xHAVOCx 0 #1 March 13, 2007 I was recently asked "What is the craziest thing you have ever seen?" I had to think about it for a bit because I have seen a lot of crazy shit in my short life. I spent 4 years in the Marine Corps, a year and a half of which was over seas and nine months in combat, then have spent the last two years working on an ambulance. I must say though, the craziest thing I have ever seen was on a 911 call to a residence where a woman walked in on her husband who had been watching a porno standing up in middle of the living room, tipped straight backward, and died from a heart attack masturbating. What's the craziest thing you have ever seen? Main Entry: 1hav•oc Pronunciation: 'ha-v&k, -vik Function: noun 1 : wide and general destruction; DEVASTATION; great confusion and disorder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #2 March 13, 2007 QuoteI must say though, the craziest thing I have ever seen was on a 911 call to a residence where a woman walked in on her husband who had been watching a porno standing up in middle of the living room, tipped straight backward, and died from a heart attack masturbating. Sick minds want to know--did he climax? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xHAVOCx 0 #3 March 13, 2007 I had considered adding that in to the original post but didn't know if that would be TMI. The only evidence of climax were the tissues near his feet and the grin on his face so he could have been close... I didn't bother to check the kleenex though. Main Entry: 1hav•oc Pronunciation: 'ha-v&k, -vik Function: noun 1 : wide and general destruction; DEVASTATION; great confusion and disorder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #4 March 13, 2007 So this bloke had a coronary and died smiling, I doubt that...I think there may be some poetic license in thereYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xHAVOCx 0 #5 March 13, 2007 Not a smile but a smirk, and I was wondering he had such a grin and such shiny hands as I was pumping on his chest until I was the jar of vaseline on top of the entertainment center next to the DVD case for the porn. Not the first old guy I have seen die with a smile either; Viagra has put a few of 'em down... Main Entry: 1hav•oc Pronunciation: 'ha-v&k, -vik Function: noun 1 : wide and general destruction; DEVASTATION; great confusion and disorder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #6 March 13, 2007 7 Latinos picking a fight with one of my high school buddies...really, really bad move for them. They should have realized the very obvious clue that they were in trouble when he told all of us to stay out of it.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #7 March 13, 2007 I was driving to the dz a few weeks ago with a girlfriend of mine in the car with me. We come round a bend and there up ahead of us are three traffic police cars and an ambulance. As we approach them i notice a red, chunky stain on the tar and i wonder sheesh, what kind of road kill is that. This bolognaise type stain is like a meter wide and carries on for like 50 meters and there at the end is not even a torso but just the arms and the chest part that connects to your arms. I think he must have been run over by an 18 wheeler or something. Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xHAVOCx 0 #8 March 13, 2007 QuoteThey should have realized the very obvious clue that they were in trouble when he told all of us to stay out of it. So how many asses did he kick before the rest of them ran away? Main Entry: 1hav•oc Pronunciation: 'ha-v&k, -vik Function: noun 1 : wide and general destruction; DEVASTATION; great confusion and disorder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #9 March 13, 2007 It involves retards, a greased pig, a mad masturbator, an evil clown (corpse), a tandem landing, and a southern baptist choir singing Louis Armstrong's "Wonderfuld World" in the middle of all the bedlam. I haven't seen it anywhere other than my minds eye yet, but when I do, it's gonna be fucking incredible. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #10 March 13, 2007 QuoteI must say though, the craziest thing I have ever seen was on a 911 call to a residence where a woman walked in on her husband who had been watching a porno standing up in middle of the living room, tipped straight backward, and died from a heart attack masturbating.reply] Did the obituary read "He died doing what he loved"?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sutton 0 #11 March 13, 2007 Well, atleast he died happy, right?-Sutton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #12 March 13, 2007 Gotta give 'em credit...they all stayed until the end. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #13 March 13, 2007 In Quote to:Sick minds want to know--did he climax? Walt Yea, He 'Came' & 'Went' at the same time!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jheadley 0 #14 March 13, 2007 seeing a professional tree-climber at work was pretty incredible. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 0 #15 March 13, 2007 I fell out of a tree once.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pinkfairy 0 #16 March 13, 2007 QuoteIt involves retards, a greased pig, a mad masturbator, an evil clown (corpse), a tandem landing, and a southern baptist choir singing Louis Armstrong's "Wonderfuld World" in the middle of all the bedlam. I haven't seen it anywhere other than my minds eye yet, but when I do, it's gonna be fucking incredible. Blues, Dave Hey, make a video from that, I wanna watch! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #17 March 13, 2007 QuoteI fell out of a tree once. I can do you one better. I fell out of a tree too, and took the top 15 feet of it with me! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 0 #18 March 13, 2007 oh ya? well I jumped on the hood of my buddy's truck on my birthday, he gassed it up to 25MPH and slammed on the brakes, sending me flying halfway across the parking lot.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #19 March 13, 2007 QuoteI fell out of a tree once. I fell into a tree once. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 0 #20 March 13, 2007 This one time, at band camp...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #21 March 13, 2007 QuoteI fell into a tree once. I flew THROUGH some trees once. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 801 #22 March 13, 2007 I though the world was going to end last week. On the same day...I saw a pregnant hooker on the street AND a brand new ful size Hummer that had the suspension slammed so low it was hitting the pavement. That has to be the strangest day of my life... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 0 #23 March 13, 2007 on saturday night, I went to denny's after the bar (too bad we don't have waffle house out here in cali... I miss that place) and a stretch hummer limo drove by twice. the damn thing had a total of 10 wheels!!! 2 in front, 8 in back all right next to each other...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #24 March 13, 2007 QuoteI fell out of a tree once. That explains Alot!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 0 #25 March 13, 2007 No, i got to be the way I am when my teacher told me to stop being smart...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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Sutton 0 #11 March 13, 2007 Well, atleast he died happy, right?-Sutton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #12 March 13, 2007 Gotta give 'em credit...they all stayed until the end. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #13 March 13, 2007 In Quote to:Sick minds want to know--did he climax? Walt Yea, He 'Came' & 'Went' at the same time!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jheadley 0 #14 March 13, 2007 seeing a professional tree-climber at work was pretty incredible. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #15 March 13, 2007 I fell out of a tree once.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #16 March 13, 2007 QuoteIt involves retards, a greased pig, a mad masturbator, an evil clown (corpse), a tandem landing, and a southern baptist choir singing Louis Armstrong's "Wonderfuld World" in the middle of all the bedlam. I haven't seen it anywhere other than my minds eye yet, but when I do, it's gonna be fucking incredible. Blues, Dave Hey, make a video from that, I wanna watch! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #17 March 13, 2007 QuoteI fell out of a tree once. I can do you one better. I fell out of a tree too, and took the top 15 feet of it with me! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #18 March 13, 2007 oh ya? well I jumped on the hood of my buddy's truck on my birthday, he gassed it up to 25MPH and slammed on the brakes, sending me flying halfway across the parking lot.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #19 March 13, 2007 QuoteI fell out of a tree once. I fell into a tree once. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #20 March 13, 2007 This one time, at band camp...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 March 13, 2007 QuoteI fell into a tree once. I flew THROUGH some trees once. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #22 March 13, 2007 I though the world was going to end last week. On the same day...I saw a pregnant hooker on the street AND a brand new ful size Hummer that had the suspension slammed so low it was hitting the pavement. That has to be the strangest day of my life... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #23 March 13, 2007 on saturday night, I went to denny's after the bar (too bad we don't have waffle house out here in cali... I miss that place) and a stretch hummer limo drove by twice. the damn thing had a total of 10 wheels!!! 2 in front, 8 in back all right next to each other...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #24 March 13, 2007 QuoteI fell out of a tree once. That explains Alot!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #25 March 13, 2007 No, i got to be the way I am when my teacher told me to stop being smart...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
