JENNR8R 0 #1 February 13, 2007 Multitasking – the simultaneous management of two or more tasks. I heard from a woman who was going to get a massage from her boyfriend, and he thought that it would be a good idea to turn the television on to a wrestling program at the same time. I say that the thrill is gone and she should have cut him off until she had his full attention again. Anyone else have a multitasking story?What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #2 February 13, 2007 Watching TV during a massage is totally uncool. That should be reserved for doggy style so you can both watch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #3 February 13, 2007 I see nothing wrong with that. If i get a massage, i don't care what else my guy is doing. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #4 February 13, 2007 Yeah . . . he could be getting a reach-around from his BF for all I care. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 February 13, 2007 Turtle could be getting fucked up the ass, but as long as he keeps massaging my feet, it's all good. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #6 February 13, 2007 Yes - the most basic of intimate multitasking: (Gently) throwing the cat off the bed without delaying someone else's "peak moment." I don't like being stared-at when I'm rockin' the Colonel Angus.T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #7 February 13, 2007 What's that old joke? Why do Canadians like to do it doggie style? So they can both watch Hockey Night in Canada!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #8 February 13, 2007 Shit, there's backrubs every weekend at my weekend place... seems like there's always a movie on when the backrubs startSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #9 February 13, 2007 yeah....but I can't say online. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 February 13, 2007 QuoteWatching TV during a massage is totally uncool. That should be reserved for doggy style so you can both watch. They should be watching porn while doing the doggy dirty.... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #11 February 13, 2007 Quoteas long as he keeps massaging my feet, it's all good. Would you be okay with some toe sucking? I hear Turtle likes to suck.... toes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #12 February 13, 2007 Not too offended by just about anything else, she could be doing while having sex, EXCEPT of course, pickin up the phone to call me & tell me she's on her way home , THAT I'd have a problem with!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #13 February 13, 2007 shoot, maybe that is why i can't keep a girl past 2 dates.... I blame dz.com, for having my lappy on and reading posts while getting down with the girls. i guess they don't like that.CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #14 February 13, 2007 QuoteMultitasking – the simultaneous management of two or more tasks. I heard from a woman who was going to get a massage from her boyfriend, and he thought that it would be a good idea to turn the television on to a wrestling program at the same time. I say that the thrill is gone and she should have cut him off until she had his full attention again. Anyone else have a multitasking story? I like taking her from behind as she is doing the laundry or the dishes . . . cooking is a bit more of a challenge - but it's rewarding too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #15 February 13, 2007 I like taking her from behind as she is doing the laundry or the dishes . . . cooking is a bit more of a challenge - but it's rewarding too. Quote I hope she finds that interesting enough to stop the multitasking and give you her undivided attention. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 220 #16 February 13, 2007 QuoteI like taking her from behind as she is doing the laundry or the dishes . . . cooking is a bit more of a challenge - but it's rewarding too. Quote I hope she finds that interesting enough to stop the multitasking and give you her undivided attention. Pshwaaaaaah - Like that matters.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites soberamprat 0 #17 February 13, 2007 Is that like thinking about the dead kitty in the road to delay the inevitable as long as you can http://www.swoopstudios.com/videos/videos-rex.php Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 801 #18 February 13, 2007 here...hold my beer!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 0 #19 February 13, 2007 wtf? you just gotta find a girl with a butt that doubles as a coaster...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #20 February 13, 2007 Pshwaaaaaah - Like that matters. Quote Maybe it's your technique. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ExAFO 0 #21 February 13, 2007 So, eating a sandwich and drinking a beer while getting a hummer is a bad thing?Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 801 #22 February 13, 2007 ass much as I adore a fine ass on a woman...wait...isn't that one of the reason's I'm flirting with her??? no coaster asses for me thank you... move along now... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #23 February 13, 2007 QuoteAnyone else have a multitasking story? I like taking her from behind as she is doing the laundry or the dishes . . . cooking is a bit more of a challenge - but it's rewarding too. NOT With BAcon frying I hope, learned that one the hard way, Hard get it??*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #24 February 13, 2007 Multi-Tasking?? You mean like making sure all the girls each get a turn in the middle?? Yep I always do that!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #25 February 13, 2007 Quoteno coaster asses for me thank you... Yeah, WTF was he thinking? I think he got the words "ass" and "head" confused, possibly due to being called an asshat so many times. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
turtlespeed 220 #16 February 13, 2007 QuoteI like taking her from behind as she is doing the laundry or the dishes . . . cooking is a bit more of a challenge - but it's rewarding too. Quote I hope she finds that interesting enough to stop the multitasking and give you her undivided attention. Pshwaaaaaah - Like that matters.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites soberamprat 0 #17 February 13, 2007 Is that like thinking about the dead kitty in the road to delay the inevitable as long as you can http://www.swoopstudios.com/videos/videos-rex.php Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 801 #18 February 13, 2007 here...hold my beer!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 0 #19 February 13, 2007 wtf? you just gotta find a girl with a butt that doubles as a coaster...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #20 February 13, 2007 Pshwaaaaaah - Like that matters. Quote Maybe it's your technique. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ExAFO 0 #21 February 13, 2007 So, eating a sandwich and drinking a beer while getting a hummer is a bad thing?Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 801 #22 February 13, 2007 ass much as I adore a fine ass on a woman...wait...isn't that one of the reason's I'm flirting with her??? no coaster asses for me thank you... move along now... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #23 February 13, 2007 QuoteAnyone else have a multitasking story? I like taking her from behind as she is doing the laundry or the dishes . . . cooking is a bit more of a challenge - but it's rewarding too. NOT With BAcon frying I hope, learned that one the hard way, Hard get it??*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #24 February 13, 2007 Multi-Tasking?? You mean like making sure all the girls each get a turn in the middle?? Yep I always do that!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #25 February 13, 2007 Quoteno coaster asses for me thank you... Yeah, WTF was he thinking? I think he got the words "ass" and "head" confused, possibly due to being called an asshat so many times. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
soberamprat 0 #17 February 13, 2007 Is that like thinking about the dead kitty in the road to delay the inevitable as long as you can http://www.swoopstudios.com/videos/videos-rex.php Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #18 February 13, 2007 here...hold my beer!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #19 February 13, 2007 wtf? you just gotta find a girl with a butt that doubles as a coaster...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #20 February 13, 2007 Pshwaaaaaah - Like that matters. Quote Maybe it's your technique. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ExAFO 0 #21 February 13, 2007 So, eating a sandwich and drinking a beer while getting a hummer is a bad thing?Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 801 #22 February 13, 2007 ass much as I adore a fine ass on a woman...wait...isn't that one of the reason's I'm flirting with her??? no coaster asses for me thank you... move along now... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #23 February 13, 2007 QuoteAnyone else have a multitasking story? I like taking her from behind as she is doing the laundry or the dishes . . . cooking is a bit more of a challenge - but it's rewarding too. NOT With BAcon frying I hope, learned that one the hard way, Hard get it??*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #21 February 13, 2007 So, eating a sandwich and drinking a beer while getting a hummer is a bad thing?Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #22 February 13, 2007 ass much as I adore a fine ass on a woman...wait...isn't that one of the reason's I'm flirting with her??? no coaster asses for me thank you... move along now... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #23 February 13, 2007 QuoteAnyone else have a multitasking story? I like taking her from behind as she is doing the laundry or the dishes . . . cooking is a bit more of a challenge - but it's rewarding too. NOT With BAcon frying I hope, learned that one the hard way, Hard get it??*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #24 February 13, 2007 Multi-Tasking?? You mean like making sure all the girls each get a turn in the middle?? Yep I always do that!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #25 February 13, 2007 Quoteno coaster asses for me thank you... Yeah, WTF was he thinking? I think he got the words "ass" and "head" confused, possibly due to being called an asshat so many times. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
