sharimcm 0 #1 February 3, 2007 Ok, so I watch too much 20/20. I saw this website, and thought I'd share... http://www.getrevengeonyourex.com/ Wow... Sweet revenge or getting even? Here's a few 'comebacks' on the site that you can send as an anon text message... If your dick was as big as your mouth it would have been more enjoyable I lied - size DOES matter and you don't measure up! Your brother is a better lover than you and your dad gives a good tongue lashing You are such a low-life you don't even deserve the steam off of my piss You can go back to shagging sheep now Roses are red. Violets are blue. Shit smells a lot better than you Whats the difference between you and a dildo? You are a REAL prick Damn... The guy that started this was very... Pissed off at his ex for cheating on him... But, I thought the saying was, "I don't get revenge, I get even..." Edited to add an 'ecard' you can send to your ex... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #2 February 3, 2007 That doesn't seem like a healthy website - granted, when you break up, there is a good chance that you are not your ex's favorite person in the world at that time - but it's a big sign of emotional maturity if you can move on. Although in the first week of the break up you could have a lot of fun with that site... =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl1 0 #3 February 3, 2007 I'm actually friends with my ex but, I thought this was kind of a funny. He called me the other day and said. him: I'm moving back up the the bay area. When are you and B going to though me out of an airplane? me: I love throwing people out of airplanes!.... Especially Ex boyfriends..... he he him: Gulp He got a kick out of that one.Fly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #4 February 3, 2007 I promise I will never cheat on you Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #5 February 3, 2007 Quote I promise I will never cheat on you If you did, I'd have this sent to you -- Your pussy smells like you've rubbed a sweaty tuna steak in your crack or I know I said you were the best sex ever, but I lied - it was the drugs talking and I needed them to fuck you But, since you're not cheating, you're good. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #6 February 3, 2007 Those are just wrong Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fallin4U 0 #7 February 3, 2007 Here's a less vicious idea... Have someone call your ex and tell her she has won free movie tickets for her and a guest and ask for the guests name to pick up at will call. Then call him and do the same and record it to see if he chooses her, if he does, hell, they are happy, get them the tickets and move on with your life, if he doesn't.... just play back the recording of him asking to take someone else to her and watch the heads ROLLLLLLL.... This is not to be taken seriously Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #8 February 3, 2007 QuoteHere's a less vicious idea... Have someone call your ex and tell her she has won free movie tickets for her and a guest and ask for the guests name to pick up at will call. Then call him and do the same and record it to see if he chooses her, if he does, hell, they are happy, get them the tickets and move on with your life, if he doesn't.... just play back the recording of him asking to take someone else to her and watch the heads ROLLLLLLL.... This is not to be taken seriously Huh?? Can you repeat that please.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justtrouble03 0 #9 February 3, 2007 Who's Nicki?? Who's Nicki???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 February 3, 2007 UUhhhh..............WOW.............dude has a couple issues. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davedlg 0 #11 February 3, 2007 QuoteI'm actually friends with my ex but, I thought this was kind of a funny. He called me the other day and said. him: I'm moving back up the the bay area. When are you and B going to though me out of an airplane? me: I love throwing people out of airplanes!.... Especially Ex boyfriends..... he he him: Gulp He got a kick out of that one. LOL. I've actually thrown two ex-girlfriends out of airplanes now that I think about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #12 February 3, 2007 I didn't throw the soon-to-be-ex from an airplane.... *but I did arrange to have it done* Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elias123 0 #13 February 4, 2007 http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=209242 this is pretty harsh too then again she got what se deserved"In a mad world, only the mad are sane" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyshrink 0 #14 February 5, 2007 I love this post. I got great revenge on my ex. I'm not very kind verbally when someone screws me over. My ex could never leave the dz. even on a rainy saturday he had to be there from 7am to midnight. so, my new bf and I defiled all of the dz's airplanes. everytime he jumps, he has to watch where he sits. Mistakes-It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 February 5, 2007 I - LIKE IT!!!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
