jceman 1 #101 January 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteYou here to make fun of me too? No, ma'am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of. May we come in? Hehe, gotta be MIB. Here's one from the most quotable movie of all time, "I remember every detail. The Germans wore grey, you wore blue." Also the most mis-quoted movie of all time. "Shocked! I am shocked to discover gambling in this establishment." "Here are your winnings. sir." Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,489 #102 January 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteYou here to make fun of me too? No, ma'am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of. May we come in? Hehe, gotta be MIB. Here's one from the most quotable movie of all time, "I remember every detail. The Germans wore grey, you wore blue." Also the most mis-quoted movie of all time. "Shocked! I am shocked to discover gambling in this establishment." "Here are your winnings. sir." "Its a little game we play. They put it on my bill, I tear up the bill."Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
packing_jarrett 0 #103 January 13, 2007 1))))))))Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl HarborNa' Cho' Cheese Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #104 January 13, 2007 Animal House... One of my favorite scenes: Quote What the hell are you driving here? We had a small fire last night, but we caught it in the nick of time. Do you have any idea how fast you were going? Funny enough, I was just talking to my friend about that. Our speedometer has melted and as a result it's very hard to see with any degree of accuracy exactly how fast we were going. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #105 January 13, 2007 Quote What the hell are you driving here? We had a small fire last night, but we caught it in the nick of time. Do you have any idea how fast you were going? Funny enough, I was just talking to my friend about that. Our speedometer has melted and as a result it's very hard to see with any degree of accuracy exactly how fast we were going. Planes, Trains, and Automobiles I don't think anyone will get this one: "Why is there a watermelon there?" "I'll tell you later." Hint: Jeff Goldblum has the first line.T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #106 January 13, 2007 Quote"Its a little game we play. They put it on my bill, I tear up the bill." That's not from "Victor Victoria" is it? Here's another one: "The villanies of nature do swarm upon him. Disdaining fortune with brandished steel, which smoked with bloody execution."T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,489 #107 January 13, 2007 QuoteQuote"Its a little game we play. They put it on my bill, I tear up the bill." That's not from "Victor Victoria" is it? Sorry no, still Casablanca. I got carried away Heres a new quote though. "Well, let me finish, Dmitri... Let me finish, Dmitri... Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?... Can you imagine how I feel about it, Dmitri?... Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello?... Of course I like to speak to you!... Of course I like to say hello!... Not now, but anytime, Dmitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened... It's a friendly call. Of course it's a friendly call... Listen, if it wasn't friendly... you probably wouldn't have even got it."Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #108 January 13, 2007 Oh my God, I was just thinking of that flick! I'll let somebody else nail it, though. I don't want to be greedy. For Pete Seller's sake!T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,489 #109 January 13, 2007 "But sir, that's Charlie's point!" "Charlie don't surf!"Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AFFI 0 #110 January 13, 2007 Quote"But sir, that's Charlie's point!" "Charlie don't surf!" Apocalypse Now "Great, and for this I get my ears pierced" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #111 January 13, 2007 Quote"But sir, that's Charlie's point!" "Charlie don't surf!" Same movie as "I love the smell of napalm in the morning!" ***I couldn't do that. Could you do that? Why can they do it? Who are those guys? ***"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #112 January 15, 2007 How about this one: Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! Everybody strap in. I'm about to open some fucking windows!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #113 January 15, 2007 The Princess Bride? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #114 January 15, 2007 QuoteThe Princess Bride? I dunno... was Samuel Jackson in it? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #115 January 15, 2007 QuoteQuoteThe Princess Bride? I dunno... was Samuel Jackson in it? Haha, you guys are funny! Here are some more: 1. You know the Nazi's made the Jews wear flair... 2. Tyrone's done a rally driving course, ain't ya Tyrone? 3. There's only one man that would DARE to give me Strawberry... LONESTAR! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,489 #116 January 15, 2007 Quote1. You know the Nazi's made the Jews wear flair... Office Space? How about, "He's a smart man, Wendell. The department needs smart men like Exley, and direct men, like you."Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #117 January 15, 2007 Spaceball quotes are kind of a give away, aren't they?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #118 January 15, 2007 Hehe, yeah i guess so, no one had bitten on either of the Snatch quotes that i've posted so i thought i'd throw an easy one in. How bout this one: "Trust a wop to bring a knife to a gunfight"? Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #119 January 15, 2007 QuoteQuote1. You know the Nazi's made the Jews wear flair... Office Space? How about, "He's a smart man, Wendell. The department needs smart men like Exley, and direct men, like you." Nice one. Sheesh, i have no idea on your one. Will have to give it some thought! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #120 January 15, 2007 QuoteHow bout this one: "Trust a wop to bring a knife to a gunfight"? I can nail almost any Sean Connery line - that's from "The Untouchables." Try this: "I will smash your face into a car windshield, and take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner, AND NEVER CALL HER AGAIN!!"T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #121 January 15, 2007 Quote"I will smash your face into a car windshield, and take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner, AND NEVER CALL HER AGAIN!!" That has *got* to be a Leslie Neilson line from one of the Naked Gun movies. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #122 January 15, 2007 Nope - more recent than that. Little hint: Line was delivered to Vince Vaughn.T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #123 January 15, 2007 QuoteLet me see if I've got this straight: in order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy and I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy any more and I have to keep flying."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A_girl 0 #124 January 15, 2007 1st ....billy madison...I actually read a breif from a judge and he had quoted that entire scene...very funny reading 2nd....ferris bullers day off 3rd??? not sureWhen choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #125 January 15, 2007 QuoteYou see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
