My dog's ass stinks!

[cameramonkey 0]

I dont know what is up with her tonite. ever since around 3p, she has started dropping "garbage farts". (3yo boxer... cute but stupid)

My wife and I call them that because that is exactly how they smell... JUST like a garbage bag that has been sitting in the garage for 4 days waiting to go to the curb.

Ugh... there goes another!

And I thought skydiver farts were bad!

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[kamikaze82 0]

maybe it has something to do with boxers. i have 4 of them and i've never actually heard a dog fart until i got these. always keep matches within reach.

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[IanHarrop 42]

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maybe it has something to do with boxers. i have 4 of them and i've never actually heard a dog fart until i got these. always keep matches within reach.

Nope its not just boxers. The barking cat my ex-wife had would let fly with both sound and smell.

Thought about using matches but the fluff ball would just gone up in a burst of flame. Things were bad enough with the ex at the time, didn't need to set the barking cat on fire. Of course it would have made the thing go WOOF one last time.

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[kamikaze82 0]

i was trying to light it's fart and the whole thing just blew up how was i supposed to know.

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[LisaH 0]

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maybe it has something to do with boxers. i have 4 of them and i've never actually heard a dog fart until i got these. always keep matches within reach.

Nope its not just boxers. The barking cat my ex-wife had would let fly with both sound and smell.

Thought about using matches but the fluff ball would just gone up in a burst of flame. Things were bad enough with the ex at the time, didn't need to set the barking cat on fire. Of course it would have made the thing go WOOF one last time.

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[Icon134 0]

I have to agree that its not just boxers... Karma regularly drops some seriously badly scented farts...

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Try eating dog food for about a week and see what your farts smell like.

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[IanHarrop 42]

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Try eating dog food for about a week and see what your farts smell like.

Come to think of it - I know some old people that smell like that....

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Try eating dog food for about a week and see what your farts smell like.

my farts already smell bad enough... I don't even want to imagine what kinds of odors my ass would produce if I ate dog food...

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[kamikaze82 0]

what kind of shit is in dog food that makes them fart so much and smell so bad? has any human ever got sick from eating dog food? my fridge is looking a little low and i don't feel like going to the store but i sure am hungry.

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what kind of shit is in dog food that makes them fart so much and smell so bad? has any human ever got sick from eating dog food? my fridge is looking a little low and i don't feel like going to the store but i sure am hungry.

actually Karma eats pretty damn good.

http://www.ultraholistic.com/ingredients.shtml

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Don't think it would hurt you any but you might want a few beers to wash it down with. Might be a hoot to do for a day or so before jumping on the weekend. Although those 500 foot forced exits are a bummer.

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[D22369 0]

My dog's ass stinks
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hmmm, from another thread in dz.com... you could bleach yer dogs assholio

*(wont help with the smell)

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[bisqit999 0]

if its REALLY worse than usual, anal glands may be clogged. Vets gonna have to squeeze em out. Otherwise...BOXERS FART A LOT!!!! But I gotta tell ya, I still get a kick out of the dog lettin one rip. They sell some gas pills for dogs at the pet store and they have a pic of a boxer on it.

[kamikaze82 0]

it's weird it doesn't smell like shit but a fart that passed through a turd.

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[GravityJunky 0]

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My dog's ass stinks!

Solution: Quit sniffing it!

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[wightout 0]

My sister and her husband have a boxer. Last summer, they were at her mother-in-law's house, and she had hard boiled a dozen eggs for egg-salad, and the dogs ate them all. Frankie, the Lab, got a bit sick, but was okay. Cooper...the 1 yr old boxer...ate most of them (they think) cause he stunk the house out! His farts were so horrible...they are still legend! And they lasted for a couple of days and he didn't get sick!!!!
We also used to have a cocker spaniel as a family pet and whenever you fed her cheese...she had SBD's that even scared her...we'd all be watching TV and she'd jump up and chase her tail and then run away. We all knew to clear out. It was funny as hell! Cocker Spaniels can be pretty dumb...we called her our dumb blonde dog!

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I dont know what is up with her tonite. ever since around 3p, she has started dropping "garbage farts". (3yo boxer... cute but stupid)

My wife and I call them that because that is exactly how they smell... JUST like a garbage bag that has been sitting in the garage for 4 days waiting to go to the curb.

Ugh... there goes another!

And I thought skydiver farts were bad!

We have two boxers, used to fart alot when we fed them "dog food." We now feed them homecooked meals, gas has disappeard completely, thier coats are better, and overall mood is better too.

Oatmeal solves the gas problem. We feed them in the morning with cooked and blended chicken livers and eggs. We cook a batch once a week, and make the oatmeal fresh in the mornings. Then in the afternoon they get cooked brown rice and blended chicken. It may sounld like alot of work, but its not, and thier health is so much better. And, it is actually the same price or cheaper than decent dog food, but then again, some people just go to Walmart and buy the cheapest crap off the shelf.

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[pringles 0]

I would go with the anal glands too. If they are dragging their ass across the floor ever thats probably the problem. You can express it yourself too. Just watch the vet when they do it and you should be able to do it yourself at home. Just make sure you do it outside and with a glove on. You think it smells now just wait till you get that fluid out thats making all the stink.

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"my dog's ass stinks"

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[cameramonkey 0]

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"my dog's ass stinks"

Find this, and other stunning secrets such as "Linda, the sun rose in the east this morning", or the newly revealed "What the fuck. I let go of the silverware, and it fell to the ground!" in the Twatwaffle Publishing Library series of "Books You Flat Out Fucking Need"

OK, let me clarify... it stinks worse than NORMAL.

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[doug925 0]

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[gonzalesna 0]

remind me to eat dog food before skydiving next weekend

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[ladyflyer77 0]

get her those drops for colic babies. I think they are called Mylacon drops. Thats what my doc told me to give a boxer I use to have. It really works. Until you find something that works. I feel for you!!

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[fallinbear 0]

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what kind of shit is in dog food that makes them fart so much and smell so bad? has any human ever got sick from eating dog food? my fridge is looking a little low and i don't feel like going to the store but i sure am hungry.

I believe I have heard that, nutritionally, dog food would suffice in times of human need. Having provided dog-food plants with cleaning chemicals (and also places that supply dogfood plants with their raw materials to make dog food), I would not eat dog food unless there was Nothing else. Ughhhh...rendered beef and body parts...it's pretty nasty.

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