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CrazyThomas

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A guy gets pulled over by a cop, and when the cop comes up to the window, he says, "Ok, what the hell is going on here? When I pulled up behind you, you sped up, then you sped up again when I turned on the lights, and then you sped up again when I turned on the siren. What the hell were you thinkin'?"

Well," the guy said, "My wife ran off with one of you guys a few weeks ago. I kept speeding up because I thought you were tryin' to bring her back."
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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