sunshine 2 #26 February 1, 2007 I would pay HH to put "cockman" under Dave's username. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #27 February 1, 2007 QuoteHow the hell have gotten this far in this thread without "two chicks at the same time, man." You people are slipping! Blues, Dave That's why we need you Captain Cockman! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #28 February 1, 2007 QuoteI would pay HH to put "cockman" under Dave's username. That's a brilliant idea Sunny! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #29 February 1, 2007 QuoteHow the hell have gotten this far in this thread without "two chicks at the same time, man." You people are slipping! Blues, Dave -------------- Ha what makes ya mistakenly believe we haven't accomplished that, Without that kinda, cash? Who needs that kinda $$ to pull that off, when they are already fortunate enough to be, well ME frankly!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #30 February 1, 2007 QuoteI'd buy Jumper03 someone to give him hugs EVERY DAY!!!! Yup, that's right Steve... your own personal Hug Biotch! xoxoxo g BUY???? The job is yours for the asking! Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #31 February 1, 2007 QuoteQuoteHow the hell have gotten this far in this thread without "two chicks at the same time, man." You people are slipping! Blues, Dave -------------- Ha what makes ya mistakenly believe we haven't accomplished that, Without that kinda, cash? Who needs that kinda $$ to pull that off, when they are already fortunate enough to be, well ME frankly! What makes you mistakenly believe it's ever taken me that kind of cash? I thought the quotation marks would give it away as being a quotation, in this case, from the the movie Office Space. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #32 February 1, 2007 <<< GravityJunky incurable Smartass That's why!!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #33 February 1, 2007 Hire a good tax lawyer, a CPA and somebody who's good at investing, set up trust funds for each of my family members and a few close friends and then continue to have fun going to school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #34 February 1, 2007 It would be in poor taste for me to say what I'd probably do first, but I'm pretty sure most of my friends can figure it out. Oh, and I'd get that black and pink canopy, rig and jumpsuit second. And maybe an airplane. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #35 February 1, 2007 Take 1 million dollars bills, and light it on fire.... cuz how people can say they've literally burned one million dollars?This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #36 February 1, 2007 Tithe ten percent...What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plowdirt 0 #37 February 1, 2007 I'd take a leer jet streight to Tallahassee and gladly give um half. Here take it. Thats 147 years of 1 million $$$$$$ 73, of 2$$ Then I would fly back stop at my DZ and buy the whole air port, and surrounding area. Then I'd have crazy freaky skydiving sex in the middle of the run way, landing area the peas the hanger manifest riggers loft. You just reminded me how much I need money and some strange. Off to play the lotto!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #38 February 1, 2007 The KLF burned a milllion pounds. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #39 February 1, 2007 Hey, what $294 million lottery? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #40 February 1, 2007 I got it narrowed down to 3 choices: Rent Anna Kournakova for a night. Buy a double-wide and move to Alabama. Buy $20 worth of groceries in one big spree.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #41 February 1, 2007 QuoteRent Anna Kournakova for a night. She's a bitch...for that money, you can do better. _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #42 February 1, 2007 personality doesn't come into play here... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #43 February 1, 2007 QuoteRent Anna Kournakova for a night.Why??? Your current russian girlfriend not good enough??? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #44 February 1, 2007 I would disappear....permanently. Probably change my name too. Theres this island down near Belize.... ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #45 February 1, 2007 buy a vette, drive to SDH to buy everyone lots of jumps and a catered bbq diner and kegs of shiner for the bonfire/ party.diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #46 February 1, 2007 I'd set up a dropzone - a good club dropzone. When I crunch the numbers, it's not impossible if you have the initial $$. Baby Turbine and a venerable C-182 for the slower weekdays. I'd put money into advertising, get plenty of students, and divide the instructing evenly between competent club members. If you want to come and throw tandems, come on out. If you want to Fun jump, buy plenty of lift tickets. A couple million should get a good start. Maybe I'd even buy a nice King-Air 200 T-Tail for the boogie circut - beef that baby up and challenge Mullins... Ah, enough dreaming....Time to take a magical journey into mathland and finish my homework. =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #47 February 1, 2007 I would spend the first half of it on Wine, Women and Song. The Rest I would just waste. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #48 February 1, 2007 I would buy a fucking C-130 Hercules and visit as many DZs as I could that could support it and let everybody jump it. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #49 February 1, 2007 "I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. ""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twoply 0 #50 February 1, 2007 "You dont need a million dollars for that." "You do to have the kind of girls to double up on a guy like me." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites