You know you are horny when.......

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

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Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[stitch 0]

.....you're walking around, knocking stuff off tables with your Tallywhacker.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[simplyputsi 0]

I wake up.

I breathe.

I look at you

Skymama's #2 stalker -

[fonz 0]

When you ask others who their favorite porn star is?

Alphons (just a guess)

And five hundred entirely naked women dropped out of the sky on parachutes.
-- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[cocheese 0]

whenever i think of you, Bobbi

[GravityJunky 0]

When the first threads you look for in any of the forums, are the ones with words like : Horny, Sex, Tallywacker, slutty, etc. in the title!

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[Lastchance 0]

The crack of dawn isn't safe.

I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

[SpeedRacer 1]

...it's Friday in the Bonfire, & you wanna see what all the other pervs are posting.

Speed Racer
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[doug925 0]

When I clicked on this thread hoping to see boobies!

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
Winston Churchill

[misskriss 0]

How 'bout.. You know your husband is horny when you're taking a shower and he climbs in and without saying a word climbs in and ........

I love it that he works from home.

[johnsw71 0]

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The crack of dawn isn't safe.

Who's Dawn?

[Lastchance 0]

You remember Dawn. She was the one who was afraid to cut the cake.

I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

[Twoply 0]

...I pork your sister when you're not here.

[iluvtofly 0]

...even the most innocent of comments are turned dirty in your head.

[GravityJunky 0]

.. or you start sounding like stitch in your posts!

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[MortalWombat 0]

... you start trying to find out if you really can fuck yourself or not

The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!

[fonz 0]

One can fuck oneself up allright, but that's another matter.

Alphons (sorry, couldn't resist)

[edit: you->one]

And five hundred entirely naked women dropped out of the sky on parachutes.
-- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[sunshine 2]

...you get wet just by looking at gravityjunky's avatar.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[GravityJunky 0]

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...you get wet just by looking at gravityjunky's avatar.

Touche' You do know what guns represent in frued's eyes don't you??

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[Grips 0]

When you start posting ' You know you are horny when.......' threads.

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