gontleman 0 #1 February 26, 2007 2 hours later... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrFreefall383 0 #2 February 26, 2007 Congrats bitch."If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #3 February 26, 2007 Quote2 hours later... And for the second time 32 seconds after that? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gontleman 0 #4 February 26, 2007 QuoteQuote2 hours later... And for the second time 32 seconds after that? Blues, DaveI was drunk, she was drunk... whiskey dick is bad like that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 February 26, 2007 QuoteI was drunk, she was drunk... whiskey dick is bad like that. He's suddenly an expert on dick behavior. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gontleman 0 #6 February 26, 2007 QuoteQuoteI was drunk, she was drunk... whiskey dick is bad like that. He's suddenly an expert on dick behavior. 2 decades of ownership... I think I've got the fundamentals down Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #7 February 26, 2007 Quote2 hours later... Having sex with your pets is considered animal abuse!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gontleman 0 #8 February 26, 2007 QuoteQuote2 hours later... Having sex with your pets is considered animal abuse!!I'd like to think that maybe this is a tie-in with the post I made in walt's "post links to videos no one should ever see" thread. Am I right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #9 February 26, 2007 Didn't take you long to kiss and tell, did it? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gontleman 0 #10 February 26, 2007 QuoteDidn't take you long to kiss and tell, did it? It was a bit of a hell freezes over thing for my friends. I owed it to them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #11 February 26, 2007 some peoples kids!!! stop posting on the internet and go see where else she will let you stick it."The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #12 February 26, 2007 Quote2 decades of ownership... I think I've got the fundamentals down Perhaps the fundamentals of aiming...but definitely not pleasing. It takes a while to learn the techniques of making a woman literally melt...and until you do, you'll never realize the power of the penis. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #13 February 26, 2007 Quote2 hours later... And you're posting on DZ.com instead of continuing the evening the same way? Got a lot to learn.Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gontleman 0 #14 February 26, 2007 QuoteQuote2 hours later... And you're posting on DZ.com instead of continuing the evening the same way? Got a lot to learn.Well... I did learn that going down on a girl is great fun. Personally, I'd rather either spend all my time pleasing her and then finishing off when we're both done. I can get my self off anytime. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #15 February 26, 2007 QuoteWell... I did learn that going down on a girl is great fun. Personally, I'd rather either spend all my time pleasing her and then finishing off when we're both done. If you've learned that, you've got 80% of it licked (so to speak Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #16 February 26, 2007 The good news is, no matter how awkward the first time can be, at least there were no verbal witnesses in your case, or do your hands know sign language!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #17 February 26, 2007 2 hours later... Quote 2 hours? you amatuer!!! You have a lot to learn, PM me and I'l give you some tips, they work trust me just ask ladyskydiver, she's had me in bedHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #18 February 26, 2007 Technically, wasn't this your 'First Time'! [gontleman] I love getting screwed over by insurance coverage*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites examiner2 0 #19 February 26, 2007 Congrats. I just had my first girl on Thursday. She fell out of the top bunk onto the tile 5 feet below and I didn't even get to finish Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #20 February 26, 2007 Quote2 hours later... Quote 2 hours? you amatuer!!! You have a lot to learn, PM me and I'l give you some tips, they work trust me just ask ladyskydiver, she's had me in bed Based on your other post you are probably not the person to run to for adviceYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #21 February 26, 2007 QuoteQuoteI was drunk, she was drunk... whiskey dick is bad like that. He's suddenly an expert on dick behavior. Just read all of the posts in the bonfire Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #22 February 26, 2007 Bitch if you are going to post something like that throw in enough detail to get the women of DZ.com imagining something.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #23 February 26, 2007 Quote Quote He's suddenly an expert on dick behavior. ----------- Just read all of the posts in the bonfire Blah, blah, blah, contradiction of myself. Blah, blah, blah, contradict myself again, Yada, yada, blah blah, contradiction, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada, contradiction!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #24 February 26, 2007 QuoteBitch if you are going to post something like that throw in enough detail to get the women of DZ.com imagining something. Imagine what looks like a penis, only much, much smaller!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #25 February 26, 2007 QuoteQuoteBitch if you are going to post something like that throw in enough detail to get the women of DZ.com imagining something. Imagine what looks like a penis, only much, much smaller! two mustard seeds and a tic tac?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
GravityJunky 0 #18 February 26, 2007 Technically, wasn't this your 'First Time'! [gontleman] I love getting screwed over by insurance coverage*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
examiner2 0 #19 February 26, 2007 Congrats. I just had my first girl on Thursday. She fell out of the top bunk onto the tile 5 feet below and I didn't even get to finish Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #20 February 26, 2007 Quote2 hours later... Quote 2 hours? you amatuer!!! You have a lot to learn, PM me and I'l give you some tips, they work trust me just ask ladyskydiver, she's had me in bed Based on your other post you are probably not the person to run to for adviceYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #21 February 26, 2007 QuoteQuoteI was drunk, she was drunk... whiskey dick is bad like that. He's suddenly an expert on dick behavior. Just read all of the posts in the bonfire Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #22 February 26, 2007 Bitch if you are going to post something like that throw in enough detail to get the women of DZ.com imagining something.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #23 February 26, 2007 Quote Quote He's suddenly an expert on dick behavior. ----------- Just read all of the posts in the bonfire Blah, blah, blah, contradiction of myself. Blah, blah, blah, contradict myself again, Yada, yada, blah blah, contradiction, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada, contradiction!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #24 February 26, 2007 QuoteBitch if you are going to post something like that throw in enough detail to get the women of DZ.com imagining something. Imagine what looks like a penis, only much, much smaller!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #25 February 26, 2007 QuoteQuoteBitch if you are going to post something like that throw in enough detail to get the women of DZ.com imagining something. Imagine what looks like a penis, only much, much smaller! two mustard seeds and a tic tac?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Broke 0 #21 February 26, 2007 QuoteQuoteI was drunk, she was drunk... whiskey dick is bad like that. He's suddenly an expert on dick behavior. Just read all of the posts in the bonfire Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #22 February 26, 2007 Bitch if you are going to post something like that throw in enough detail to get the women of DZ.com imagining something.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #23 February 26, 2007 Quote Quote He's suddenly an expert on dick behavior. ----------- Just read all of the posts in the bonfire Blah, blah, blah, contradiction of myself. Blah, blah, blah, contradict myself again, Yada, yada, blah blah, contradiction, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada, contradiction!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #24 February 26, 2007 QuoteBitch if you are going to post something like that throw in enough detail to get the women of DZ.com imagining something. Imagine what looks like a penis, only much, much smaller!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #25 February 26, 2007 QuoteQuoteBitch if you are going to post something like that throw in enough detail to get the women of DZ.com imagining something. Imagine what looks like a penis, only much, much smaller! two mustard seeds and a tic tac?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
