swedishcelt 0 #1 February 10, 2007 I have the power to... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #2 February 10, 2007 remove the heat from a room? HSBM. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 February 10, 2007 Don't all women? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #4 February 10, 2007 You know. I never understood the "colder than a witch's tit". Why on earth would a witch have a cold tit? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 February 10, 2007 Happy Birthday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 February 10, 2007 She's Jewish? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #7 February 10, 2007 Nah. She'd have like... fire tits. Icky ones. And Randy, HSBM is one of my super powers, yes... but... I have ANOTHER!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #8 February 10, 2007 Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JSBIRD 1 #9 February 10, 2007 QuoteYou know. I never understood the "colder than a witch's tit". Why on earth would a witch have a cold tit? As the warm, nurturing female breast of a mother is considered a source of comfort and giver of life, I can only suppose the opposite personality would have a cold mammary. 359"Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #10 February 10, 2007 QuoteI have the power to... . . . to confuse men? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #11 February 10, 2007 Nah. Apparently I have the power to get anybody to say the word, 'hiney' in a conversation. It's amazing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #12 February 10, 2007 QuoteNah. Apparently I have the power to get anybody to say the word, 'hiney' in a conversation. It's amazing. There is absolutely no way in hell you could get me to say hiney in a conversation. Oh, wait ... SHIT! "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #13 February 10, 2007 See??? It's absolutely freaking amazing!!! Here I thought I was on the side of the light force too... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #14 February 10, 2007 QuoteSee??? It's absolutely freaking amazing!!! Here I thought I was on the side of the light force too... Perhaps... "Feel the power of the Light Hiney..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #15 February 10, 2007 LMAO!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #16 February 10, 2007 QuoteI have the power to... .....withstand Skinnyshrek's gas?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #17 February 10, 2007 Um... I said I was a superhero, not a Goddess. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #18 February 10, 2007 I thought you were a goddess. My dreams are shattered. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #19 February 10, 2007 I am only a Goddess to certain people. It's one of my alter egos. To you and everyone else, I am just a superhero. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #20 February 10, 2007 You'll always be my long lost goddess that won't sing to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #21 February 10, 2007 I am probably singing this weekend too. Too bad. I have a Nina Simone, Etta James, Ella Fitzgerald line up. Should be quite pleasing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #22 February 10, 2007 QuoteNah. Apparently I have the power to get anybody to say the word, 'hiney' in a conversation. It's amazing. Apparently, after last night's experiences, I have the power to get anybody in the room to slap me on the hiney. *ouch* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #23 February 10, 2007 Kick them in the head. It works for me when they do that. Any Newport skydivers out there? Maybe some of us can hang out somewhere after I'm done with my set? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #24 February 10, 2007 I think you should sing me a lil practice song since I'm your biggest fan. Awe... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gene03 0 #25 February 10, 2007 Along with the apology. "Did I just do that? I'm sorry, It's just a reflex."“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
swedishcelt 0 #11 February 10, 2007 Nah. Apparently I have the power to get anybody to say the word, 'hiney' in a conversation. It's amazing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #12 February 10, 2007 QuoteNah. Apparently I have the power to get anybody to say the word, 'hiney' in a conversation. It's amazing. There is absolutely no way in hell you could get me to say hiney in a conversation. Oh, wait ... SHIT! "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #13 February 10, 2007 See??? It's absolutely freaking amazing!!! Here I thought I was on the side of the light force too... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 February 10, 2007 QuoteSee??? It's absolutely freaking amazing!!! Here I thought I was on the side of the light force too... Perhaps... "Feel the power of the Light Hiney..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #16 February 10, 2007 QuoteI have the power to... .....withstand Skinnyshrek's gas?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #17 February 10, 2007 Um... I said I was a superhero, not a Goddess. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #18 February 10, 2007 I thought you were a goddess. My dreams are shattered. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #19 February 10, 2007 I am only a Goddess to certain people. It's one of my alter egos. To you and everyone else, I am just a superhero. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #20 February 10, 2007 You'll always be my long lost goddess that won't sing to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #21 February 10, 2007 I am probably singing this weekend too. Too bad. I have a Nina Simone, Etta James, Ella Fitzgerald line up. Should be quite pleasing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #22 February 10, 2007 QuoteNah. Apparently I have the power to get anybody to say the word, 'hiney' in a conversation. It's amazing. Apparently, after last night's experiences, I have the power to get anybody in the room to slap me on the hiney. *ouch* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #23 February 10, 2007 Kick them in the head. It works for me when they do that. Any Newport skydivers out there? Maybe some of us can hang out somewhere after I'm done with my set? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #24 February 10, 2007 I think you should sing me a lil practice song since I'm your biggest fan. Awe... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #25 February 10, 2007 Along with the apology. "Did I just do that? I'm sorry, It's just a reflex."“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
