waltappel 1 #26 March 13, 2007 QuoteI saw a pregnant hooker on the street... Sick minds want to know: how was she? edited to add: Of course the true sickos want to know where she is and how much she charges! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #27 March 13, 2007 Oh, for me, it all started when I was in elementary school... everyone told me "practice makes perfect" then when I hit my teens, & found my 'attitude' everyone told me "Nobody's perfect... so I put 2 & 2 together & quit practicing!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #28 March 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteI saw a pregnant hooker on the street... Sick minds want to know: how was she? Walt The unborn baby reached through the cervix and punched his dick right on the head as it was getting sick of being jabbed... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #29 March 13, 2007 "What is the craziest thing you have ever seen?" An argument over the internet, that all started with posted pics of fornicating Toothbrushes!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #30 March 13, 2007 QuoteThe unborn baby reached through the cervix and punched his dick right on the head as it was getting sick of being jabbed... You sick, twisted bastard! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xHAVOCx 0 #31 March 14, 2007 QuoteDid the obituary read "He died doing what he loved"? No, just said in the papers that some well known member of the community had died last tuesday from a heart attack while at home on tuesday night... Main Entry: 1hav•oc Pronunciation: 'ha-v&k, -vik Function: noun 1 : wide and general destruction; DEVASTATION; great confusion and disorder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xHAVOCx 0 #32 March 14, 2007 QuoteWhat's the craziest thing you have ever seen? Wait! This might top top the masturbating coronary; Another 911 call, a man walked in to a convenience store with a samurai sword and began a mass murder rampage fully severing an employee's head! Beat that shit!!! Main Entry: 1hav•oc Pronunciation: 'ha-v&k, -vik Function: noun 1 : wide and general destruction; DEVASTATION; great confusion and disorder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dorbie 0 #33 March 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteWhat's the craziest thing you have ever seen? Wait! This might top top the masturbating coronary; Another 911 call, a man walked in to a convenience store with a samurai sword and began a mass murder rampage fully severing an employee's head! Beat that shit!!! Meh... if he'd severed his OWN head, now THAT would have been some crazy shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xHAVOCx 0 #34 March 14, 2007 QuoteMeh... if he'd severed his OWN head, now THAT would have been some crazy shit. That would be amazing...did however see a guy hang himself from the side of his SUV in front of his SO's house with his belt and was found by the neighbor on a morning jog...that was crazy too! Main Entry: 1hav•oc Pronunciation: 'ha-v&k, -vik Function: noun 1 : wide and general destruction; DEVASTATION; great confusion and disorder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
