grue 1 #1 February 4, 2007 Went through first security checkpoint, then they did individual bag searches and patdowns for everyone going on the flight. The second set of screeners didn't like my rig. "Zomg what eis this?" "A parachute, lawl" "GTFO noob, no parachutes" "omg hax. Supervisor plz?" "k sec" "ALL YOUR CHECKPOINT ARE BELONG TO ME" "It eis yuo!" "wtf dude. I'm chargin' my taser. Shoop da woop" "Can I get on the plane? kthxplz" "Lemme ask teh boss" That's verbatim. I almost had to open the main, but eventually they settled for reading the TSA and CASA letters, and locked it up in a locker in the main cabin. As penance for the inconvenience, they preboarded me and gave me a row of 4 to myself for the entire flight. cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #2 February 4, 2007 Oh shit. Grue is back in the states. Nobody go into a chinese buffet if you know what's good for you.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 February 4, 2007 You play CS dont you 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #4 February 4, 2007 Currently sitting on the floor in LAX Off to denver in a couple of hours, then midwest for 2 days. Florida for 4 days, then back to LA for 5 days. cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #5 February 4, 2007 Did you finally get ahold of your friend's mother's number?? ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #6 February 4, 2007 Where you jumping in Florida? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #7 February 4, 2007 QuoteDid you finally get ahold of your friend's mother's number?? That sounds SO wrong, but yes cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #8 February 4, 2007 QuoteWhere you jumping in Florida? Dunno if I'm gonna be able to, but if I do, it'll be whatever's closest to Naplescavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #9 February 4, 2007 QuoteYou play CS dont you What gave it away? cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #10 February 4, 2007 QuoteQuoteDid you finally get ahold of your friend's mother's number?? That sounds SO wrong, but yes Yeah, I figured I'd let the rest of dz.com fill in the blanks. ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #11 February 4, 2007 Let me get this straight. You went back to oz to pick up a rig sent from the states to win a bet with Squeak and get pop squirted in your face by your dad, and you didn't even bring Lainey to us this time? and what happened to tossing your car out da skyvan? Welcome back to the jungle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #12 February 4, 2007 QuoteLet me get this straight. You went back to oz to pick up a rig sent from the states to win a bet with Squeak and get pop squirted in your face by your dad, and you didn't even bring Lainey to us this time? and what happened to tossing your car out da skyvan? Welcome back to the jungle. that's the gist of it, for the moment. Skyvan was going to be just too expensive... but some day.. some day...cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #13 February 4, 2007 Go buy a toy car and sort of live the dream next jump out of a skyvan. Oh and is you friend's mom hot? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #14 February 4, 2007 It's not like that.. just a friend I haven't seen since high school that lives in LA. Can'tfind his contact details anywhere, so I'm gonna call his mom cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #15 February 4, 2007 Mrs. Robinson i presume? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #16 February 4, 2007 QuoteMrs. Robinson i presume? You have to make it more relevant for his generation... either "Stacey's Mom" or "Stifler's Mom.""There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #17 February 4, 2007 QuoteQuoteMrs. Robinson i presume? You have to make it more relevant for his generation... either "Stacey's Mom" or "Stifler's Mom." ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #18 February 4, 2007 Damn it get on a server and stop dorkzoning 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #19 February 4, 2007 sorry, good call. I'm so old i barely knew the reference i used. Thanks for the help. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #20 February 4, 2007 QuoteCurrently sitting on the floor in LAX Off to denver in a couple of hours, then midwest for 2 days. Florida for 4 days, then back to LA for 5 days. Swing by PIA, dude! Would be nice to talk to you in daylight for the first time, as opposed to 3/4/5am..._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #21 February 4, 2007 QuoteQuoteMrs. Robinson i presume? You have to make it more relevant for his generation... either "Stacey's Mom" or "Stifler's Mom." Ouch. I got the original reference, thanks. Just because I was born in the (early) eighties, doesn't mean I'm nyekulturny.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #22 February 4, 2007 QuoteQuoteCurrently sitting on the floor in LAX Off to denver in a couple of hours, then midwest for 2 days. Florida for 4 days, then back to LA for 5 days. Swing by PIA, dude! Would be nice to talk to you in daylight for the first time, as opposed to 3/4/5am... When/where is PIA?cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #23 February 4, 2007 QuoteDamn it get on a server and stop dorkzoning I don't have it installed on my laptop (though I probably could run it)... I'll rectify that before the return trip cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #24 February 4, 2007 Zomg id pwn you1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #25 February 4, 2007 QuoteZomg id pwn you Prolly. I play CS about as well as Michael J Fox plays Jenga.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
