TypicalFish 0 #1 February 14, 2007 Share. Mine (one of many, believe me): I dated an actress/model/stripper type (oh, yeah; heart of gold, you know the type) for a number of months. Beautiful girl; more baggage than a fully loaded 767. Anyway, after a stormy, tumultuous relationship, we split up on what could be called "mutually acrimonious" terms. Truthfully, I was just glad that I had gotten out physically and emotionally intact. Unbeknownst to me, however, my PSYCHO-EX (which, interestingly enough, is what my friends have called her ever since) had stolen my Dayrunner (yes, this was in the days before Palm Vs)and proceeded to call EVERY person in it and tell them what a bastard I had been (which to a certain extent is probably true). People she never met. People I hadn't talked to in years. A total of at least 100 individual calls. How did I find out? When I called my mechanic to schedule some work on my car. I said "FYI, I have a new number". His response: "I know, ******** called me and told me all about it". Simple. Elegant. And with the added benefit of making people like my best friend's sister, who I had not talked to in two years, call me up and say "Hey, how are things?". I guess she at least saved me the trouble of explaining it to anyone. My MECHANIC, for god's sake."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 February 14, 2007 I don't have any good psycho-ex stories, but WaltAppel has posted at least one of his on here before I think."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 February 14, 2007 The best way to avoid Psycho-Ex's is to be a Phsycho-Ex (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #4 February 14, 2007 My second husband was an abusive alcoholic who lost his job. I left him and he followed me around, trying to find out where I had moved to. He finally found me and tried to steal our daughter off of my front porch. I got a restraining order and a divorce. 5 months after we were divorced, I started seeing a new guy. In January of one year, he took my daughter from his parents house (while she was visiting) and took her to his house. My new boyfriend took me out there to retrieve her and out of consideration for other's property, he stayed in the car. But when I didn't come out of the house for over 15 minutes, he came up to the door and knocked. My ex shoved me out of the way, pushed his way out the front door and got into a struggle with my boyfriend. We managed to get my daughter, get off the porch and back into the car. After the car warmed up, he reaches up to his neck and says, "I think the bastard cut me." We drove to the emergency room. He ended up getting over 15 stitches in his neck. The doctor told us that if the cut had been a fraction of an inch to one side or a fraction of an inch deeper, he would've bled to death before we could've gotten him help. Turns out that the ex had some sort of knife in his pocket and this was pretty much premeditated. I guess in his sick, warped mind, he thought that if he got the boyfriend out of the picture, that I might come back to him. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #5 February 14, 2007 An ex of mine who seemed to always expect her "boat to come in" and got into one of these multi-level marketting scams, dumped me for a black guy she worked for. He got her pregnant shortly thereafter and dumped her. Some time after giving birth she had the fucking audacity to claim that the kid was mine despite the obvious fact that the kid was also black. Not entirely sure what I ever saw in this particular rocket surgeon. Last I heard she was on welfare...no big surprise. My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #6 February 14, 2007 I was dating a gal a few years back who said some things that didn't add up. In fact, it sounded very suspicious. A buddy of mine worked for the county sherrif so I asked him to run a background check on her. Came back she was doing two probations for seperate assault cases, one against a 17 year old girl. I asked her about it, she admitted it, so I told her I couldn't date someone who had such a tendency towards violence that she would assault a minor. About a week goes by. She calls me at 2:00 a.m. and demanded I take her back or else she was going to sneak into my house and cut my f***ing throat. That'll win my heart every time. I kept my Springfield VERY close for a while. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #7 February 14, 2007 I would have to write a book. One quick incident tho. I wake from a sound sleep and she is standing over me with an honest to goodness 2 foot long hari kari knife raised over her head. No shit. Thought I was gonna die. She brings it down smack across by belly with the flat edge and raises the biggest fuckin welt you ever seen. Then she says something like "did that get your attention?" Uh yea, now watch my asshole and elbows. She was enventually charged and convicted of assault and buglery againt a friend of mine that did not heed my advise and started dating her after I kicked her to the curb. That still didn't change her. She just left townafter all was said and done and picked up with her evil ways in another town. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #8 February 14, 2007 I went on a long weekend and met a girl who i went skinny dipping with and had a BBQ on the beach etc, lots of us and it was purely friendly. We kissed on the cheek after i left and got her number. NOTHING in it what so ever. Well my ex only steals my phone and starts texting her "I feel really bad about what we did, i have a girlfriend" The reply was along the lines of "i know ytou have a girlfriend, you told me....what exactly did we do?" She must of thought i was such a fucking dork after that, thinking a kiss on the cheek ment i cheated or something 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #9 February 14, 2007 AAAhhhh... Fluffy KangaroosMy grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #10 February 14, 2007 QuoteAn ex of mine who seemed to always expect her "boat to come in" and got into one of these multi-level marketting scams, dumped me for a black guy she worked for. He got her pregnant shortly thereafter and dumped her. Some time after giving birth she had the fucking audacity to claim that the kid was mine despite the obvious fact that the kid was also black. Not entirely sure what I ever saw in this particular rocket surgeon. Last I heard she was on welfare...no big surprise. So I take it... you're not black? "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 843 #11 February 14, 2007 I think I may be working on one...gimme a week or two and I'll get back to you on that... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plowdirt 0 #12 February 14, 2007 OOOOHHHHH I got one for ya, but I have to wait for now. But just last week she changed my msn password and I can't get in it. so it went something like this, who's so and so. That nobody knows about. Wait till you here this 11 year soap opera. and I still have to deal with her for, as of May 07, 15 more years. () Your girl is an angel compared to my X The Ole' Goat, and she checks up on me here. Luv ya honey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #13 February 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteAn ex of mine who seemed to always expect her "boat to come in" and got into one of these multi-level marketting scams, dumped me for a black guy she worked for. He got her pregnant shortly thereafter and dumped her. Some time after giving birth she had the fucking audacity to claim that the kid was mine despite the obvious fact that the kid was also black. Not entirely sure what I ever saw in this particular rocket surgeon. Last I heard she was on welfare...no big surprise. So I take it... you're not black? As a matter of fact no. I have heard somewhere that there is a 1 in 10 Gazillion chance with some sort of gene issue ( is recessive genes the term?) that two white people could have a black baby, but come-on. Trying to say it is mine when the baby has the ethnic identity of the father. It would have been amusing if it wasn't so sad. My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #14 February 14, 2007 I used to work for a guy that had a similar situation and he had to pay child support until he got a paternity test at his expenseI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #15 February 15, 2007 I've several stories, including the ex of a new boyfriend, and one misidentification. They were weird...and too long a story to dash off just before I get going to school. So... My (abusive) ex, God love him (no one else does), about 4 months after we broke up, got in touch with my father. Yes, he'd hit me. Yes, he'd been emotionally and verbally abusive to me, and even after I left him (with broken ribs; he had a broken jaw...) and he'd healed, wanted to still hang with Dad. Tried to take Dad fishing, or just hang out with him, even though we were split. I put a stop to that, explaining to Dad how wrong that was, and how sick my ex was. Not sure why he liked Dad so much, but he did... About a month after that, my ex drives up in his truck (I could identify the truck; it's weird, but I can still identify that truck...and it still, on occasion, shows up in front of the house, 6 1/2 years later). Gets out, and knocks on my door. I hear him, sounding drunker than a skunk, hollering that he just wants to talk. And then I hear the distinctive sound of a shotgun cocking. Talk my ass - I bail out the back door, down the alley, to the gas station, and call the cops and my Dad, telling both what was going on and telling Dad to NOT answer the door. They took a bit of time getting to me, and as the cop car was driving back up the street, I saw my ex's truck going the other way. Cops didn't chase him (dammit), and there was no "evidence" he was at my door...so nothing ever came of it other than a report. Even in as large a city as Los Angeles is, I occasionally see him in his work truck driving 'round my city (he works here), and still, on occasion, see/hear his own truck idling outside (I think...). According to Dad, my ex has never appeared on Dad's doorstep, nor bothered him, except for a long letter he wrote to Dad about me, and about our relationship. Dad offered to "share" it with me, but I declined. I want nothing to do with that man. And, he was a terrible lover. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #16 February 15, 2007 You have.... 52 missed calls - 23 new messages. in the hour it took me to get home after walking out of a crazy situation.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #17 February 15, 2007 Quote You have.... 52 missed calls - 23 new messages. in the hour it took me to get home after walking out of a crazy situation.Ah now this is worth a whole new post your numbers thread. LOL. 1st #= missed calls and 2nd #= messages. My highest # received was 22/ 14. EXHAUSTING. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #18 February 15, 2007 QuoteQuote You have.... 52 missed calls - 23 new messages. in the hour it took me to get home after walking out of a crazy situation.Ah now this is worth a whole new post your numbers thread. LOL. 1st #= missed calls and 2nd #= messages. My highest # received was 22/ 14. EXHAUSTING. Wow my top was 13/5. That was many years ago... I never get in situations like that anymore thankfully. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
floridadiver81 0 #19 February 15, 2007 QuoteQuote You have.... 52 missed calls - 23 new messages. in the hour it took me to get home after walking out of a crazy situation.Ah now this is worth a whole new post your numbers thread. LOL. 1st #= missed calls and 2nd #= messages. My highest # received was 22/ 14. EXHAUSTING. My highest was 56 voicemails. I couldnt tell how many times she called becasue i was stationed on a ship at the time and big steel tin cans arent the best for cell phone reception. So in the 12 hours i was at work 56 voicemails were left.....52 of them being from her. needless to say that never had a chance of rekindling(this occured after the breakup)."Age has absolutely nothing to do with knowledge, learning, respect, attitude, or personality." -yardhippie "Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #20 February 15, 2007 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1302867#1302867 ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #21 February 15, 2007 QuoteQuoteI used to work for a guy that had a similar situation and he had to pay child support until he got a paternity test at his expense WTF? He had to pay for the test? I certainly hope your freind was able to sue for a refund on the support payments. I feel really sorry for the guy. My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
