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Squeeze my Charmin



How you managed to make that sound dirty, I'll never know. :D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Squeeze my Charmin



How you managed to make that sound dirty, I'll never know. :D



I know you've always wanted Mr. Whipple to squeeze your Charmin. :P
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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I actually cried when I got my amex bill this month. :(



Gosh I don't even count credit cards as bills...I just mean little things, like a mortgage and insurance and power. :|:(

My credit card bills are auto-pay; it doesn't hurt so much that way. :|
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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