Andy_Copland 0 #1 February 11, 2007 I keep missing the toilet and my mum keeps slapping me.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #3 February 11, 2007 is it time to go back the the cheerios method for practicing amin again ? or is a drunk issue ? lolSO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 February 11, 2007 Im never drunk 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #5 February 11, 2007 on the 2% tesco lager hardly surprising Andy Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #6 February 11, 2007 No tescos shit for me today 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,027 #7 February 11, 2007 Sign in a restroom (that's an American euphemism, you don't really go there for a rest): "We aim to please. You aim too, please."... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #8 February 11, 2007 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #9 February 11, 2007 and your a virgin too I bet ?SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #10 February 11, 2007 British restroom, "While you're reading what I put, you are pissing on your foot" inside the cubicle "Here I sit broken hearted paid my penny an only farted" Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #11 February 11, 2007 Who told you Im actually not, i plundered next doors dogs pussy.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sane 0 #12 February 11, 2007 Written high on the wall in the restrooms "if you can pee above this line, the hills borrow fire department wants you" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #13 February 11, 2007 I prefer the sheep the don't tent to biteSO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #14 February 12, 2007 I've got this burnin sensation when I pee, when I'm standing in a public bathroom ... people stop & take a look at me. I've got this burning sensation when I pee, I gotta damn good feelin' your the one ... who gave it to me... R Carrington*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #15 February 12, 2007 leave them ho's alone andy, andy leave them ho's alone..........if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #16 February 12, 2007 I went into medical this morning because my face was all swollen from getting hit in the face with a hockey puck during my game last night. While there, another marine got a call from his girlfriend saying she had Clymidia (Spelling???). Therefore, he was there to get his "bore punched"... to get the "chamber checked out"... or plainly put, to have a giant metal cotton swab shoved up his wee wee to see if he had it too... I had it done in high school... definately not on my list of things to do again. Poor guy... said he tested negative though... now he's wondering where his SO got it... I smell drama... anyone else have their weenie tube violated by an oversized q-tip???Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ncfitzge 0 #17 February 13, 2007 Hmm, Holland the good ole days....#148 Sonic Scrat "Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the eyes?" Woodpecker pulling out his pants pockets to the waitress Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #18 February 13, 2007 QuoteI keep missing the toilet and my mum keeps slapping me. Quote I always have your Mum hold mine while I pee! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #19 February 13, 2007 hahaha I've never had that problem I bag my junk , Got to love the army. there is anothe test for it thats no pain at all but leave it to the medics to use the most painfull waySO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
