they almost didn't let me on the plane in melbourne!

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That was hillarious. Now watch, here comes the pc police.

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OMG

Consider that one liner taxed

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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

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Reno, NV (2nd most popular place for old people to go when they're ready to die,) tonight through Weds.

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"Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?"
"Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

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Reno, NV (2nd most popular place for old people to go when they're ready to die,) tonight through Weds.

I'd love to, but tonight through wednesday I'm staying with a hot female friend of mine

cavete terrae.

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Mrs. Robinson i presume?

You have to make it more relevant for his generation... either "Stacey's Mom" or "Stifler's Mom."

Mrs. Robinson is a classic come on even the younger folks have seen the graduate

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Reno, NV (2nd most popular place for old people to go when they're ready to die,) tonight through Weds.

The first being Florida?

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See! I told you to get a move on mister, but nooooooyou said seven hours was way too long to get your shit together!! Glad you arrrived safe and sound.

Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

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As penance for the inconvenience, they preboarded me and gave me a row of 4 to myself for the entire flight.

You lucky Fuck, I soo hope you get 5 screaming kids on the trip home

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
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