Pick up lines that never work...

[Grips 0]

"Look at my Pussy-Foot!"

[willard 0]

[GravityJunky 0]

Can I buy you a Drink?...
No??
Well then I guess a blow job in the parking lot is outta the question?

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[examiner2 0]

If your pussy is a disease, than my cock is the cure. LMFAO

[CornishChris 5]

Guy: Can I walk you home
Girl; No
Guy: In that case I will just follow you and jump you on the way back

CJP

Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people

[CornishChris 5]

Do you like fruit? Well suck my cock, it's a peach!

CJP

Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people

[doug925 0]

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Hey! You want to get a pizza and fuck?
What's wrong, you don't like pizza???

(if you work in a restaurant)
All we have is cake and cock....And were're fresh out of cake.

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
Winston Churchill

[airtwardo 7]

...I said you'd look better THINNER, not I'll buy you DINNER!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[masterrig 1]

If, I said; 'you have a beautiful body'... would you hold it against me?


Chuck

[Lizard 0]

"Either way, I'm gonna have you.... you might as well be there for it."

[jumpjunkie 0]

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bill?

Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.

[simplyputsi 0]

Quote

"Either way, I'm gonna have you.... you might as well be there for it."

no no no
it's We're gonna have sex later anyway, you might as well be there for it.

I've yet to be able to use this as I'm sure it has to be used in just the right moment.

Skymama's #2 stalker -

[ExAFO 0]

Nice tits. Are they real?

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

[sharimcm 0]

Isn't it, "Why don't we re-arrange the alphabet and put 'u' and 'I' together?"

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

[2fat2fly 0]

I could probably do a little better, you could probably do a lot worse. So we might as well save time and go ahead and fuck

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[masterrig 1]

So many girls... so little times... how 'bout it?

or, my favorite... 'All you have to do is just lay there?'


Chuck

[pinkfairy 0]

"Hello!

I'm (insert your real name), I jump out of airplanes for fun!"

No good for picking up whuffo men. They run!

Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet.

I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

[bloody_trauma 2]

wanna cock my PC?

Fly it like you stole it

[ladyflyer77 0]

"If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you?"

or

"I'd suck a fart out of that ass and hold it like a bong hit!"

If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here!

[DJL 235]

Quote

...I said you'd look better THINNER, not I'll buy you DINNER!

No, I didn't say "Do you want to dance" I said "you look fat in those pants!"

"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

[Programmer 0]

Do you come to the family reunion every year ?

[shropshire 0]

Him : Hey, how do you like your eggs in the morning?


Her : Unfertalised - so piss off

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome