Lindercles 0 #26 January 31, 2007 I banged my stapler because I'm beautiful. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryanocerous 0 #27 January 31, 2007 I needed my ex because i have abs! pheer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #28 January 31, 2007 I ate out a homo because I am gay How uncanny....Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #29 January 31, 2007 I ran naked with my stapler because I'm sexy as hell! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #30 January 31, 2007 QuoteI ate out a homo because I am gay How uncanny.... Lisa!! And you're going to announce that to the world? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #31 January 31, 2007 I killed a french fry because I have double Ds! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Beerlight 0 #32 January 31, 2007 I ate out your panties because I'm a pimp and your jealous! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lastchance 0 #33 January 31, 2007 I needed a horse because I love marijuana. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #34 January 31, 2007 I cuddled with a homo because I'm gay! Uh...She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Acoisa 0 #35 January 31, 2007 I banged the trojan man because I love marijuana.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #36 January 31, 2007 I stabbed your panties because I love marijuana. Huh?~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #37 January 31, 2007 QuoteI stabbed your panties because I love marijuana. Huh?EXACTLY. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flygirl1 0 #38 February 1, 2007 I ran naked with Santa Claus Because thats how I roll!Fly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #39 February 1, 2007 QuoteI ran naked with Santa Claus Because thats how I roll! So that's how you get to be 'Naughty & Nice' at the same time*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #40 February 1, 2007 I killed Santa Claus because I love marijuana. He had some good shit, man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites plowdirt 0 #41 February 1, 2007 I killed a cat cause I smoke crack, and I'm a pimp and your jealous thats how I roll. I'm wearing a tie dye I got at the convention a few years ago. I was thinking that was a line from the white wrapper show. "I needed a whore because I love marijuana" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #42 February 1, 2007 I ate out the Trojan man because I have AMAZING boobs! Now I've just got to figure out where the Trojan man is.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #43 February 1, 2007 Joe cuddled with a whore because he's a pimp and you're jealous!!! Damn, my hubby gets around! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hookitt 1 #44 February 1, 2007 I ate out a porn star because I'm a pimp and you're jealous!My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PRSKY71 0 #45 February 1, 2007 I cuddled a lesbian because I'm sexy as hell!! (Too funny)Character cannot be made except by a steady, long continued process. -- Phillips Brooks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JSBIRD 1 #46 February 1, 2007 I ran naked with a bag of weed, because I love marijuana. 359"Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #47 February 1, 2007 I ran naked with a lesbian because that's how I roll!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Acensky 0 #48 February 1, 2007 I banged the kool-aid man beacuse I have amazing boobs HeatherGarbage bags do not make good parachutes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #49 February 1, 2007 OH YEAH, I WANNA BE THE KOOLAID MAN Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheStepchild 0 #50 February 1, 2007 QuoteOH YEAH, I WANNA BE THE KOOLAID MAN Really?? Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 2 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Beerlight 0 #32 January 31, 2007 I ate out your panties because I'm a pimp and your jealous! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #33 January 31, 2007 I needed a horse because I love marijuana. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #34 January 31, 2007 I cuddled with a homo because I'm gay! Uh...She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Acoisa 0 #35 January 31, 2007 I banged the trojan man because I love marijuana.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #36 January 31, 2007 I stabbed your panties because I love marijuana. Huh?~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #37 January 31, 2007 QuoteI stabbed your panties because I love marijuana. Huh?EXACTLY. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl1 0 #38 February 1, 2007 I ran naked with Santa Claus Because thats how I roll!Fly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #39 February 1, 2007 QuoteI ran naked with Santa Claus Because thats how I roll! So that's how you get to be 'Naughty & Nice' at the same time*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #40 February 1, 2007 I killed Santa Claus because I love marijuana. He had some good shit, man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plowdirt 0 #41 February 1, 2007 I killed a cat cause I smoke crack, and I'm a pimp and your jealous thats how I roll. I'm wearing a tie dye I got at the convention a few years ago. I was thinking that was a line from the white wrapper show. "I needed a whore because I love marijuana" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #42 February 1, 2007 I ate out the Trojan man because I have AMAZING boobs! Now I've just got to figure out where the Trojan man is.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #43 February 1, 2007 Joe cuddled with a whore because he's a pimp and you're jealous!!! Damn, my hubby gets around! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #44 February 1, 2007 I ate out a porn star because I'm a pimp and you're jealous!My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PRSKY71 0 #45 February 1, 2007 I cuddled a lesbian because I'm sexy as hell!! (Too funny)Character cannot be made except by a steady, long continued process. -- Phillips Brooks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JSBIRD 1 #46 February 1, 2007 I ran naked with a bag of weed, because I love marijuana. 359"Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #47 February 1, 2007 I ran naked with a lesbian because that's how I roll!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Acensky 0 #48 February 1, 2007 I banged the kool-aid man beacuse I have amazing boobs HeatherGarbage bags do not make good parachutes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #49 February 1, 2007 OH YEAH, I WANNA BE THE KOOLAID MAN Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheStepchild 0 #50 February 1, 2007 QuoteOH YEAH, I WANNA BE THE KOOLAID MAN Really?? Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
