BillyVance 34 #1 February 9, 2007 Man, we skydivers can join the mile high club for a lot less than what these outfits are charging... they aint got nuthin on us. Here's a bit of a risque idea for a Valentine's Day adventure, how about a mile-high club flight? The Observer has a story on England's first mile-high club service, which takes off from an airfield in Gloucestershire on a twin-engined Piper Aztec, outfitted for two. Couples can arrange for a "quickie" flight which is 30 minutes up to a "VIP" flight which lasts 90 minutes. After your flight you get a certificate ( would you really want to hang that on your wall?). Prices start from £250 for a 'Quickie' (30 minutes), and go up to £750 for a 'VIP' (an impressive 90 minutes). Discretion is promised and at the end you get a certificate. The service is due to start later this year. Here in the States you can find a variety of similar services. A website devoted to the mile-high club lists companies that offer these types of flights and there are whole businesses such as Mile High Atlanta dedicated to helping couples reach their goal."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 February 9, 2007 Can anyone say....TAX WRITE-OFF!!! Woo-hoo, I'm buying an airplane!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 February 9, 2007 QuoteCan anyone say....TAX WRITE-OFF!!! Woo-hoo, I'm buying an airplane!!! And offer video services for $100 extra! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 February 9, 2007 Why don't people just have sex in Denver? It's a lot easier. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #5 February 9, 2007 QuoteWhy don't people just have sex in Denver? It's a lot easier. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #6 February 9, 2007 QuoteQuoteCan anyone say....TAX WRITE-OFF!!! Woo-hoo, I'm buying an airplane!!! And offer video services for $100 extra! Piper Warrior II...small enough to be affordable, but has a back seat for two...$35,000. Guy to sit right-seat with video...hell I could get anyone to do that. Lessee...$150 for 30 minutes...yeah, we'd be doing ok. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,108 #7 February 9, 2007 I used my own plane... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #8 February 9, 2007 QuoteWhy don't people just have sex in Denver? It's a lot easier. Yeah but the view wouldn't be nearly as panoramic. Edited to add: besides if it were that easy then I could consider myself a member living as close to Big Bear as I do. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #9 February 9, 2007 Quote I used my own plane Hmmm....you were flying, and then she would have...hmmm. Well then, mister, You cannot get by and try to vote 'yes' on the roadhead polls... Technically, if you were flying, it would have been 'airhead'. You can tell people that you had airhead. Ha-ha, 'airhead'. -Now where have I heard that term before...? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zing 2 #10 February 9, 2007 Well, you can hire a plane and fuck your brains out in the back with a partner, but it won't make you a member of the Mile High Club. In order to qualify for membership, the potential candidate is required to commit a sex act with the pilot in command of the aircraft. Anything less is merely airborne fucking.Zing Lurks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #11 February 9, 2007 Quote Here in the States you can find a variety of similar services. A website devoted to the mile-high club lists companies that offer these types of flights and there are whole businesses such as Mile High Atlanta dedicated to helping couples reach their goal. Yeah. I built AirTroductions for the NETWORKING. Sheesh. Shakes head. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #12 February 9, 2007 BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! Ok that was funny.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #13 February 10, 2007 Butte Mt. is a mile high also. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 February 10, 2007 The Ford Tri-Motor at WFFC advertised a similar service. Hey, but how about the most famous MHC member? Our astronaut-in-the-news. "Wanna join the 200-mile high club...?" You gotta know they were doing the nasty. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites diablopilot 2 #15 February 10, 2007 QuoteWhy don't people just have sex in Denver? It's a lot easier. I used to get all out of breath.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites diablopilot 2 #16 February 10, 2007 SkyDance SkyDiving used to (does) something like that on V-day.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites csbrady 0 #17 February 10, 2007 i know what me and the gf are doing for V-day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 16 #18 February 10, 2007 QuoteWhy don't people just have sex in Denver? It's a lot easier. Wooh! I'm in the mile high club! Beeer! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 16 #19 February 10, 2007 Quote In order to qualify for membership, the potential candidate is required to commit a sex act with the pilot in command of the aircraft. Anything less is merely airborne fucking. As an air traffic controller, that sounds exactly like something a pilot would say. I'd say doing the controller riding in the jumpseat would qualify too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 16 #20 February 10, 2007 Quote Technically, if you were flying, it would have been 'airhead'. You can tell people that you had airhead. I saw an NTSB report from a plane crash in Nevada quire a few years ago that stated that was going on at the time of the crash, due to evidence found at the site. Blood alcohol content was in the high teens on both the pilot and passenger. Dang, what a way to go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skycat 0 #21 February 10, 2007 QuoteWell, you can hire a plane and fuck your brains out in the back with a partner, but it won't make you a member of the Mile High Club. In order to qualify for membership, the potential candidate is required to commit a sex act with the pilot in command of the aircraft. Anything less is merely airborne fucking. So if Hooknswoop and I were in an airplane, that he was going to fly, at Jeffco airport (just northwest of Denver) we would be fucking a mile ASL with a pilot in command. Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kallend 2,108 #22 February 10, 2007 QuoteQuote I used my own plane Hmmm....you were flying, and then she would have...hmmm. Well then, mister, You cannot get by and try to vote 'yes' on the roadhead polls... Technically, if you were flying, it would have been 'airhead'. You can tell people that you had airhead. Ha-ha, 'airhead'. -Now where have I heard that term before...? You may assume anything you want. We are still members. And if you've seen the size of Mooney cabin, you will realize that it was quite a challenge.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
diablopilot 2 #15 February 10, 2007 QuoteWhy don't people just have sex in Denver? It's a lot easier. I used to get all out of breath.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #16 February 10, 2007 SkyDance SkyDiving used to (does) something like that on V-day.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
csbrady 0 #17 February 10, 2007 i know what me and the gf are doing for V-day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #18 February 10, 2007 QuoteWhy don't people just have sex in Denver? It's a lot easier. Wooh! I'm in the mile high club! Beeer! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #19 February 10, 2007 Quote In order to qualify for membership, the potential candidate is required to commit a sex act with the pilot in command of the aircraft. Anything less is merely airborne fucking. As an air traffic controller, that sounds exactly like something a pilot would say. I'd say doing the controller riding in the jumpseat would qualify too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 16 #20 February 10, 2007 Quote Technically, if you were flying, it would have been 'airhead'. You can tell people that you had airhead. I saw an NTSB report from a plane crash in Nevada quire a few years ago that stated that was going on at the time of the crash, due to evidence found at the site. Blood alcohol content was in the high teens on both the pilot and passenger. Dang, what a way to go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skycat 0 #21 February 10, 2007 QuoteWell, you can hire a plane and fuck your brains out in the back with a partner, but it won't make you a member of the Mile High Club. In order to qualify for membership, the potential candidate is required to commit a sex act with the pilot in command of the aircraft. Anything less is merely airborne fucking. So if Hooknswoop and I were in an airplane, that he was going to fly, at Jeffco airport (just northwest of Denver) we would be fucking a mile ASL with a pilot in command. Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kallend 2,108 #22 February 10, 2007 QuoteQuote I used my own plane Hmmm....you were flying, and then she would have...hmmm. Well then, mister, You cannot get by and try to vote 'yes' on the roadhead polls... Technically, if you were flying, it would have been 'airhead'. You can tell people that you had airhead. Ha-ha, 'airhead'. -Now where have I heard that term before...? You may assume anything you want. We are still members. And if you've seen the size of Mooney cabin, you will realize that it was quite a challenge.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
JohnMitchell 16 #20 February 10, 2007 Quote Technically, if you were flying, it would have been 'airhead'. You can tell people that you had airhead. I saw an NTSB report from a plane crash in Nevada quire a few years ago that stated that was going on at the time of the crash, due to evidence found at the site. Blood alcohol content was in the high teens on both the pilot and passenger. Dang, what a way to go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #21 February 10, 2007 QuoteWell, you can hire a plane and fuck your brains out in the back with a partner, but it won't make you a member of the Mile High Club. In order to qualify for membership, the potential candidate is required to commit a sex act with the pilot in command of the aircraft. Anything less is merely airborne fucking. So if Hooknswoop and I were in an airplane, that he was going to fly, at Jeffco airport (just northwest of Denver) we would be fucking a mile ASL with a pilot in command. Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,108 #22 February 10, 2007 QuoteQuote I used my own plane Hmmm....you were flying, and then she would have...hmmm. Well then, mister, You cannot get by and try to vote 'yes' on the roadhead polls... Technically, if you were flying, it would have been 'airhead'. You can tell people that you had airhead. Ha-ha, 'airhead'. -Now where have I heard that term before...? You may assume anything you want. We are still members. And if you've seen the size of Mooney cabin, you will realize that it was quite a challenge.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
