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Nothin' says lovin' like a BJ and gettin' your willy wet:D... HOO HOO!!!!

Edit to add: (Said in the voice of the Pilsbury Dough Boy)
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Since it's a workday and can't jump.......some hot monkey luvin would be an acceptable gift;)



We do that all the time. ;):):$

He's planned a dinner for Saturday night and next Wednesday (dinner train). So, I want to do something nice for him. :)
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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
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Nothin' says lovin' like a BJ and gettin' your willy wet:D... HOO HOO!!!!



ding... ding... ding... We have a WINNER !!!



Does that mean I win my self-stated prize???:o
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Nothin' says lovin' like a BJ and gettin' your willy wet:D... HOO HOO!!!!



ding... ding... ding... We have a WINNER !!!



Does that mean I win my self-stated prize???:o



Be assured I won't be delivering your gift... but I think that many are deserving of it... myself included.

Unfortunately, there is little hope for me [:/]
"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

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Nothin' says lovin' like a BJ and gettin' your willy wet:D... HOO HOO!!!!



ding... ding... ding... We have a WINNER !!!



Does that mean I win my self-stated prize???:o



Be assured I won't be delivering your gift... but I think that many are deserving of it... myself included.

Unfortunately, there is little hope for me [:/]



Glad you won't be delivering it... no offense, but I'd much rather receive it from a good lookin' skybabe.:P
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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i know it is hard to believe but at the top of every mans wish list is...

drumroll please....

an unsolicited, no hassle blow job. to completion.

On the top of my list is an ATM to completion. >:(
"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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nothing and that what I told my wife we dont need no stinking Hallmark Day to profess our love and care for each other.
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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My honey said that the Hershey's Chocolate syrup and Rediwhip is great:P

so does that poor fucker only get that once a year, we treat each other all year round, and dont have a need for a global marketing campaign to influence us:P
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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My honey said that the Hershey's Chocolate syrup and Rediwhip is great:P

so does that poor fucker only get that once a year, we treat each other all year round, and dont have a need for a global marketing campaign to influence us:P


Year round...often;)
to save it for once a year would suck.





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