sartre 0 #1 March 4, 2007 ...this time of night. Come on people, show me that it's not just the f'ing Americans who gather on dz.com. Random, I know. That's one of the things that makes me special. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #2 March 4, 2007 ssshhh! "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #3 March 4, 2007 awww....really? Why? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #4 March 4, 2007 Lori's awake. LTDiver. She's in California. Perris. Wonder if she's up for chatting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 1969912 0 #5 March 4, 2007 Everyone is dead, except for a few women. I'm the Omega Man. The only male left that can continue the species. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #6 March 4, 2007 God I hope you can perform under pressure then. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 1969912 0 #7 March 4, 2007 Pressure, vacuum, no problem! "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #8 March 4, 2007 Gawd, we're in trouble. If I understand the innuendo here, vacuum=blow job which DOES NOT equal procreation possibility. So like I said, we're all in big trouble now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 1969912 0 #9 March 4, 2007 Omega Man is not limited to a single (or even 5 or 10) seed emissions per female. Again, pressure, vacuum....no problem. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kamikaze82 0 #10 March 4, 2007 hello? is anyone there? i've been up with that stupid quiz. wow it's 3:40 in the friggin morning thanks quiz guy!¡YA BASTA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #11 March 4, 2007 dude, I just don't understand what you're saying. Does this mean that in your seed emissions there are only 1-5 seeds? Or are you talking # of emissions? And if the future of the human race lies in a single man's testicles, is it really ethical to waste any of the emissions on any type of ejaculate that cannot help with repopulating the world? Damn, all that stuff is hard to spell correctly cause my fingers are getting numb/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #12 March 4, 2007 QuoteEveryone is dead, except for a few women. I'm the Omega Man. The only male left that can continue the species. Oh really?Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #13 March 4, 2007 Quotehello? is anyone there? i've been up with that stupid quiz. wow it's 3:40 in the friggin morning thanks quiz guy! Am I the only one that hasn't opened that link? From everyone's responses, I'm glad I didn't. Honestlym, the reason I didn't, is the other day Wildcardguy said something mean to me and hurt my feelings. There. It's out there. I feel sooooo much better now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #14 March 4, 2007 Really, Lisa, it's true. I was just as amazed as you to find this out. Seems that we all need to get with him as soon as possible and try to procreate. Consider it your duty to mankind. PS God, I hope he's smart and goodlooking, since he's going to be the father of the rest of humanity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #15 March 4, 2007 Hi sartre Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 1969912 0 #16 March 4, 2007 The future of the world is at stake, so nothing goes to waste. There are post-vacuum transfre methods available. Trust the tongue of Omega Man! "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IanHarrop 41 #17 March 4, 2007 Hi Lisa... Et al "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #18 March 4, 2007 oh. my. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #19 March 4, 2007 QuoteReally, Lisa, it's true. I was just as amazed as you to find this out. Seems that we all need to get with him as soon as possible and try to procreate. Consider it your duty to mankind. PS God, I hope he's smart and goodlooking, since he's going to be the father of the rest of humanity. I'll just watch. Thanks anyway Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #20 March 4, 2007 you know what Lisa? You can call me Vonnie. I HATE sartre, everyone mispronounces it and thinks I'm a man. And my real name, Yvonne, everyone mispronounces. I am called yuh-vawn, uh-vawn, and even why-vawn. I pronounce it e-VON. But I ask my FRIENDS to call me Vonnie. Damn I'm talking a lot tonight. sorry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IanHarrop 41 #21 March 4, 2007 QuoteQuoteReally, Lisa, it's true. I was just as amazed as you to find this out. Seems that we all need to get with him as soon as possible and try to procreate. Consider it your duty to mankind. PS God, I hope he's smart and goodlooking, since he's going to be the father of the rest of humanity. I'll just watch. Thanks anyway Hmmm.... A woman that likes to watch "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kamikaze82 0 #22 March 4, 2007 QuotePS God, I hope he's smart and goodlooking, since he's going to be the father of the rest of humanity. so easy a caveman can do it¡YA BASTA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #23 March 4, 2007 ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, you nailed it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #24 March 4, 2007 You know the cool thing? It's 2 am here in THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD, but it's 4am on the east coast and all those coasties will be up soon. I know it's 6pm in Western Australia. What time is it in other parts of the world? God, you just gotta love the internet, don't you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #25 March 4, 2007 QuoteYou know the cool thing? It's 2 am here in THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD, but it's 4am on the east coast and all those coasties will be up soon. I know it's 6pm in Western Australia. What time is it in other parts of the world? God, you just gotta love the internet, don't you? It's 1am here. I just woke up from a lovely nap. I'll be up for hours now Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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1969912 0 #5 March 4, 2007 Everyone is dead, except for a few women. I'm the Omega Man. The only male left that can continue the species. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #6 March 4, 2007 God I hope you can perform under pressure then. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #7 March 4, 2007 Pressure, vacuum, no problem! "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #8 March 4, 2007 Gawd, we're in trouble. If I understand the innuendo here, vacuum=blow job which DOES NOT equal procreation possibility. So like I said, we're all in big trouble now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #9 March 4, 2007 Omega Man is not limited to a single (or even 5 or 10) seed emissions per female. Again, pressure, vacuum....no problem. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamikaze82 0 #10 March 4, 2007 hello? is anyone there? i've been up with that stupid quiz. wow it's 3:40 in the friggin morning thanks quiz guy!¡YA BASTA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #11 March 4, 2007 dude, I just don't understand what you're saying. Does this mean that in your seed emissions there are only 1-5 seeds? Or are you talking # of emissions? And if the future of the human race lies in a single man's testicles, is it really ethical to waste any of the emissions on any type of ejaculate that cannot help with repopulating the world? Damn, all that stuff is hard to spell correctly cause my fingers are getting numb/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #12 March 4, 2007 QuoteEveryone is dead, except for a few women. I'm the Omega Man. The only male left that can continue the species. Oh really?Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #13 March 4, 2007 Quotehello? is anyone there? i've been up with that stupid quiz. wow it's 3:40 in the friggin morning thanks quiz guy! Am I the only one that hasn't opened that link? From everyone's responses, I'm glad I didn't. Honestlym, the reason I didn't, is the other day Wildcardguy said something mean to me and hurt my feelings. There. It's out there. I feel sooooo much better now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #14 March 4, 2007 Really, Lisa, it's true. I was just as amazed as you to find this out. Seems that we all need to get with him as soon as possible and try to procreate. Consider it your duty to mankind. PS God, I hope he's smart and goodlooking, since he's going to be the father of the rest of humanity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #15 March 4, 2007 Hi sartre Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #16 March 4, 2007 The future of the world is at stake, so nothing goes to waste. There are post-vacuum transfre methods available. Trust the tongue of Omega Man! "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 41 #17 March 4, 2007 Hi Lisa... Et al "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #19 March 4, 2007 QuoteReally, Lisa, it's true. I was just as amazed as you to find this out. Seems that we all need to get with him as soon as possible and try to procreate. Consider it your duty to mankind. PS God, I hope he's smart and goodlooking, since he's going to be the father of the rest of humanity. I'll just watch. Thanks anyway Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #20 March 4, 2007 you know what Lisa? You can call me Vonnie. I HATE sartre, everyone mispronounces it and thinks I'm a man. And my real name, Yvonne, everyone mispronounces. I am called yuh-vawn, uh-vawn, and even why-vawn. I pronounce it e-VON. But I ask my FRIENDS to call me Vonnie. Damn I'm talking a lot tonight. sorry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 41 #21 March 4, 2007 QuoteQuoteReally, Lisa, it's true. I was just as amazed as you to find this out. Seems that we all need to get with him as soon as possible and try to procreate. Consider it your duty to mankind. PS God, I hope he's smart and goodlooking, since he's going to be the father of the rest of humanity. I'll just watch. Thanks anyway Hmmm.... A woman that likes to watch "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamikaze82 0 #22 March 4, 2007 QuotePS God, I hope he's smart and goodlooking, since he's going to be the father of the rest of humanity. so easy a caveman can do it¡YA BASTA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #23 March 4, 2007 ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, you nailed it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #24 March 4, 2007 You know the cool thing? It's 2 am here in THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD, but it's 4am on the east coast and all those coasties will be up soon. I know it's 6pm in Western Australia. What time is it in other parts of the world? God, you just gotta love the internet, don't you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #25 March 4, 2007 QuoteYou know the cool thing? It's 2 am here in THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD, but it's 4am on the east coast and all those coasties will be up soon. I know it's 6pm in Western Australia. What time is it in other parts of the world? God, you just gotta love the internet, don't you? It's 1am here. I just woke up from a lovely nap. I'll be up for hours now Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
sartre 0 #24 March 4, 2007 You know the cool thing? It's 2 am here in THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD, but it's 4am on the east coast and all those coasties will be up soon. I know it's 6pm in Western Australia. What time is it in other parts of the world? God, you just gotta love the internet, don't you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #25 March 4, 2007 QuoteYou know the cool thing? It's 2 am here in THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD, but it's 4am on the east coast and all those coasties will be up soon. I know it's 6pm in Western Australia. What time is it in other parts of the world? God, you just gotta love the internet, don't you? It's 1am here. I just woke up from a lovely nap. I'll be up for hours now Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
