guppie01 0 #1 February 9, 2007 Hey Guys, What would you like as a gift for Valentine's Day? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #2 February 9, 2007 QuoteHey Guys, What would you like as a gift for Valentine's Day? g Porno and a hummer. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #3 February 9, 2007 Since it's a workday and can't jump.......some hot monkey luvin would be an acceptable gift Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #4 February 9, 2007 Nothin' says lovin' like a BJ and gettin' your willy wet... HOO HOO!!!! Edit to add: (Said in the voice of the Pilsbury Dough Boy)Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #5 February 9, 2007 QuoteHey Guys, What would you like as a gift for Valentine's Day? g The best gift my honey could give me is her own happiness and fulfillment... I'm sorry; I just threw up a little in my mouth..."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Psychoz 0 #6 February 9, 2007 I want a sunny day so I can finish my training!So long and thanks for all the fish!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 41 #7 February 9, 2007 QuoteNothin' says lovin' like a BJ and gettin' your willy wet... HOO HOO!!!! ding... ding... ding... We have a WINNER !!!"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #8 February 9, 2007 QuoteSince it's a workday and can't jump.......some hot monkey luvin would be an acceptable gift We do that all the time. He's planned a dinner for Saturday night and next Wednesday (dinner train). So, I want to do something nice for him. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #9 February 9, 2007 QuoteSo, I want to do something nice for him. I have a suggestion but I know your answer would be "Exit Only!" "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #10 February 9, 2007 Matthew not nice! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #11 February 9, 2007 QuoteQuoteNothin' says lovin' like a BJ and gettin' your willy wet... HOO HOO!!!! ding... ding... ding... We have a WINNER !!! Does that mean I win my self-stated prize???Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 41 #12 February 9, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteNothin' says lovin' like a BJ and gettin' your willy wet... HOO HOO!!!! ding... ding... ding... We have a WINNER !!! Does that mean I win my self-stated prize??? Be assured I won't be delivering your gift... but I think that many are deserving of it... myself included. Unfortunately, there is little hope for me "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #13 February 9, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteNothin' says lovin' like a BJ and gettin' your willy wet... HOO HOO!!!! ding... ding... ding... We have a WINNER !!! Does that mean I win my self-stated prize??? Be assured I won't be delivering your gift... but I think that many are deserving of it... myself included. Unfortunately, there is little hope for me Glad you won't be delivering it... no offense, but I'd much rather receive it from a good lookin' skybabe.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #14 February 9, 2007 An all expenses paid trip to the local Titty Emporium. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #15 February 10, 2007 well this is sort of related to the V-Day gift for guys... http://www.row2k.com/features/features.cfm?action=read&id=301&vid=20 I thought it was pretty funny... but you kind of have to be a rower to know why... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #16 February 10, 2007 i know it is hard to believe but at the top of every mans wish list is... drumroll please.... an unsolicited, no hassle blow job. to completion.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #17 February 10, 2007 Quotei know it is hard to believe but at the top of every mans wish list is... drumroll please.... an unsolicited, no hassle blow job. to completion.On the top of my list is an ATM to completion. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #18 February 10, 2007 dude, not everyone here is an internet porn junkie. you are going to have to spell it out.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #19 February 10, 2007 Ass-to-Mouth............you'll figure it out. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #20 February 10, 2007 I was just looking for those that AREN'T porn junkies. thought I wasn't?namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #21 February 10, 2007 nothing and that what I told my wife we dont need no stinking Hallmark Day to profess our love and care for each other.You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #22 February 10, 2007 My honey said that the Hershey's Chocolate syrup and Rediwhip is great _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #23 February 10, 2007 QuoteMy honey said that the Hershey's Chocolate syrup and Rediwhip is great so does that poor fucker only get that once a year, we treat each other all year round, and dont have a need for a global marketing campaign to influence usYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #24 February 10, 2007 QuoteQuoteMy honey said that the Hershey's Chocolate syrup and Rediwhip is great so does that poor fucker only get that once a year, we treat each other all year round, and dont have a need for a global marketing campaign to influence us Year round...often to save it for once a year would suck. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #25 February 10, 2007 Lingerie. But they never seem to get my size right. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites