stitch 0 #1 January 31, 2007 Pick the month you were born in 1 - I raped 2 - I killed 3 - I ran shirtless with 4 - I banged 5 - I killed 6 - I cuddled with 7 - I needed 8 - I ran naked with 9 - I stabbed 10 - I ate out 11 - I slept with 12- I smoked with Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - the kool-aid man 02 - a horse 03 - a pickle 04 - your dealer 05 - Santa Claus 06 - a bag of weed 07 - a prostitute 08 - a Jew 09 - a ninja 10 - a homo 11 - Paris Hilton 12 - the Trojan man 13 - a whore 14 - a cat 15 - a toothbrush 16 - a glass of milk 17 - a condom 18 - YOUR MOM 19 - a crackhead 20 - my stapler 21 - your panties 22 - an easter egg 23 - a bisexual 24 - my ex 25 - a jar of honey 26 - a lesbian 27 - a French fry 28 - a homeless guy 29 - a pornstar 30 - a stripper 31 - Ur grandma Pick the color of shirt you are wearing White - Because thats how I roll! Black - because I'm sexy as hell! Pink - Because the lil people told me to! Red - because I have AMAZING boobs! Blue - because I'm a pimp and you're jealous! Polka Dots - because I hate my life! Purple - because I'm gay! Gray - because I love marijuana! Other - because I have double D's! Green - because I'm beautiful! Orange - because I smoke crack! Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose! Brown - because I had to! Shirtless - because I've got abs!"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildfan75 1 #2 January 31, 2007 I stabbed my ex because the lil' people told me to! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 January 31, 2007 Oh yeah? Well, I slept with a jar of honey because I'm sexy as hell!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #4 January 31, 2007 I ran naked with an easter egg Because thats how I roll!Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #5 January 31, 2007 I ran shirtless with the trojan man because I'm sexy as hell."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xenaswampjumper 0 #6 January 31, 2007 Posting myspace on DZ.com now??? LOL till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #7 January 31, 2007 I smoked with a french fry because I'm a pimp and you're jealous!~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #8 January 31, 2007 I stabbed a lesbian because thats how I roll!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #9 January 31, 2007 I killed the Kool-aid Man, cuz that's how I roll. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WatchYourStep 0 #10 January 31, 2007 I slept with your mom because I smoke crack. "You start off your skydiving career with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience up before your bag of luck runs out." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #11 January 31, 2007 I did one similar to this a few years back... only I didn't post the whole thing so everyone thought I was serious.... "I gave my number to a homeless guy, cuz I was drunk." To this day Lawrocket still teases me about it. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #12 January 31, 2007 I slept with a bisexual because I had to! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #13 January 31, 2007 I ran naked with a homeless guy because I had to and it was funI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 January 31, 2007 QuoteI ran naked with a homeless guy because I had to and it was fun And it most CERTIANLY wasn't the time you did it either! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #15 January 31, 2007 I ran naked with Ur grandma because I'm a pimp and you're jealous!"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #16 January 31, 2007 I killed a ninja because I'm sexy as hell If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xenaswampjumper 0 #17 January 31, 2007 QuoteI stabbed a lesbian because thats how I roll!! till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #18 January 31, 2007 cute way to find out people's b-days. people can be so gullible. oh btw.... I banged Paris Hilton because I'm a pimp and you're jealous! www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brits17 0 #19 January 31, 2007 QuoteOh yeah? Well, I slept with a jar of honey because I'm sexy as hell! You whore. I cuddled with a jar of honey because that's how I roll. _______________________ aerialkinetics.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #20 January 31, 2007 QuoteQuoteOh yeah? Well, I slept with a jar of honey because I'm sexy as hell! You whore. I cuddled with a jar of honey because that's how I roll. Well, apparently we know how to win the jar of honey: you have to put out. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 January 31, 2007 I raped a lesbian because i have AMAZING boobs. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallinbear 0 #22 January 31, 2007 I ran naked with a lesbian because I'm a pimp and you're jealous!!I don't want to make all the decisions because if I screw up, then I can't blame it on you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #23 January 31, 2007 I killed the Trojan Man because I'm sexy as hell. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #24 January 31, 2007 I cuddled with a lesbian because I'm a pimp and you're jealous! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #25 January 31, 2007 I ran naked with a jar of honey, because your dad came home early to surprise your mom with flowers & a night out on the town!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
