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What Should You Do When You Find a Quasi-Aussie Between Your Legs?

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Yeah, it really was a brilliant swan dive by one of our fellow dz.com postwhores.:D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Was he trying to Grue-grope you in the air or something? He reminded me of that monkey who sniffed his own finger and fell out of the tree. :D:D
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Definitely close your eyes and think of England. Please check back with us in a few weeks to let us know if you're now pregnant.
The vid (especially had it been at full speed) reminds me of the joke about Superman banging Wonder Woman (see below for those who haven't heard it..)


One day, Superman is flying around the city on a beautiful afternoon. While doing so, he comes across Wonder Woman sunbathing nude on top of a skyscraper. Her eyes are closed, so she doesn't notice him. Superman thinks to himself "Oh man, with my super speed, I could fly over there, bang her at ultra speed, and fly away without her even seeing me." He does so, and he is in and out in a blink of an eye. As he flies away, Wonder Woman exclaims, "What the fuck was that!?" The Invisible Man responds, "I don't know, but DAMN my ass hurts!"

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Just like Quasi-Aussie

Wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am.

Gone in milli-seconds.
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Was it good for you, too?
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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