU need to be to get the class of girl you are looking for... hmmmm.... This is tough. Are you good in bed? Can you go down well?=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sane 0 #13 March 20, 2007 Maybe post an ad in the news paper? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #14 March 20, 2007 ROTF*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sutton 0 #15 March 20, 2007 QuoteMaybe post an ad in the news paper? best ad ever-Sutton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #16 March 20, 2007 Rich - no Bi - no (but I could be with enough alcohol ) GF - I could be someone's one day Owns a liquor store - no Sorry Walt. I guess I'm not the girl for you. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,439 #17 March 21, 2007 Quote I need a rich bi GF who owns a liquor store and makes good sammiches is breathing. Please PM me. There. fixed it for you Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #18 March 21, 2007 *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #19 March 21, 2007 QuoteQuote I need a rich bi GF who owns a liquor store and makes good sammiches is breathing. Please PM me. There. fixed it for you Wendy W. Ouch!!!!! Funny *and* true, but Ouch!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #20 March 21, 2007 QuoteRich - no Bi - no (but I could be with enough alcohol ) GF - I could be someone's one day Owns a liquor store - no Sorry Walt. I guess I'm not the girl for you. That's ok--I still like you.Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #21 March 21, 2007 Awh, see Walts easy! What a ManWhore!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #22 March 21, 2007 QuoteAwh, see Walts easy! What a ManWhore! You're only a manwhore if you get paid for it. Anyone want to pay for my manjina.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #23 March 21, 2007 Yea, I found one for you see this thread, it's got its pics posted!My backyard this weekend...*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #24 March 21, 2007 She dosen't look like she can afford meDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #25 March 21, 2007 *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
