So what do you want done with your body after death?

[sharimcm 0]

Donate my dead body to medical research, burn the rest and flush the ashes... Who knows where I'll end up!

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

[kbordson 8]

Donate every thing possible - so that someone else gets the unique experience of dead guy parts - Psychologically its a little weird to think about. Then cremate the remains.

[bazelos 0]

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Harvest everything you possibly can. Cremate the rest.

Or, donate it to medical research.

I don't know if there's going to be anything usable left in me, but that's my plan. I even have a donor card for that, but all the rest I want it going to an ash dive.

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

[stitch 0]

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Donate every thing possible - so that someone else gets the unique experience of dead guy parts

You have Guy parts??

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
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[NickDG 23]

I want to be buried (my parts are too worn to be useful to anyone) with a big headstone where you can push a button and out flows reams of paper with every post to the internet I've ever made.

Well, except for this one . . .

NickD BASE 194

[guppie01 0]

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Take what can be salvaged... burn the rest. I've looked into saving some of the ashes to be placed into pendants for people who are important in my life. Whatever else remains I want spread in the mountains in Utah.

g

Didnt I read recently how much you hated Utah ?

Not so much Utah.... it's the people. I don't really appreciate being told I'm less than because of my religion. The mountains in Utah are my home.... I miss them terribly.

g

"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
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[hookitt 1]

Cremate what is not used, then mix it with Nestle's Quick and pass me around for all to enjoy.

My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

[bozo 0]

[replyDidnt I read recently how much you hated Utah ?

[MortalWombat 0]

what a silly question!

i want it brought back to life!

The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!

[guppie01 0]

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[replyDidnt I read recently how much you hated Utah ?

Not so much Utah.... it's the people. I don't really appreciate being told I'm less than because of my religion. The mountains in Utah are my home.... I miss them terribly.

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[Armour666 0]

sell all my good parts and after that it's up to who ever is stuck with my dead ass

SO this one time at band camp.....

"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Thanks Chris!! Now I'm really confused!! Sheesh!!

Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[kbordson 8]

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Donate every thing possible - so that someone else gets the unique experience of dead guy parts

You have Guy parts??

Personally I have girl parts (trust me, I know what girl parts are)... but this new addition to my knee. I don't know if it's male or female... but "guy" can be nonspecific.

[pmw515 0]

just throw me in the woods.

[Snowwhite 0]

take all of the usable parts for transplantation. Take the rest and cremate. At the next World Free Fall Convention take the cremains, find 12 skydivers I DON"T KNOW and buy them a jump ticket. Do an ash dive. Make them happy and me at the same time. I just talked to the mortician about this over the weekend.

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[bob.dino 1]

Harvest the organs and cremate would do for me.

[countzero 7]

i want to be donated to science and then have my remains cremated.

part of my ashes will be kept in a Jager bottle by my 2 best friends whom i have a pact with. i'll be doing the same for them if they go before me.

and i want part of my ashes dumped into a bonfire as my jump freinds toast my memory.

the rest can be kept by whoever in my family wants them.

diamonds are a dawgs best friend

[skinnyshrek 0]

donate the organs cremate and spread on a jump..After i am done though who the fuck would want my organs. Be like we found a donar for you, problem is his organs may last another week for you..lol

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[bozo 0]

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take all of the usable parts for transplantation. Take the rest and cremate. At the next World Free Fall Convention take the cremains, find 12 skydivers I DON"T KNOW and buy them a jump ticket. Do an ash dive. Make them happy and me at the same time. I just talked to the mortician about this over the weekend.

Well Beth....at least you'd get that first jump out of the way.

bozo
Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

[Snowwhite 0]

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take all of the usable parts for transplantation. Take the rest and cremate. At the next World Free Fall Convention take the cremains, find 12 skydivers I DON"T KNOW and buy them a jump ticket. Do an ash dive. Make them happy and me at the same time. I just talked to the mortician about this over the weekend.

Well Beth....at least you'd get that first jump out of the way.

And you could be on it, at my expense. Cool. I'll buy you a nice cool drink too!

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freefallbeth@yahoo.com

[bozo 0]

Well Beth....at least you'd get that first jump out of the way.

[Snowwhite 0]

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Well Beth....at least you'd get that first jump out of the way.

And you could be on it, at my expense. Cool. I'll buy you a nice cool drink too!

[Muenkel 0]

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Thanks Chris!! Now I'm really confused!! Sheesh!!

I'm glad. I always love to welcome new members to my state of confusion.
Chris

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[livendive 8]

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Donate everything that can be donated and cremate the rest... spread part on an ash dive, part in the ocean....

That.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[Vallerina 2]

What I want people to do with my body after I'm dead (in preferential order):

1. Donate everything possible (organs to people who need it....rest to medical research if it can be used)
2. If there's leftover parts, bury me in a green cemetary
3. If my family doesn't want to do that, cremate me.
4. If that doesn't fly, a HUGE f***ing shrine
5. It won't really matter since I'm going to die by spontaneous human combustion
6. Regular ol' plot next to my family
7. Garbage can

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning