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turtlespeed

If you can't . . .

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. . . be with the one you love, on this festive day, who really cares?

Fuck it!

Love the one you're with.

Now!

Yes, RIGHT FUCKING NOW! . . .

. . . and in really kinky, perverted, "I didn't know that was even possible with a human", bordrline scary kinda ways too!!!
>:( Yeah BABY!! :ph34r:>:( Whhoo Hooooo! Lets GET SOME!!!


Thank You.
This has been a Public Service Announcment.
The Management.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Turtle,

I have had these feelings building for you for a long time. But see, you've lived so far far far away. I want that gap to close! I want to slip inside your shell with you!

Turtle, will you marry me??????

From the bottom of my heart,
Weege



Yes.

. . . But do I have to lose my cell phone?[:/] I really like this one.[:/]
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Uhhhhh..................NO. Only guys live in my house. :S



Sorry -

Sucks to be you.:o

OK - OK - There can be an exception if there is not any gender there of your sexual preferance. Not that there's anything wrong with that, if that's what you're into.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Love the one you're with.



Well, right NOW, I'm in a trailer with 7 guys... Later, I'll be at home with my female cat... If I loved them all, I'd look like some fucking whore or something... :S

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Love the one you're with.



Well, right NOW, I'm in a trailer with 7 guys... Later, I'll be at home with my female cat... If I loved them all, I'd look like some fucking whore or something... :S



You can leave the cat out then if you are worried about your image.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOODNESS! HE SAID YES! HE SAID YES!







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What do you mean - Liz, "" . . . you know how much I have loved you. Ever since the night we saved Clay's phone from impending death.:o

I don't understand why you would . . . how you could . . . make FUN of my feelings like this.:|

You are so special to me, and in ways that I cannot fully describe in words.

What are you saying?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Can i just have good hot wild monkey sex with no love? Love ruins things.



Love, in the above statement is being used strictly in the physical sense.

Love = Animalistic - primordial sex
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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What do you mean - Liz, "" . . . you know how much I have loved you. Ever since the night we saved Clay's phone from impending death.:o

I don't understand why you would . . . how you could . . . make FUN of my feelings like this.:|

You are so special to me, and in ways that I cannot fully describe in words.

What are you saying?



It was a joke YOU F&C^(NG B*^^TCH! I didn't REALLY mean to propose to you!

(and thanks for the laugh... i had forgotten all about that Dublin moment)

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What do you mean - Liz, "" . . . you know how much I have loved you. Ever since the night we saved Clay's phone from impending death.:o

I don't understand why you would . . . how you could . . . make FUN of my feelings like this.:|

You are so special to me, and in ways that I cannot fully describe in words.

What are you saying?



It was a joke YOU F&C^(NG B*^^TCH! I didn't REALLY mean to propose to you!

(and thanks for the laugh... i had forgotten all about that Dublin moment)



Just like a woman to get a guy's hopes up and smash them, not unlike a 4000 pound safe landing perfectly flat on a large frog, after falling 450 or so feet, and just leave them to rot and then to simply dust away . . .

I'm going to climb up next to Cocheese on that water tower, anyone have any paint?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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What do you mean - Liz, "" . . . you know how much I have loved you. Ever since the night we saved Clay's phone from impending death.:o

I don't understand why you would . . . how you could . . . make FUN of my feelings like this.:|

You are so special to me, and in ways that I cannot fully describe in words.

What are you saying?



It was a joke YOU F&C^(NG B*^^TCH! I didn't REALLY mean to propose to you!

(and thanks for the laugh... i had forgotten all about that Dublin moment)



I don't find the humor in that. :|
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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