turtlespeed 226 #1 March 13, 2007 ... futher mucker in the world!!! I won the Lottery - AGAIN!!!!! Quote To: winners@nationallottery.co.uk Subject: Ref No: Uk/776090X2/23 Lucky Winner Date: Tue, 13 Mar 2007 8:30:51 -0500 RITISH NATIONAL LOTTERY TICKET NO: 8603775966738 REF NO: UK/776090X2/23 BATCH NO: 013/06/8394369 We happily announce to you the Draw (06/1096) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY, online UK National Lottery program held on 10th MArch,2007.Your e-mail address attached to Ticket Number:8603775966738 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the Winning Numbers:01,09,16,34,38,41 (bonus no.04),which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e match 5 plus 1 bonus.You have therefore been approved to claim total sum of £ 1,500,000(One Million Five Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterling ),payout in Us dollars;2,776,646.55 in cash credited to file ktu/9023118308/03. All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions,associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online. Note that this is a beginning of the year draw in which there were NO TICKETS SOLD. You are to contact the claims department by e-mail; Name: Sir David Rex. Phone Number::009 447 02 409 3240 ,009 44 701 113 2778 E-mail :agentdavidrex01@yahoo.co.uk Congratulations once again from all our staff for being a part of our Promotions program. Mrs. Amanda Collins © Uk National Lottery 2007. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #2 March 13, 2007 Do you have to go to Ritain to claim the Ritish lottery winnings?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 March 13, 2007 Quote Do you have to go to Ritain to claim the Ritish lottery winnings? I just might have to go to RitainI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hambone 0 #4 March 13, 2007 yeah i won the publishers clearing house the other day. I am still waiting on my prize.Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #5 March 13, 2007 then you should go directly to Ritian, do not pass Dublin, do not eat the Gouda. Then after you've collected your winnings return to Dublin and buy everyone jumps. Go.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 March 13, 2007 Quote then you should go directly to Ritian, do not pass Dublin, do not eat the Gouda. Then after you've collected your winnings return to Dublin and buy everyone jumps. Go. NOOOOOOO!! That's EVIL! Must - have - gouda - to - travel . . . . Sniff . . . . FINE . . . I'm outta here!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #7 March 13, 2007 And dont come back until you have money to share! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 March 13, 2007 Quote And dont come back until you have money to share! Ungrateful - - - Fine - No Head down for you!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #9 March 13, 2007 Quote Quote And dont come back until you have money to share! Ungrateful - - - Fine - No Head down for you! Ummmm.... I think im happy about that. Funny, I dont trust the turtle! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #10 March 13, 2007 I'll be truly blessed when you say you're coming to Dublin... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 March 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote And dont come back until you have money to share! Ungrateful - - - Fine - No Head down for you! Ummmm.... I think im happy about that. Funny, I dont trust the turtle! And they say you have no common sense.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #12 March 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote And dont come back until you have money to share! Ungrateful - - - Fine - No Head down for you! Ummmm.... I think im happy about that. Funny, I dont trust the turtle! And they say you have no common sense. they do? what else do they say? It concerns me so. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 March 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote And dont come back until you have money to share! Ungrateful - - - Fine - No Head down for you! Ummmm.... I think im happy about that. Funny, I dont trust the turtle! And they say you have no common sense. they do? what else do they say? It concerns me so. They say "Nee."I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #14 March 13, 2007 I say 'it".Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 March 13, 2007 Quote I say 'it". But what does it say?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 March 13, 2007 Can you buy me some ritalin. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #17 March 13, 2007 I dont know, but it doesnt say "nee". Nor does "it" tell me to bring "it" a shrubbary, or cut down the largest tree in the forest with... ...a herring.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #18 March 13, 2007 I know someone who says "Dee Dee Dee!"Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 March 13, 2007 Quote I know someone who says "Dee Dee Dee!" And I know someone that says Poo.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #20 March 14, 2007 I know you. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #21 March 14, 2007 Quote Quote I know someone who says "Dee Dee Dee!" And I know someone that says Poo. But do you fling "it"?*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #22 March 14, 2007 I won art. I literally got an email that said nothing but, 'you've won art'. I thought, well damn... who is this Art? Is he handsome? Single? Can he cook well and give massages? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ToyMaker 0 #23 March 14, 2007 probably a typo... they missed the "f" in "art" BTW, didnt it say... to cash the prize, pull the finger?? _______________________________________ White cute poodle puppy found. Approximately six months of age. Blue collar but no tags. Very friendly. Tasted like chicken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ToyMaker 0 #24 March 14, 2007 Quote And I know someone that says Poo like in Winky Winky Bum Bum Poooo???? _______________________________________ White cute poodle puppy found. Approximately six months of age. Blue collar but no tags. Very friendly. Tasted like chicken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #25 March 14, 2007 Quote Quote And I know someone that says Poo like in Winky Winky Bum Bum Poooo???? Dammit! I hadn't had that song stuck in my head for days! Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites