I just got...

[Andy_Copland 0]

Passport pictures...

I cant help but look miserable, i was alone with no cameraman waving a birdy or asking me to say cheese.

I look pretty mad

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[Lindercles 0]

Dude, go get your liver checked. You look jaundiced.

[Andy_Copland 0]

Its the camera

And i was born with Jaundiced, my old man never lets me forget my mums first words "Isnt he a lovely colour"

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[azdav 0]

I've seen that picture in the Post Office

Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.

[Andy_Copland 0]

As long as you dont see it on a milk carton im good

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[Lindercles 0]

A great way to start a conversation is to say "what's your favorite color?" A great way to end a conversation is to say "what's your favorite color person?"

[ladyflyer77 0]

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I've seen that picture in the Post Office

I've seen that pic outside a local gay bar.

If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here!

[Andy_Copland 0]

I'll remember not to end my conversations that way

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[Andy_Copland 0]

I only went once, i was drunk and i wasnt the reciever

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[normiss 801]

so tell us why you're frequenting gay bars then?

I'm sending that pic to the TSA, supected tourist, terrorist..whatever

[ladyflyer77 0]

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I only went once, i was drunk and i wasnt the reciever

It's okay sweety, we'll still love ya!

If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here!

[Andy_Copland 0]

I actually did hit a gay bar last halloween by accident. I was wondering why the guy waiting behind me for the toilet said "Im desperate, you dont even need to flush thats how easy i am"

True story.

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[ladyflyer77 0]

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so tell us why you're frequenting gay bars then?

I'm sending that pic to the TSA, supected tourist, terrorist..whatever

I said outside the gar bar not inside

If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here!

[normiss 801]

considering going IN the closet?

[ladyflyer77 0]

"Im desperate, you dont even need to flush thats how easy i am"

[Andy_Copland 0]

Not as scarey as the German skinhead who hugged me on the way out

Same night, still a true story.

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[Lindercles 0]

I was standing at the bar at a gay club one time when two guys passed by, a black guy walking really fast, dragging a white guy behind him. As they passed the white guy says to me "don't ever date a black man!"

What else could I say besides, "oh, I know."

[Andy_Copland 0]

I was oblivious to it being a gay bar. I was talking to this German chap and pointing at all the big breasted college girls saying "Fuck me look at that!" in my drunken glory.

Then it hit as i made my way out to catch my train home and went to shake his hand and he hugged me. I walked out the pub with the most awkward look on my face.

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[NWFlyer 2]

I'm sorry. You are all imposters.

I have the worst passport photo EVER. And I am counting the days until December 12, 2011 when it expires (or, though I don't relish the replacement cost, I'm almost hoping I lose it...).

Photo was taken when I was 100+ lbs heavier than I am now, with a truly awful look on my face. Yeah... this is what I gotta live with for almost five more years. Almost makes me just want to stay home.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[Andy_Copland 0]

Pffft thats nothing. I have a friend with ginger dredlocks... now thats a picture....

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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[sunshine 2]

When i went to get my passport photos a few years ago, i broke the camera. It took them like 20 minutes to fix it.

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I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[Speedofafool 0]

When are you eligible for parole?

[Andy_Copland 0]

Was it the tattoo on the neck?

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[Speedofafool 0]

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Was it the tattoo on the neck?

That and the C.O. like to kiss N tell!

[stitch 0]

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Passport pictures...

I cant help but look miserable, i was alone with no cameraman waving a birdy or asking me to say cheese.

I look pretty mad

Why didn't you smile and show your "tooth"??

"No cookies for you"- GFD
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