SpeedRacer 1 #1 February 1, 2007 On the breast of a waitress named Gail Is tattooed the price of Pale Ale And on her behind For the sake of the blind The same is written in Braille There once was a nun from Peru Who said, when the bishop was through, "The vicar was quicker, But slicker and thicker And two inches longer than you!" There once was a priest from Siberia Whose morals were rather inferior. He did to a nun What he shouldn't have done And now she's a Mother Superior. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #2 February 1, 2007 A skydiving asshole named Potter Who'd eaten more beans than he oughter Made the jumpers all shout And the tandems pass out When he cut the cheese in the Otter. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #3 February 1, 2007 The classroom of six boys and a girl Wanted to give Darwin a whirl The teacher said "Whoa! This is what happened and so You're the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having buttsex with a fish-squirrel" So the rhythm sucks...sue me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #4 February 1, 2007 Here lays the body of Mary Jane Lee Died at the age of 103 For fifteen years she kept her virginity Not a bad record for this vicinity Quints limerick from "Jaws" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #5 February 1, 2007 QuoteA skydiving asshole named Potter Who'd eaten more beans than he oughter Made the jumpers all shout And the tandems pass out When he cut the cheese in the Otter. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nbblood 0 #6 February 1, 2007 There was an old hobo named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in his cave, She smelled like shit, had only one tit, but look at the money he saved.Blues, Nathan If you wait 'til the last minute, it'll only take a minute. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 February 1, 2007 This one is a repost from a much earlier thread: There once was a skydiver named Clay Who insisted, "I am NOT gay! Though I've never lost sleep Over my fondness of sheep, It's strictly been EWES all the way!" Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
