GravityJunky 0 #26 February 26, 2007 Quote Imagine what looks like a penis, only much, much smaller! two mustard seeds and a tic tac? Smaller! Think Magnifying glass & tweezers!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #27 February 26, 2007 QuoteQuote2 hours later... Quote 2 hours? you amatuer!!! You have a lot to learn, PM me and I'l give you some tips, they work trust me just ask ladyskydiver, she's had me in bed Based on your other post you are probably not the person to run to for advice I may have bad luck with choosing them, but trust me the few right ones I pick are never unsatisfied Besides I KNOW I left an impression on tonights date.History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #28 February 26, 2007 Quote Besides I KNOW I left an impression on tonights date. Brought a branding iron on the 1st date? Or did you accidentally run her over in the parking lot?*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #29 February 26, 2007 No NO NO, Bite marks!!! Nah she was just so impressed that a guy knew how to cook like that, she had never seen it before I GOT SKILLZ And now I'm off to bed, I have to be up for work in less than three hoursHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #30 February 26, 2007 QuoteQuote2 hours later... And you're posting on DZ.com instead of continuing the evening the same way? Got a lot to learn. Give the guy a break--hookers cost money! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyskydiver 0 #31 February 26, 2007 Quote they work trust me just ask ladyskydiver, she's had me in bed Watch it, young man or I'll teach you a thing or two. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #32 February 26, 2007 Quote Watch it, young man or I'll teach you a thing or two. OH OHH pick me!Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Armour666 0 #33 February 26, 2007 lol and send pictuers. If it's not on film it didn't happenSO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Hambone 0 #34 February 26, 2007 Armour too the words right out of my mouth.Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Darius11 12 #35 February 26, 2007 What’s difficult? You get a boner slap her tities around and stick it inside her and pee!!!!!!!!!!! I love South Park.I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyskydiver 0 #36 February 26, 2007 QuoteQuote Watch it, young man or I'll teach you a thing or two. OH OHH pick me! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Snowwhite 0 #37 February 26, 2007 QuoteQuote2 decades of ownership... I think I've got the fundamentals down Perhaps the fundamentals of aiming...but definitely not pleasing. It takes a while to learn the techniques of making a woman literally melt...and until you do, you'll never realize the power of the penis. Penis? Nay! TONGUE! But sounds like he's getting it. Anyway, he's coming to a bunch of us experts for advice and information, so he'll do WELL. Wish a few of my first lovers had had access to a forum like this!skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #38 February 26, 2007 Quote2 hours later... WTF has this website come to. Icon will be on here next asking how it felt damnhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #39 February 27, 2007 QuoteQuote2 hours later... WTF has this website come to. Icon will be on here next asking how it felt damn I'm waiting for the day Icon is on here describing how it was. Nah, it would never happen. Scott has too much class. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #40 February 27, 2007 Tounge Jr. TOUNGE! That's how you put & Keep a smile on her face, Bury yours, eta at the Y!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gontleman 0 #41 February 27, 2007 Man this thread took off after I went to sleep. So yeah, so this entire day... well after lunch... was comprised of a lot of texting back and forth. This is all new territory for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yoink 321 #42 February 27, 2007 since nobody else has said it... you owe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
GravityJunky 0 #28 February 26, 2007 Quote Besides I KNOW I left an impression on tonights date. Brought a branding iron on the 1st date? Or did you accidentally run her over in the parking lot?*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #29 February 26, 2007 No NO NO, Bite marks!!! Nah she was just so impressed that a guy knew how to cook like that, she had never seen it before I GOT SKILLZ And now I'm off to bed, I have to be up for work in less than three hoursHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #30 February 26, 2007 QuoteQuote2 hours later... And you're posting on DZ.com instead of continuing the evening the same way? Got a lot to learn. Give the guy a break--hookers cost money! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #31 February 26, 2007 Quote they work trust me just ask ladyskydiver, she's had me in bed Watch it, young man or I'll teach you a thing or two. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #32 February 26, 2007 Quote Watch it, young man or I'll teach you a thing or two. OH OHH pick me!Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #33 February 26, 2007 lol and send pictuers. If it's not on film it didn't happenSO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hambone 0 #34 February 26, 2007 Armour too the words right out of my mouth.Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #35 February 26, 2007 What’s difficult? You get a boner slap her tities around and stick it inside her and pee!!!!!!!!!!! I love South Park.I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #36 February 26, 2007 QuoteQuote Watch it, young man or I'll teach you a thing or two. OH OHH pick me! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #37 February 26, 2007 QuoteQuote2 decades of ownership... I think I've got the fundamentals down Perhaps the fundamentals of aiming...but definitely not pleasing. It takes a while to learn the techniques of making a woman literally melt...and until you do, you'll never realize the power of the penis. Penis? Nay! TONGUE! But sounds like he's getting it. Anyway, he's coming to a bunch of us experts for advice and information, so he'll do WELL. Wish a few of my first lovers had had access to a forum like this!skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #38 February 26, 2007 Quote2 hours later... WTF has this website come to. Icon will be on here next asking how it felt damnhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #39 February 27, 2007 QuoteQuote2 hours later... WTF has this website come to. Icon will be on here next asking how it felt damn I'm waiting for the day Icon is on here describing how it was. Nah, it would never happen. Scott has too much class. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #40 February 27, 2007 Tounge Jr. TOUNGE! That's how you put & Keep a smile on her face, Bury yours, eta at the Y!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gontleman 0 #41 February 27, 2007 Man this thread took off after I went to sleep. So yeah, so this entire day... well after lunch... was comprised of a lot of texting back and forth. This is all new territory for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yoink 321 #42 February 27, 2007 since nobody else has said it... you owe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
skinnyshrek 0 #38 February 26, 2007 Quote2 hours later... WTF has this website come to. Icon will be on here next asking how it felt damnhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #39 February 27, 2007 QuoteQuote2 hours later... WTF has this website come to. Icon will be on here next asking how it felt damn I'm waiting for the day Icon is on here describing how it was. Nah, it would never happen. Scott has too much class. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #40 February 27, 2007 Tounge Jr. TOUNGE! That's how you put & Keep a smile on her face, Bury yours, eta at the Y!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gontleman 0 #41 February 27, 2007 Man this thread took off after I went to sleep. So yeah, so this entire day... well after lunch... was comprised of a lot of texting back and forth. This is all new territory for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoink 321 #42 February 27, 2007 since nobody else has said it... you owe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
