gonzalesna 0 #26 February 13, 2007 normiss, could you translate asshat for me?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #27 February 13, 2007 Ha-rumph. Well, I'm definitely gonna work on hooking Jumper03 up with that hot piece of ass, LadyFlyer77 NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #28 February 13, 2007 Depends, on which party you are asking! Allow me to demonstrate for you... <<< Stitch go getmeA Sammich & Beer, Beotch!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
za_skydiver 0 #29 February 13, 2007 QuoteAnyone else have a multitasking story? Been at it , and got a phone call on my cell phone. Well, lets just say i was giving directions to my house, and never missed a stroke Some dream of flying, i live the dream... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #30 February 13, 2007 Quoteno coaster asses for me thank you... DUDE!!! What in the hell are you supposed to do with your beer if you decide you need two Hands and she doesnt have a Coaster Ass?? A really great Ass is one that you can wedge your beer between the Cheeks without her noticing!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #31 February 13, 2007 definition attached: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #32 February 13, 2007 QuoteA really great Ass is one that you can wedge your beer between the Cheeks without her noticing!! A bottle or a can? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #33 February 13, 2007 Wow... COOL!!!! HEY GUYS!!! I'M IN THE DICTIONARY!!!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #34 February 13, 2007 QuoteA bottle or a can? Like I would ever drink Beer from a Can.. Pleeeeaze!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #35 February 13, 2007 A KEG !!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #36 February 13, 2007 that's dickshunary.... dick - well pretty much self explanatory shun...shy away from... ary...as in reference to that eyebrow! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #37 February 13, 2007 Wow, is that keg in my asscheeks or are you just happy to see me? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #38 February 13, 2007 QuoteWow, is that keg in my asscheeks or are you just happy to see me? I'm jus happy to see ya!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #39 February 13, 2007 That would be a keg... now get off it, so I can tap it...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #40 February 13, 2007 Quoteis that keg in my asscheeks or are you just happy to see me? [Lounge Voice] Damn Girl!! You must have a Keg in your Pants... Cause All I can think about is how I want to TAP dat Ass!! [/Lounge Voice] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #41 February 13, 2007 Quote[Lounge Voice] Damn Girl!! You must have a Keg in your Pants... Cause All I can think about is how I want to TAP dat Ass!! [/Lounge Voice] Best pick up line ever!! I soo wanna have prison sex with you now. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #42 February 13, 2007 QuoteQuote[Lounge Voice] Damn Girl!! You must have a Keg in your Pants... Cause All I can think about is how I want to TAP dat Ass!! [/Lounge Voice] Best pick up line ever!! I soo wanna have prison sex with you now. I have had a few people tell me they wanted to have prison sex with me. I am always hesitant because I can never tell which part I will be playing. One moment you could be having the time of your life and the next moment you could be in the corner of the shower crying trying to get clean when all the soap in the world won't make you clean again. Avoid prison sex. "That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #44 February 13, 2007 Roadhead Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 220 #45 February 13, 2007 QuotePshwaaaaaah - Like that matters. Quote Maybe it's your technique. I don't understand . . . It works for me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #46 February 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteA really great Ass is one that you can wedge your beer between the Cheeks without her noticing!! A bottle or a can? Long Neck Bottle!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites willard 0 #47 February 13, 2007 "Could you slow down? I'm spilling my soup." = Ego killer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 220 #48 February 13, 2007 Quote"Could you slow down? I'm spilling my soup." = Ego killer Nah - I tune her out at that point.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Butters 0 #49 February 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteA really great Ass is one that you can wedge your beer between the Cheeks without her noticing!! A bottle or a can? Long Neck Bottle!!! Placing your beer inbetween her ass cheeks will make your beer warm (and has spill potential). What you need is ..."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 801 #50 February 13, 2007 a champagne flute fits best...so long as the ass is shapely mind you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
turtlespeed 220 #45 February 13, 2007 QuotePshwaaaaaah - Like that matters. Quote Maybe it's your technique. I don't understand . . . It works for me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #46 February 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteA really great Ass is one that you can wedge your beer between the Cheeks without her noticing!! A bottle or a can? Long Neck Bottle!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites willard 0 #47 February 13, 2007 "Could you slow down? I'm spilling my soup." = Ego killer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 220 #48 February 13, 2007 Quote"Could you slow down? I'm spilling my soup." = Ego killer Nah - I tune her out at that point.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Butters 0 #49 February 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteA really great Ass is one that you can wedge your beer between the Cheeks without her noticing!! A bottle or a can? Long Neck Bottle!!! Placing your beer inbetween her ass cheeks will make your beer warm (and has spill potential). What you need is ..."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 801 #50 February 13, 2007 a champagne flute fits best...so long as the ass is shapely mind you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
warpedskydiver 0 #46 February 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteA really great Ass is one that you can wedge your beer between the Cheeks without her noticing!! A bottle or a can? Long Neck Bottle!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #47 February 13, 2007 "Could you slow down? I'm spilling my soup." = Ego killer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #48 February 13, 2007 Quote"Could you slow down? I'm spilling my soup." = Ego killer Nah - I tune her out at that point.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #49 February 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteA really great Ass is one that you can wedge your beer between the Cheeks without her noticing!! A bottle or a can? Long Neck Bottle!!! Placing your beer inbetween her ass cheeks will make your beer warm (and has spill potential). What you need is ..."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #50 February 13, 2007 a champagne flute fits best...so long as the ass is shapely mind you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
