jakee 1,489 #126 January 15, 2007 QuoteQuoteLet me see if I've got this straight: in order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy and I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy any more and I have to keep flying. Catch 22. Now... QuoteMac, they said you escaped. I knew you wouldn't leave without me. I was waiting for you. Now we can make it, Mac, I feel big as a damn mountain... Oh, no. I'm not goin' without you, Mac. I wouldn't leave you this way. You're coming with me. Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #127 January 16, 2007 QuoteNope - more recent than that. Little hint: Line was delivered to Vince Vaughn. Dodgeball?"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #128 January 16, 2007 How about these.... 1st guy: Who are you? 2nd guy: A trained killer. 1st guy: Oh, special forces, eh? You know, when I was in the corps, we ate you green beret pansies for breakfast! "There are 5 active serial killers in Chicago, and another half a dozen in the mid-west. When I'm done with you, I move on to the next one. You're my job.""Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #129 January 16, 2007 Quote A: "You a bounty hunter?" B: "A man's gotta make a livin'." A: "Dyin' ain't much of a livin', son." "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #130 January 21, 2007 QuoteWe're going to fight fire with marshmallows. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The111 1 #131 January 21, 2007 A few of my favorite movies: 1. Do you know the way to Shell Beach? 2. Who really looks at a man's shoes? 3. It is NOT dangerous to confuse children with angels. 4. Do you want drinks? I've got lots of drinks. ... Drink up young man, it will make the whole seduction less repugnant. 5. Oh, so like racially, he's pretty cool?www.WingsuitPhotos.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #132 January 21, 2007 2. The Shawshank RedemptionStupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #133 January 22, 2007 QuoteQuoteWe're going to fight fire with marshmallows. Ghostbusters?"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #134 January 22, 2007 A: "how 'bout a beer?" B: "Where we gonna get beer up here?" A: "We got beer." B: "You brought beer up here??? You're crazy." A: "I might be crazy, but I'm not stupid. You brought it up." (Reaches into B's pack, pulls out two beers; Gives on to B.) B: 'It's warm!" A: "Well I thought you'd draw the line at hauling ice.""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #135 February 1, 2007 I watched these on TV the past couple of days. Took me back to good old times. 1. "Right turn, Clyde!" 2. "What the fuck is a Chinese Downhill?" the music score during the chinese downhill scene was absolutely perfect for it!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fonz 0 #136 February 2, 2007 Great fun... Thought I might throw in a few easy ones: 1. Ehm... I think you'll find the fancy dress party in the next building. 2. We're not murderers, despite of what this undertaker says. 3. Let's drop a BUG on SPIDERman! 4. A: You must have made quite an impression. B: Aye. A: I didn't think you were in that tent THAT long. 5. A: She's wanted by the police. B: I didn't know the police had such good taste. 6. If we find the spider who did this, you can arrest him. AlphonsAnd five hundred entirely naked women dropped out of the sky on parachutes. -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #137 February 2, 2007 Quotethe music score during the chinese downhill scene was absolutely perfect for it!how would YOU know anyways ?? scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #138 February 2, 2007 QuoteA: "how 'bout a beer?" B: "Where we gonna get beer up here?" A: "We got beer." B: "You brought beer up here??? You're crazy." A: "I might be crazy, but I'm not stupid. You brought it up." (Reaches into B's pack, pulls out two beers; Gives on to B.) B: 'It's warm!" A: "Well I thought you'd draw the line at hauling ice." The Eiger Sanction. EXCELLENT. How about: "Mom says it's because you have dependency issues and it was only a matter of time before you threw it all away over some tramp.""I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #139 February 2, 2007 QuoteQuotethe music score during the chinese downhill scene was absolutely perfect for it!how would YOU know anyways ?? I put my damn hands on the speakers on the TV!!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #140 February 3, 2007 I watched this movie last night and although overall it could have been funnier, but this sequence of lines just had me ROFLMAOPIMP!!!! 1: What is that smell? 2: It smells funny. I don't know. 1: Oh God, did you fart? 2: No. 1: Where did you get these pantyhose? 2: I got it from my mom's gym bag. If you know the scene it's from, you know why it's fucking funny as hell! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
owellynot 0 #141 February 3, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteThe Princess Bride? I dunno... was Samuel Jackson in it? Haha, you guys are funny! Here are some more: 1. You know the Nazi's made the Jews wear flair... 2. Tyrone's done a rally driving course, ain't ya Tyrone? 3. There's only one man that would DARE to give me Strawberry... LONESTAR! ummmmmmmmm....lonestar gives dark helmet the RASPBERRY. spaceballs, thank u very much 1. Aw man, i just shot marvin in the face! 2. a. don't bogart that can......man. b. are you retarded? a. no, i'm rhyming. 3. the lord has given you these fifteen....uh, these TEN commandments. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fonz 0 #142 February 3, 2007 Quote1. Aw man, i just shot marvin in the face! That one's easy. John Travolta as Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction. AlphonsAnd five hundred entirely naked women dropped out of the sky on parachutes. -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
owellynot 0 #143 February 3, 2007 i know...but i had to put it in here--it's one of the funniest scenes ever. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #144 February 3, 2007 Quote1: What is that smell? 2: It smells funny. I don't know. 1: Oh God, did you fart? 2: No. 1: Where did you get these pantyhose? 2: I got it from my mom's gym bag. Employee of The Month Quote1. You know the Nazi's made the Jews wear flair... Office Space Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fonz 0 #145 February 3, 2007 Quotei know...but i had to put it in here--it's one of the funniest scenes ever. Hell, Pulp Fiction is full of memorable quotes. Tried the ones I mentioned above? They're not from Pulp Fiction, but still some are classics. AlphonsAnd five hundred entirely naked women dropped out of the sky on parachutes. -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #146 February 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteThe Princess Bride? I dunno... was Samuel Jackson in it? Haha, you guys are funny! Here are some more: 1. You know the Nazi's made the Jews wear flair... 2. Tyrone's done a rally driving course, ain't ya Tyrone? 3. There's only one man that would DARE to give me Strawberry... LONESTAR! ummmmmmmmm....lonestar gives dark helmet the RASPBERRY. spaceballs, thank u very much Blah blah blah! Quote3. the lord has given you these fifteen....uh, these TEN commandments. Monty Python's History of the World part 1 Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #147 February 5, 2007 I didn't read the entire thread but.... 1. "How did you get the beans above the frank?" 2. "Frau Bleucher" "Neiggggghhhhh"My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #148 February 5, 2007 Quote1. "How did you get the beans above the frank?"/reply] Something about Mary? The second one i have no idea but i'd guess at Austin Powers? Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TypicalFish 0 #149 February 5, 2007 Quote"Frau Bleucher" "Neiggggghhhhh" YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN. "Niiiice beaver..." "Thanks, I just had it stuffed...""I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #150 February 5, 2007 Quote"Niiiice beaver..." "Thanks, I just had it stuffed..." Naked Gun. 1: "Oliver is majoring in neo-fascism at Colombia." 2: "Economics." 1: "Semantics." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 6 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
TypicalFish 0 #149 February 5, 2007 Quote"Frau Bleucher" "Neiggggghhhhh" YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN. "Niiiice beaver..." "Thanks, I just had it stuffed...""I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #150 February 5, 2007 Quote"Niiiice beaver..." "Thanks, I just had it stuffed..." Naked Gun. 1: "Oliver is majoring in neo-fascism at Colombia." 2: "Economics." 1: "Semantics." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
