Twoply 0 #1 February 10, 2007 I just leaned over to take a swig of beer and spilled it on my newborn. I feel like white trash. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cjsgrlsx3 0 #2 February 10, 2007 Don't you know you should never hold and baby and drink a beer at the same time............or maybe that is what's making you drink the beer! Get some sleep! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
csbrady 0 #3 February 10, 2007 thats not bad...your just teaching them while there young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #4 February 10, 2007 QuoteI just leaned over to take a swig of beer and spilled it on my newborn. I feel like white trash. Well you probably are! Many years ago I used to see European women give their little ones a shot of brandy before getting on the planes. Of course EVERYONE enjoyed the flights better when the little tykes passed out! So I guess white trash ain't restricted to Americans. "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #5 February 10, 2007 You're new at this aren't you? Dude, the beer goes IN the bottle before you give it to 'em.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #6 February 10, 2007 Isnt that how white trailer trash people baptize their babies? Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #7 February 10, 2007 Quote I feel like white trash. Wait until you go to the store and all you have in your cart is diapers and beer. Then you're there. Make sure you're wearing a dirty wife beater. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #8 February 10, 2007 QuoteOf course EVERYONE enjoyed the flights better when the little tykes passed out! Want 'em still. Try Benedryl or No need to slap 'em-Dimatap 'emI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #9 February 10, 2007 That's not white trash. Spilling Coors Light on a newborn is white trash. I spilled a Chimay Cinq Cents on my son a couple of years ago, and felt miserable about wasting that beer. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #10 February 10, 2007 QuoteI just leaned over to take a swig of beer and spilled it on my newborn. I feel like white trash.What do you mean "feel like"?? As I remember it, you buy your firearms at Walmart. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazelos 0 #11 February 10, 2007 QuoteThat's not white trash. Spilling Coors Light on a newborn is white trash. I spilled a Chimay Cinq Cents on my son a couple of years ago, and felt miserable about wasting that beer. Coors?! That's cat's piss, not beer! EughHe who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
