turtlespeed 226 #1 February 9, 2007 . . . In breaking news - Anna Nicole-Smith is now thought to have commited suicide because of all the media exposure from Shayna Richardson's dental work and Scott Lutz having a baby while trying out for the PST. In an editorial - the editor of the editing branch of the local editor's editing guild responded with, "It was about time". But refused to revise his statement.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 February 9, 2007 GODDAMN IT!! My side hurts!!!! I was trying to drink this cup of coffee ice water and LMAO at the same time... ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #3 February 9, 2007 I just heard that a 3rd man is now claiming to be the father of her daughter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #4 February 9, 2007 QuoteI just heard that a 3rd man is now claiming to be the father of her daughter. Yeah. That would be 'Rick', the AFF instructor. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #5 February 9, 2007 But I heard she was seeing the pilot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #6 February 9, 2007 QuoteBut I heard she was seeing the pilot Yeah...but Scott Lutz is seeing the pilot, too. He's his gay lover. He just banged Shayna to get her pregnant to piss off Anna Nicole, who was banging the pilot...who is also Scott's gay lover. Edit for clarity!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #7 February 9, 2007 Damn these love pentagons! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #8 February 9, 2007 QuoteI just heard that a 3rd man is now claiming to be the father of her daughter. Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband. This just gets weirder and weirder. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #9 February 9, 2007 so, Shanya drove cross state to kill Anna because of this love triangle i presume?CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 February 9, 2007 QuoteQuoteI just heard that a 3rd man is now claiming to be the father of her daughter. Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband. This just gets weirder and weirder. Well it could have been that Tory Spelling was involved somehow as well - there is speculation that K-Fed was boinking her to get custody of the Pilot.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #11 February 9, 2007 PLEASE! Won't SOMEBODY think of the astronauts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 February 9, 2007 QuotePLEASE! Won't SOMEBODY think of the astronauts! It . . . Depends!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #13 February 9, 2007 Quoteso, Shanya drove cross state to kill Anna because of this love triangle i presume? No, Anna Nicole committed suicide because she couldn't bang ANYONE enough to stay in the spotlight on MSNBC. Tragic.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #14 February 9, 2007 *** NEWS FLASH *** This just in: ACMESkydiver will attempt to make a single post on this day WITHOUT the need to re-edit it after an initial post and edit due to multiple grammatical, spelling and syntax mistakes. Stay tuned. Edited for grammatically challengers posts taken to edit the originally ungrammatically sound post to which an edit would have been required if anyone really would have pointed out the true error. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #15 February 9, 2007 QuoteACMESkydiver will attempt to make a single post on this day WITHOUT the need to re-edit it after an initial post and edit for multiple grammatical, spelling and syntax mistakes. That sentence doesn't make sense. I think you need to edit it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #16 February 9, 2007 Just saw on the news that in addition to all the wannabe baby daddies claiming the baby prize that Anna Nicole had sperm from her old dead geezer husband frozen and he could also be the father.The older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 February 9, 2007 QuoteQuoteACMESkydiver will attempt to make a single post on this day WITHOUT the need to re-edit it after an initial post and edit for multiple grammatical, spelling and syntax mistakes. That sentence doesn't make sense. I think you need to edit it. Yeah, and there needs to be a comma between the segments, "a single post", and "on this day." There should also be a comma between the segments, "on this day", and "WITHOUT." I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #18 February 9, 2007 QuoteQuotePLEASE! Won't SOMEBODY think of the astronauts! It . . . Depends! Booooo. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 February 9, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuotePLEASE! Won't SOMEBODY think of the astronauts! It . . . Depends! Booooo. Come'on! It was worth a chuckle. - you know it was.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #20 February 9, 2007 QuoteQuoteI just heard that a 3rd man is now claiming to be the father of her daughter. Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband. This just gets weirder and weirder. I thought you were kidding! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #21 February 9, 2007 I like the line in the "ANS" investigation, "No illegal drugs were found, only prescription drugs". Supposedly, that rules out drug abuse and overdose. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
