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wildcard451

DZ.Com's Men vs Women Fitness Contest...

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Not "lazy" so much as "buried"... ;)

Thanks!



Seriously. Since when have you ever hesitated to post self-portraits? :)
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Here's the pics of my fat body... I never realized how much I let myself go over the holidays.. BUT, it doesn't matter, because I will NOT look this way in May!

Oh, and please excuse the hair... I just got a massage a few minutes before the pics were taken. :S

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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I hope my 'after' pictures look as great as your before pictures... you're beautiful!!!



:$ Thank you... :$

I think we are all beautiful in our own ways. And, it's almost time for me to donate my hair. I donated it a few years back to Locks of Love, and that was one of the most rewarding things I've done. :)

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Too bad I don't have any pictures from about four years ago when I started college. One of my goals was to drop some weight and start working out. I dropped the most of the weight (high of 270 down to about 220 now) mainly by watching what I eat, but never did start working out. Maybe this little contest will give me some motivation to tone the pale, hairy mass I call my body and give it some definition :-D

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Damn you skinny people - what are you complaining about! Just wait til you see a real fatty - I'm getting the wife to take some pics and I'll send em off to Peter before I go to bed tonight.

Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast!
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool!
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Damn you skinny people - what are you complaining about! Just wait til you see a real fatty - I'm getting the wife to take some pics and I'll send em off to Peter before I go to bed tonight.



i didn't complain about shit. I know I'm skinny but I'v NEVER in my life been ripped even in the peak of my swimming. I want that damn six pack and defined chest. lol
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
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You're right, you're not complaining. I am. ;)

I just don't understand you skinny/average people posting pics of yourself in this fitness/belly-off contest. I think maybe there should be two categories - Fitness AND Belly-Off. Then it makes more sense. Otherwise, there's just no reason for me to compete, as some of the pics that have been posted, I would kill to have a body like that. I think the rules and winning criteria need to be more clearly defined by the judges.

/end complaint. ;)

Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast!
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool!
bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

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Well my excess weight sits on my hips, which is thw worst place for guy to have excess fat.
before i started skydiving I was a fitness instructor and had about 11-12% body fat now I have about 35% body fat. I NEED to loose weight AND get fit again :(>:(:P

AND AND I HAVE FRIGGIN SAGGY MOOBIES>:(>:(>:(>:(
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
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