I'm proud of myself

[skysprite 0]

I've always hated spiders. If I couldn't get someone else to kill them for me, I'd use about ten klenex tissues, a whole roll of toilet paper, several paper towels, etc etc to kill them. Well today as I was getting dressed an ugly spider quickly crawled over the top of my dresser. My first reaction was to scream like a little girl then run get something to kill it with! Instead, I screamed like a little girl then smashed the fuck out of it with my bare fist!

That's growth, right?

Note: Please don't turn this into a "Hey sprite, would you smash THIS spider with your bare fist??" thread. I don't want to see pictures of ugly spiders that will come stalk me at night for killing their friend so cold heartedly this morning.

~skysprite

[azdav 0]

Hey Tiff, just a suggestion but you can get a gallon jug of bug-be-gone @ home depot for around $10.

Did you scream like Mel Gibson in Braveheart?

Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.

[popsjumper 2]

Definitely bad-assed.

Me? You could probably STILL heard me screaming as I passed traffic on I-285.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[cocheese 0]

My problem is that i often let them live. Poor wittle spiders.... then i come to my senses and break out the vacuume and go on a killing spree. Hopefully it kills them.

[skysprite 0]

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My problem is that i often let them live. Poor wittle spiders.... then i come to my senses and break out the vacuume and go on a killing spree. Hopefully it kills them.

I heard that when you vacuum them up like that they live in there and breed a vacuum bag size army! Be careful, soon you'll have an army of spiders crawling out your vacuum's orifices, marching to attack! If it comes to that, you just lost a fighter. I'll be sick that day.

~skysprite

[boinky 0]

Fast Fact:

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*The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[Zing 2]

According to arachnologists, the average human is never more than 3 feet from a spider.
If all spiders were eradicated from the earth, the insect population would overwhelm the planet in about a week.

Zing Lurks

[Broke 0]

So were you naked while killing this spider, and if so where it the video of it

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[pds 0]

Oh, wait... you said you DIDN'T want to turn this into a 'would you smash this spider post'.

my bad.

I met this guy on my porch and he warnt doin to good. fed him up for a week and let im loose.

namaste, motherfucker.